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Meme: Quotes

There seems to have been a lot of memes lately, but I'm in a mood for one and I don't think we've done this one since September 2015, so:

Here's how this works: tag in (under the appropriate journal) with canon quotes from your characters. No (or little) context, just the quotes -- individually if you want, or several in one comment.

People can tag in to those threads and either guess the context/situation, or ask you what it's about, or just comment on the quotes. This way we can all have a little amusement, dork about our canon a little, and maybe get in a little canon pimping on the side.

As always, don't forget to keep checking in and see what new stuff's gone up!

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Iron Bull: Hey, Seeker, if I hit a guy high while you go low, you think we could get him to flip?
Cassandra: Flip?
Iron Bull: Yes. Ass over tea kettle, you know.
Varric: I expect an ale cask before a tea kettle, frankly.
Vivienne: Not over my tea kettle.
Dorian: Now there's a turn of phrase.
Sera: (Laughs.) Ass kettle.
Iron Bull: Yeah, yeah.
Cassandra: I... suppose that could be done?
Iron Bull: I've always wanted to get a guy to flip!

Sera: Well, sorry I'm scared of the stuff I've been warned about my whole life––––like most people who aren't Seekers.
Cassandra: I apologize. I could help if you're willing.
Sera: Pfft! No, I have things to do. You can help by standing in front of me.
Cassandra: (Laughs.) That I can do.

Cassandra: Sera, about you and the Inquisitor...
Sera: Right, here we go. What is it from you?
Cassandra: If you are going to pursue this, make it worth it. Be happy.
Sera: You cagey, boxed up, kissy romantic!
Cassandra: Ugh, there is no need to tell anyone that.

Sera: Hey, Cassandra! Were those really all your names or were you having them on?
Cassandra: Having who on?
Sera: At the Winter Palace. Were you having them on or are you really Cassandra Allergy Porta Fillomajig Pentaghast?
Cassandra: It really is. My family is as pretentious as it is large.
Sera: (Laughs.) How do you remember them all?
Cassandra: I have them stitched into all my clothes.
Sera: Hey Inquisitor! Is that true? Do they fit across her underpants?
Cassandra: You will not answer that.

Cassandra: No. No, Andraste did not specifically say one should not punch bears.

Solas: Sadly, yes. Too few invested with authority possess the courage to alter their course. They fear the appearance of weakness.
Cassandra: The truth is more important than my reputation, and anyone willing to accuse me of weakness is welcome to try.

Cassandra: Varric, does Hawke ever autograph books?
Varric: Why? Doesn't your copy of the "Tale of the Champion" have a big hole in it?
Cassandra: Yes... but it could also have Hawke's signature on it.

Varric: I can't believe you picked the absolute worst of my books to read. Why not Hard in Hightown?
Cassandra: I have enough mysteries and investigations of my own.
Varric: What? You don't want to solve more in your spare time?
Cassandra: Then you killed my favorite character in Chapter 3, so I threw the book across the room.
Varric: Ah, a critic. Say no more.

Cassandra: (sigh) Not all my feelings involve stabbing.

... I could go on for a long time. Dragon Age is absolutely packed with hours of dialogue, and I haven't even scratched the surface of those that concern my character yet.