Meme: MATCHMAKING!

[crimson_sister]

I'm having a quiet evening and was thinking that maybe someone else would like a meme too. Perhaps a distraction from worrying about elections is needed? Text most recently stolen from me!

Imagine that suddenly, everyone on the island is struck with relationship-amnesia. Trysts, exes, boyfriends, girlfriends, gone!

Post your pup's name here and people can reply, whether anonymous or in-character with their dabbling in the Cupidly arts. Do you know what Cupid really, really loves? When you give reasons as to the match-up.

Comments

Lucille | Leto

[crimson_sister]

AIO. I need no reason. Also, one of my neighbours keep singing the theme song from Emil of Lönneberga repeatedly every evening. I'm getting curious who it is and why.

Re: Lucille | Leto

[imafuturist]

Rhys and Lucille is totally plausible if... Rhys is possessed by AI Jack again.

Re: Lucille | Leto

[crimson_sister]

AI Jack? Now I'm curious. Have I missed something?

Re: Lucille | Leto

[imafuturist]

One of the main villains of Borderlands, Handsome Jack, got himself turned into an AI by a crazy fan of his prior to the real Jack's demise.

And then Rhys brilliantly uploaded it into his brain like the moron he is. It ended with Rhys crashing a space station and ripping out his own tech to stop him.

But this is all before Rhys arrived here.

Re: Lucille | Leto

[crimson_sister]

Lucille feels that the AI can't be worse than Rhys.

Re: Lucille | Leto

[era_two_triangle]

You know I'm gonna just wave Lucille/Cass shipper flags away into the night, here.

Roscoe Kaan / Faith Connors

[thewrathofkaan.livejournal.com]

Re: Roscoe Kaan / Faith Connors

[crimson_sister]

Roscoe and Tip comes across as mostly friends to me, but I still think they would make an adorable couple.

Jono | Peridot | Sparkle | Kanan | etc.

[uncertain_dume]

AIODTW the usual! I'll be around in the evening to shamelessly ship right on back. :D

Re: Jono | Peridot | Sparkle | Kanan | etc.

[imafuturist]

Sparkle/stability is my OTP.

Re: Jono | Peridot | Sparkle | Kanan | etc.

[crimson_sister]

Kanan and Didi are adorable in the threads I've read with them.

Re: Jono | Peridot | Sparkle | Kanan | etc.

[crimson_sister]

Ok, so far I've failed to come up with someone for Peridot. Which is sad because there should be someone for everyone, even if you're a gem with no understanding of human relationships. I will ping back if I think of someone.

Re: Jono | Peridot | Sparkle | Kanan | etc.

[crimson_sister]

I know this is really predictable, and after checking I know it's come up before but I just have to say Sparkle/Atton. Although if Atton lets Sparkle get hurt again under stupid circumstances Leto won't be pleased.

Re: Jono | Peridot | Sparkle | Kanan | etc.

[snipsnspecks]

Peridot/kyber crystals?

Negasonic Teenage Warhead

[teenagewarhead.livejournal.com]

Whose match-ups must be tolerant to sarcasm and sulleness.

Re: Negasonic Teenage Warhead

[crimson_sister]

Somehow I find the idea of Negasonic and Lucille funny. Negasonic would probably win the sarcasm and sullenness contest, but Lucille could add some crazy murder.

Tony Stark | Rhys | Deadpool | Thorin

[imafuturist]

All in one due to OH GOD SOMEONE DRAG US BACK FROM THE CLIFF OF POLITICAL INSANITY work.

Re: Tony Stark | Rhys | Deadpool | Thorin

[crimson_sister]

Rhys/Kuzco. Their hate is just a way to try and hide their true love. *hides*

Re: Tony Stark | Rhys | Deadpool | Thorin

[crimson_sister]

This totally fails the cupidly part but Lucille should marry Thorin and get him to pay for repairing the roof of Allerdale Hall and get the mine working. It will save her the trouble of finding brides for Thomas, and they could still live there. Thorin could live in that mountain he calls home and they can write surly and subtly insulting letters to each other. Oh, and maybe Thorin can provide her with some elf maidens to (lovingly) poison?

Of course Thorin gets nothing out of this.

Re: Tony Stark | Rhys | Deadpool | Thorin

[imafuturist]

Long distance love is for the best with them, it is true.

Re: Tony Stark | Rhys | Deadpool | Thorin

[era_two_triangle]

I'm callin' Thorin and Peridot for totally platonic shorty rock squad thinking-humans-are-crazy funtimes.

Also Tony and stability, because the only one who needs it more than Sparkle is him, dammit.

Cara | Ahsoka | Isabela | Bond

[wrongkindofsith]

AIODTSleep

Re: Cara | Ahsoka | Isabela | Bond

[crimson_sister]

I'll be predictable and say Isabela/Merrill.

And then equally predictable with Isabela/Ada/Dante

Re: Cara | Ahsoka | Isabela | Bond

[good_for_six]

Isabela friendship +50

Re: Cara | Ahsoka | Isabela | Bond

[crimson_sister]

Can I have the romance options in the dialogue too, please?

Re: Cara | Ahsoka | Isabela | Bond

[good_for_six]

*insert dirty pun here*♥

Zoe/Clint/Sam/Kira/Khadgar

[spell_chucker]

AIODT teacher workday oh god so much grading why did past!me do this?

Eliot Spencer | Tip Tucci | Pinkie Pie | Mr. Peanutbutter | Raven Darkholme | Priestly

[vdistinctive]

AIODTThud

Re: Eliot Spencer | Tip Tucci | Pinkie Pie | Mr. Peanutbutter | Raven Darkholme | Priestly

[crimson_sister]

Pinkie Pie/Mr Peanutbutter?

Re: Eliot Spencer | Tip Tucci | Pinkie Pie | Mr. Peanutbutter | Raven Darkholme | Priestly

[got-hijacked.livejournal.com]

Tip and Rhys would be adorable. Because he needs smart women to keep his dumb ass out of trouble.

Xanthippe / Electroclash / Mike / off-island folks

[seveninchmotto]

Oh lawd I am tired.

Frank / Jessica

[halfaclink.livejournal.com]

AIODTW

Ada Miller / Ghanima Atreides / John Constantine / Emma Frost / Minako Aino / Surreal SaDiablo

[boneyard_girl]

aiodt family invasion send help or candy mostly help

Re: Ada Miller / Ghanima Atreides / John Constantine / Emma Frost / Minako Aino / Surreal SaDiablo

[era_two_triangle]

... I tried running through like every possible crackship ever but mostly I'm settling on Ada/half her body weight in liquor because god knows she'll need it when she gets her memory back.

Also John and every attractive, legal Brit on the island at once because snark and pretty. I can be shallow if I wanna.