meme: screw, marry, kill

[throughaphase]

Hello! We haven't done this since September of 2016, and with it being spring break all the bosses are gone at work, so why not.

Tag in, and folks will give you three characters (in-game, from canon, etc.) - pick one each for the requisite categories. Which would you screw, which would you marry, which would you kill?

*rubs hands together* *plots*

Comments

Rosa

[sith_happened]

CANON VERSION, self-inflicted death is not an option:

Boyle, Scully, Hitchcock.

Re: Rosa

[died8yearsago]

SELF-INFLICTED DEATH IS THE ONLY OPTION.

Ugh, fine.

SCREW: Boyle. If Linetti did it, it can't be that bad. If he tries to bring in any weird foodplay, though, I'm cutting off his junk.

MARRY: Scully. Dumb as shit, but he's mostly harmless. It'll be like having another dog. Bonus: I might finally get to find out whether Kelly was his dog or his wife.

KILL: Hitchcock. Always kill Hitchcock.

Re: Rosa

[vdistinctive]

Okay, seriously though, this might as well be canon. a) this game has absolutely been played repeatedly at the 99, and b) "Always kill Hitchcock" is so well established that no one even bothers to put his name in anymore.

Even Scully agrees. Admittedly this is because whenever he tries to disagree, someone distracts him with food.

Re: Rosa

[died8yearsago]

This guy gets it.