meme: screw, marry, kill

[throughaphase]

Hello! We haven't done this since September of 2016, and with it being spring break all the bosses are gone at work, so why not.

Tag in, and folks will give you three characters (in-game, from canon, etc.) - pick one each for the requisite categories. Which would you screw, which would you marry, which would you kill?

*rubs hands together* *plots*

Comments

Hannibal | Peter | Hera | Miguel

[sharp_man]

AIODTWandI'mLazy!

Peter

[shiroi_tiger]

Sparkle, Kanan, Nathan.

:D THIS WAS THE EASIEST TRIO TO COME UP WITH, WHAT.

Re: Peter

[2_old_for_this]

Oh, dear. LOL Um.

Screw: Kanan. It'd be equally awkward and maybe fun, and no real commitment for either of us.
Marry: Sparkle. He seems like he could use someone to take care of him, and I have a hero complex am good at that.
Kill: Sorry, Nathan! I like you, but I think you'd understand.

Hannibal

[throughaphase]

Sparkle, Lucille, Alluka

Re: Hannibal

[sharp_man]

I think of them all as my children, so this is rather odd, to say the least.

I suppose, if I were forced to make a decision, and were I not already married...

Screw: Sparkle. I know he did use to have a crush on me, and he is the oldest of them.
Marry: Alluka. Her insatiable curiosity would make a good match for mine, I think. Also, I imagine she is nearly indestructible.
Kill: I am terribly sorry, Lucille.

Hera

[throughaphase]

Being mean with canon! Zeb, Ezra, Sabine.