meme: screw, marry, kill

[throughaphase]

Hello! We haven't done this since September of 2016, and with it being spring break all the bosses are gone at work, so why not.

Tag in, and folks will give you three characters (in-game, from canon, etc.) - pick one each for the requisite categories. Which would you screw, which would you marry, which would you kill?

*rubs hands together* *plots*

Comments

Norman

[arboreal_priestess]

Summer, Uma, Tip

Re: Norman

[always_someone]

This is, um, actually way easier than it should be?

Screw (THAT WORD IS AWFUL THOUGH?): Uma, I think? She doesn't seem like a marrying type and she seems, uh. Fun? Adventurous? She doesn't hate me?

Marry: Tip. I mean. She's smart, and she knows my secret, which, granted, isn't even really that serious of a secret around here, and we get along really well? She thinks I'm cool? I don't get it.

Kill: .... Summer hates me anyway. And then she could have her revenge by haunting me forever, so I'd feel less bad about it than I probably should.

Re: Norman

[refused2berescued]

*Winks* Hey there. Bet you'd loosen up a bit, too.