meme: screw, marry, kill

[throughaphase]

Hello! We haven't done this since September of 2016, and with it being spring break all the bosses are gone at work, so why not.

Tag in, and folks will give you three characters (in-game, from canon, etc.) - pick one each for the requisite categories. Which would you screw, which would you marry, which would you kill?

*rubs hands together* *plots*

Comments

Re: Ada Miller

[boneyard_girl]

WELL I ALREADY KILLED AN AU VERSION OF ONE OF THEM, SO IT'S GONNA BE ONE GIANT FUCK PILE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

*ahem*

Marry: Hyas. I already had to kill him once. I can't do it again. I can't.
Screw: Isabela 'cause she'd be happy to join us an' if I tried to marry her she'd run away and I'd never see her again.
Kill: I mean, I could try to kill Dante, but it's not gonna work. How about I make him wanna die by giving him a kale smoothie or something?

I just...can't I keep them all?