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meme: veritaserum

Hello my name is Natalie and I meme when I'm bored at work. We last did this in June, and some stuff has happened since then, so.

Your character has ingested a large quantity of veritaserum, or "truth potion." Any questions asked of them, they have to answer truthfully, whether they want to or not! There's absolutely no way around it.

As always, you can use OOC knowledge, and this has no effect on things IG.

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Because I can't have a day at work where I'm not thoroughly distracted by other things, I guess (and happily so!).

Mwahahaha veritaserum: so what's going on with Seivarden and what are your feelings on it?

Hold on a sec, I have to go break my player's fingers to make sure that she never types my name on this meme again.

...okay, we're good. Next time, cutting out her tongue, because now she's just using voice-to-text.

Short answer: I have no Freaking idea.

Long answer: I wish I could say that it was just sex and just something I do because I'm bored as hell around here, but that's not true. I actually do kind of like her, sometimes, when it's just her and she doesn't have her head shoved so far up her ass she can see her small intestine. She can be a lot of fun, which...where the hell did that come from?...and she challenges me, and that's a huge part of it, it drives me crazy in the best ways when she pushes back, and drives me crazy in the worst ways when she doesn't. I hate that I start thinking about her the moment I get bored (and I get bored a lot around here) and I especially hate that I find myself putting effort into ways to spend time with her.

And then something happens to remind me that she's a really just a stupid pompous ass crybaby who takes things way too personally, and I hate her guts all over again. And I also start to realize that someone else is kind of catching my attention right now, too, someone way different and probably not as exciting but also a lot less frustrating as well.

Short Answer Part 2: It's complicated. Stop asking.

Is there anything on the island you would like to do that you haven't done yet? Or that would be the least dumb thing to do?

Well, yeah. Captain Tightpants. Mayor McHotness. Major Meathead. Doctor Buzzkill. Shitty Beer Guy. Metalface. Couple drinks and I probably wouldn't say no to Baby Guidance Counselor. Maybe even--

Oh. You said anything.

Sorry.

In that case, um, not really? I mean, what is there to even do on this island? I guess I could check out that other bar, but why bother doing that when I like my usual bartender? I mean, I guess I could hit the gym more, same with the gun range. I did want to get Arlo 2 trained as a squirrel-specific attack dog. I wouldn't be opposed to a yoga class or something.

I don't know, this place hasn't really got much in that respect. I mean, you know it's bad when even I'm saying the best thing about this place is the people.

But I mean, also...

*points up to list*

So.

What do you think people here feel about you?

Well, I would certainly never wish to be so bold as to to assume another's thoughts, but if I had to be honest (which, I suppose I do!), but I believe that, surely, the people here find me to be...kind. And exciting! And loyal. I believe that everyone knows that, should they need a friend or should they need their day to be brightened in any way, they can turn to me, and find exactly that.

And I do believe there's a few people who find me to be...too much and over-the-top, but I do feel they are quite few and far between, and, quite frankly, I believe they will simply have to deal with it, as I cannot help being any other way.

Do you suppose anything would change - you'd look at me differently or something - if I were to tell you even half of where I've been in my life?

I'm kind of terrified it might. But I can't see this working for any real length of time unless I do.

Oh, Vette...

Of course it wouldn't change a thing!

...wait, no, that's not entirely truthful. Something would change, but it would only that my capacity for wanting to protect you and be there for you, to make you happy and see you smile would somehow manage to increase, something I would have otherwise thought quite impossible.

And yet...there it is. That is exactly what would happen.

Turn-about is fair play, cowboy. How much of this is that you might actually like me, and how much of it is that you might just like the attention?

Oooof. Yeah, I should have really seen that one coming, huh?

But I mean...same answer, I guess. Except that I'm not used to the attention. It's kinda hard to really wrap my head around the fact that you'd even give me the time of day, because you're, like, obviously amazing, I've seen some of the stuff you do in class, and you're crazy gorgeous, and your sense of humor is incredible, and you're like a billion miles out of my league because you're....you, and I"m just about the biggest dork on this planet and mine.

So obviously I love the attention. Looove it. But, at the same time....I guess...I don't really know you? Like, at all. But I know I'd really like to? Because I doubt knowing you better would change anything except just making this even worse. Or possibly running the risk of you realizing I'm just a some weird nerd not worth you time.

I'd be willing to take that risk, though.

So we should do that.

The whole...getting to know each other better thing...

Well, this is where I actually wish Ruby had been able to come out for Family Weekend, because my sister? Biggest. Dork. Ever. Like, she's more interested in weapons than people, and she's basically a hyperactive teleporting puppy on sugar. And she's my best friend. So, like, dork is not an automatic bad thing ~~unless you're Jaune~~.

But. Yeah. That sounds nice.

Edited 2018-10-24 19:24 (UTC)

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