meme: I Never

[throughaphase]

I'm having the very rare slow week at work (until the late afternoon when I will want to rip my hair out) so here's a meme I don't think we've done since June of 2016?

In the immortal words of notmysupervisor, the regular rules are thus:

Everyone know the drinking game "I've Never"? It's basically that.

Tag in with a situation starting with the words "I've never," which can be anything from "I've never sang on the stage at Caritas" to "I've never cut off someone's hand in space." Then, other characters will ping off of it indicating whether they've done it or not. If you have done it, the custom in the drinking game is to, well, drink, which you can express with a succinct *drinks* or something a little more creative. So get those boozing icons ready!

And by all means, ping off of other characters to ask for details on the sordid things they're drinking about. The more detail, the better!

As with any meme, of course, all pings are IC but have no IC consequences.

So get to it! Remember to keep checking back throughout the day to see if any new situations have been added for you to ping to!

And I'm about to get in a car so definitely add your own stuff!

Comments

[throughaphase]

I've never stolen anything.

[furnaceface]

Luv, I stole the Hellbike in another reality.

No bloody regrets.

[throughaphase]

I've never gotten a tattoo.

[always_someone]

Oh! I've actually done this!

... I mean. *drinks*

[throughaphase]

I've never been bitten by a gremlin.

[furnaceface]

I don't want to talk about it.

[seriesofbaddecisions]

I've never been in love.

[in_sidon_we_trust]

*drinks literally everything*

[seriesofbaddecisions]

I've never driven a car.

[furnaceface]

Car, motorbike, jet...

[in_sidon_we_trust]

I've never turned into an animal!

[always_someone]

Sigh. *drink*

[overparented]

I've never been to space.

[furnaceface]

Hell, there's a whole generation of folks who can claim that just by virtue of living on the island a few years back.

[overparented]

I've never had sex.

[furnaceface]

More than once, yes.

[overparented]

I've never been drunk.

[always_someone]

Yeah, there was spin the bottle...

[overparented]

I've never killed anyone.

[built_fjord_tough]

Helpin' take out them vampires counted, I should think.

[overparented]

I've never told someone I love them (romantically).

[furnaceface]

Done this.

[overparented]

I've never done karaoke.

[furnaceface]

Done this.

[overparented]

I've never hooked up with (ymmv) anyone due to Fandom weirdness.

[furnaceface]

Done THIS.

[overparented]

I've never been arrested.

[always_someone]

Sigh. *drink*

[overparented]

I've never cheated on anybody.

[uncertain_dume]

... We don't talk about my pre-Fandom bad habits.

[overparented]

I've never been cheated on.

[biotic_psychotic]

*driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinks*

[seriesofbaddecisions]

I've never had any kind of powers, even temporarily.

[always_someone]

... I guess what I do does count, doesn't it?

Huh.

[seriesofbaddecisions]

I've never crashed/blown up any kind of vehicle.

[uncertain_dume]

Blowing them up while sitting safely in the seat of a different ship counts, right?

[seriesofbaddecisions]

I've never been married (Fandom weirdness counts).

[furnaceface]

Indeed.

[seriesofbaddecisions]

I've never had kids (Fandom weirdness counts).

[built_fjord_tough]

Wasn't any good at it, but yeah, apparently that's a thing now.

[overparented]

I've never been in a fight.

[furnaceface]

Many!

[overparented]

I've never slept with more than one person at the same time.

[furnaceface]

On occasion.

[overparented]

I've never had a pet.

[myownface]

I have fish!

... I miss Velcro, though.

[overparented]

I've never been attracted to someone of my own gender.

[goldfishontherocks]

Well, sure. I mean . . . yeah.

[overparented]

I've never had a one night stand.

[uncertain_dume]

... Soooo many. Uh.