fandomhigh_ooc | Meme: Domesticity

It's been just about a year since we've done this one. It's Sunday. Everything here is wet and cold outside. I'm lazy and bored and request entertainment!

Ping your character in and people will offer up a pairing with that character, which is used to answer the meme questions. Feel free to answer with single words, though explanations and examples are always fun. Then other people can chime in with how they see that pairing work. Any pairing goes: friends, NPCs, canon love, canon hate, canon indifference, roommates/housemates, and if-Hell-froze-over-and-these-two-characters-got-together, go crazy! Don't forget to check back in throughout the day and see who else has pinged in!

For example:
Who uses all the hot water in the morning? Warren. He's got a LOT more to wash than Karla and when she is in the mood to spend a long time in the tub, she takes a bath with a glass of wine and a book. Also, Warren is the one who leaves the bathroom a wreck because soggy wings leave water everywhere.

For great mobile justice, please copypasta the questions and your answers.

Who is the big spoon/little spoon?:
What is their favorite non-sexual activity?:
Who uses all the hot water in the morning?:
What they order from take out?:
What is the most trivial thing they fight over?:
Who does most of the cleaning?:
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?:
Who steals the blankets?:
What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure?
Who kissed who first?
What would they do if the other one was hurt?
What do they get each other for gifts?
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
How do they celebrate anniversaries?
What do they name their pet(s)?
On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank?

But because these things always change and evolve, now there's a whole new set of questions we can ask for details about! Behold Domesticity Meme Part 2!

Who cooks normally?
How often do they fight?
What do they do when they're away from each other?
Nicknames for each other?
Who flirts more?
Do they act different in public and at home?
What are little gestures they do for each other?
Who kills the spiders?
Who is "the dominant one" (for however you want to define that)?
Who is the cuddler?
What annoying habit does one have that the other hates?
What do they do to make the other one jealous?
What do they do that embarrasses the other one?
What did they nearly break up over?
What is "their song"?
How do they handle holidays?

Now for ease of copypasta:

Who is the big spoon/little spoon?:
What is their favorite non-sexual activity?: 
Who uses all the hot water in the morning?: 
What they order from take out?: 
What is the most trivial thing they fight over?: 
Who does most of the cleaning?: 
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?: 
Who steals the blankets?: 
What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure?:
Who kissed who first?: 
What would they do if the other one was hurt?: 
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?: 
How do they celebrate anniversaries?: 
What do they name their pet(s)?: 
On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank?: 
Who cooks normally?: 
How often do they fight?: 
What do they do when they're away from each other?: 
Nicknames for each other?: 
What do they get each other for gifts?: 
Who flirts more?: 
Do they act different in public and at home?: 
What are little gestures they do for each other?: 
Who kills the spiders?: 
Who is "the dominant one" (for however you want to define that)?: 
Who is the cuddler?: 
What annoying habit does one have that the other hates?: 
What do they do to make the other one jealous?: 
What do they do that embarrasses the other one?: 
What did they nearly break up over?: 
What is "their song"?: 
How do they handle holidays?:

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Who is the big spoon/little spoon?: Jack is actually the big spoon, here. Mostly because she's more stubborn than he is and she gets a kick out of squidding her way around him.
What is their favorite non-sexual activity?: Being catty about people they don't like!
Who uses all the hot water in the morning?: Neither, meh.
What they order from take out?: Noodles.
What is the most trivial thing they fight over?: Fjord's talking down on himself again.
Who does most of the cleaning?: Both of them.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?: Oh, Fjord definitely lets Jack do that one. She enjoys it more.
Who steals the blankets?: Neither of them really need them. Fjord lets Jack take them when she wants 'em.
What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure?: There is no guilt involved, they probably end up agreeing on wrestling or something.
Who kissed who first?: ... It's entirely possible they still haven't.
What would they do if the other one was hurt?: Oh, someone's gonna get hurt. Really badly.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Whoever gets to it first.
How do they celebrate anniversaries?: I can't actually see them thinking to.
What do they name their pet(s)?: Jack has Eezo and Kraken. Fjord declares them to be her pets and wants nothing to do with them.
On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank?: "Wait, they're dating?"
Who cooks normally?: They're both kind of tied for 'person who bothers putting fire under meat.'
How often do they fight?: Eh, they get into stupid little disagreements, but there's not much there that they'd fight over outright.
What do they do when they're away from each other?: Eh, they're not too concerned. Unless there's something they SHOULD be concerned about. Life goes on.
Nicknames for each other?: Fjord attempts a 'Jacky' and stops immediately when it earns him a fist-shaped bruise to the shoulder. Nicknames are not tried again.
What do they get each other for gifts?: Either practical stuff that they needed to get anyway, or big stupid things just to take the piss out of each other.
Who flirts more?: Neither of them are really flirty, they're bad at this.
Do they act different in public and at home?: Nah.
What are little gestures they do for each other?: Fjord kicks the ass of anyone who looks at Jack the wrong way. Jack kicks the ass of anybody who looks at Fjord the wrong way. It's very sweet.
Who kills the spiders?: Whoever gets to the little bastards first.
Who is "the dominant one" (for however you want to define that)?: Jack mostly by virtue of personality, here.
Who is the cuddler?: Eezo. Ish.
What annoying habit does one have that the other hates?: Fjord talks down on himself a lot, even if nobody really notices but Jack.
What do they do to make the other one jealous?: Neither is really the jealous type.
What do they do that embarrasses the other one?: Basically any time Jack tells Fjord that he's good at something in front of other people, he gets all flustered. That's about as close as it gets.
What did they nearly break up over?: Fjord's tendency to just... touch things that inevitably try to kill them. Because he keeps beating Jack to them. Share the fun, Fjord.
What is "their song"?: Judas Priest, Breakin' the Law
How do they handle holidays?: They probably just get dragged off to whatever holiday Jack's people are celebrating at the time. Neither are too bothered about them otherwise.

Meme: Domesticity

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