MEME: 5-4-3-2-1

[weirderthanthou]

Okay I've been having a hell of an anxiety week and my loudest character is still Away For Plot, so let's dig up an old meme we haven't done in like three years!

Five people you'd sleep with.
Four people you'd want to spend your life with.
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy.
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to.
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on.

<b>Five people you'd sleep with:</b> <b>Four people you'd want to spend your life with:</b> <b>Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy:</b> <b>Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to:</b> <b>One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on:</b>

Here's a revised version:

Five people that can make you happy
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason)
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason)
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them

<b>Five people that can make you happy:</b> <b>Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason):</b> <b>Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason):</b> <b>Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry:</b> <b>One person who unexpectedly made you care about them:</b>

These can be hypothetical, so don't worry if you've never met whoever you list!

Comments

[somethingwithturquoise]

Five people that can make you happy: Rey, Barry, Steeeeeve, Eleanor, Tisarwat
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Jesse, Kitty, Rosa, Annie
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): ahahahahaha, good one. No, seriously, the more I think about it, the bigger the NOPE.
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Lucifer, Nina
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: Seivarden

[bookbeltof_love]

Me??????????

Or do you, like, mean the mayor’s assistant?????

[somethingwithturquoise]

....oh, yeah, totally the mayor's assistant. Definitely not the repressive hide-it-under-a-pretty-smile girl in my classes who gets lit on fire that I just want to shovel ice cream at to make it better even though it never really will be. OBVS.

[bookbeltof_love]

Just, like, checking!!!!!!! Geez!!!!!!!!!

[mother_forker]

Five people you'd sleep with: HAHAHAHA It's easier to say who she wouldn't sleep with: Teachers, Old people, Wei (Because Roomies), Astrid (little sister vibe), Arabella (contractual little sister)
Four people you'd want to spend your (after)life with: Michael, Chidi, Jason and Tahani
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Her little cousin, Astrid and Arabella because of big sib contractual obligation.
Two people you want to give a beating to: Wayne because he probably deserves it and the Hairpuller (Miles)
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: Tahani. Sorry, Fry. It's canon.

[knife_bender]

Five people that can make you happy: Luther, Allison, Klaus, Five, Ben...and Vanya but don't tell anyone.
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad.
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): Mom & Pogo: Anyone, they're the best. Dad: Danny just so he can see the insanity for himself.
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Dad, Mom...anybody really I cry a lot
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: I cannot stress how little you have to do to make me care about you. Any kind of affection and I'm yours.

[defenderofdesmoines]

Five people you'd sleep with: With the caveat that I don't usually do casual hookups: Captain America is hot, Diego is hot, Eric is hot and I don't even know he's a vampire, Duke is hot, and Rosa Emily is hot in a scary I-don't-like-girls-anyway-so-it's-fine-how-hot-she-is way.
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: You know, I've thought a lot about which members of The Seven I'd like to still be there when I show up: Homelander, Queen Maeve and The Deep seem like they have the staying power so we'll say them, and then my mom!
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Uh. No one here really seems to need it, but let's say my mom, and then a somehow-incapacitated Nina and a knocked-out Rey.
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: Barry seems like he'll eventually be on the receiving end of a lecture. I'm not sure why. Let's call it a vibe. Danny also seems like he sometimes might need a smack upside the head from time to time.
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: If anyone ever comes over to my apartment, I have a big poster of The Deep on my wall and it's kind of embarrassing. Actually, I might need to take that down before anyone sees it. (Although he is fine, I am just saying.)

[knife_bender]

Sure imma do this one too because I don't feel like working today.

Five people you'd sleep with: Annie, Rosa (hot lady cop? Definitely canon), Octavia (we can talk about childhood trauma after!), generally any woman that could kick his ass, Duke (if I had to pick a guy)
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: my siblings (we're gonna count them as one), Mom, Pogo
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Five, Klaus, Allison. But he's got a Batman complex so he'll protect most anyone.
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: Dad, Luther
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: I don't do secret crushes.

[weirderthanthou]

Five people you'd sleep with: Uhhhhhh I haven't. Thought about it. Would sleeping with Summer feel a little like sleeping with myself? I guess... if I really have to think about it? Starlight seemed attractive. And Cara. And I really like James, but that's-- I don't know, okay? I'm going to hide now.
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: Dylan. Emily. Everyone else is... not as important.
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Dylan. Barry. Summer.
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: The previous director. Barry, for faxing me so much alarming information all the time.
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: Emily I don't know what you're talking about.

Five people that can make you happy: James, in a low-key kind of way. Summer has been making me feel pretty-- okay? That counts, right? I just. I don't know a lot of people.
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Shunsui. Why does he keep hitting on me and why don't I know what to do about it? Otherwise, the list's both pretty short and at the same time, 'everyone, within the right context'. I'm so sorry.
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): I. Don't. Really have any. I'd take Summer and Barry to meet Emily, I guess? I wouldn't take anyone to see Dylan.
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Dylan. James.
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: James.

[shapethecentury]

Bucky: ... ABORT MISSION.

[weirderthanthou]

Oh, calm down. I don't mean anything weird.

[my_own_advocate]

Five people you'd sleep with: 'Would'? I've slept with most of them already. ... if we count repeats, Duke, Octavia, and on the non-repeat side, maybe that pirate at the bar in some kind of hypothetical situation. I'm a bit spoken for at the moment.
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: The detective, Miss Lopez, Octavia, and Linda, Maze and Duke can mudwrestle over the last one.
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Miss Lopez, Octavia, Duke.
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: I'd say 'Seivarden and Summer' but I have already done that, haven't I?
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: How dare you insinuate I do anything secretly.

[betterthanaplan]

You just want to see me and Maze mud wrestle.

Which is fair. I mean, so would I.

[my_own_advocate]

I was about to say, doesn't it sound like a grand use of an afternoon to you?"

[bookbeltof_love]

Five people that can make you happy: Prompto (and the boyos + Iris, and we're pretending they count as one person for the sake of this), Liam, Bus Dean, Julius, Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaabiiiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Um, like, that's something other people do??????????? Pass.
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): Like I'm pretty sure mom and dad would rather not meet anyone????? But I guess, like, Astrid, Julius, and Sabine could fake being normal long enough to get through an uncomfortable meeting that no one wants??????
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Vette. Prompto.
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: Duke!!!!!!

[my_own_advocate]

... and fine, I'll do the sentimental one as well.

Five people that can make you happy: The Detective, miss Lopez, Octavia, Duke, some of Summer's jello shots.
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): I don't follow.
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): I wouldn't wish a visit to either of my parents on the worst of you lot, honestly.
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Octavia. The Detective.
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: ... I am grudgingly somewhat invested in Detective Williams remaining breathing, I suppose?

[long_memory]

Five people you'd sleep with: Madi, Lucifer, Flint, Jaskier, Rey if I was having a really good self-esteem day because she is way too good for me.
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: Madi, Flint...that's about it.
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Rey, Jaskier, Madi
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: Flint, Billy Bones
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: He is still so in denial about the bisexual thing.

Five people that can make you happy: Madi, Jaskier, Rey, the Walrus crew which is way more than 5 people
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Flint, Rey, Blackbeard (the pirate not the prostitute), ...actually maybe Blackbeard the prostitute too
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): Parents? Who has parents? Not me I have no past.
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Flint, Madi
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: Uh everybody I've ever ended up caring about? I guess Flint is the most surprising.

[thatwaslucky]

That is some company to be in on the intimidation front...

[long_memory]

Intimidating for entirely different reasons than the other ones, I assure you.

[thatwaslucky]

Five people that can make you happy: Fandom edition: Duke, Summer, Liam, Silver, Jaskier
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): I don't know how to deal with Shunsui's level of flirting. Then Kylo Ren three times.
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): I can't answer this because I'm actually slowly bringing everyone home with me.
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Kylo Ren. Duke could.
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: Anakin.

Five people you'd sleep with: I'm not really thinking about that right now. Silver Poe
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: Finn, Poe, Chewie, Leia.
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Larceny, Silver, Jaskier
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: If I give a stern lecture to Kylo Ren and then beat him up, does that satisfy this question?
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: ...If I say Silver people are going to be weird about it.

[badassprodigy]

Five people that can make you happy: Summer, Kathy, Jeremy, Roxie, Seivarden
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Sara Tan & anyone who'd try to flirt with him.
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): Yeah, Outside of Summer there's no one who really needs to meet my parents. Meeting my friends is more important and he'd introduce anyone on the island to Roxie and Jeremy.
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Nina because that's a lot of punctuation to emote from one person. Kathy. Damn it, Kathy.
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: Jesse. Imagine getting along with someone in government?

[sparkinyou]

Five people you'd sleep with: Uh. What? No, no, no, no. Not thinking about that at all.
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: You mean just hanging out? Gwen Stacy, Peter B Parker, Troy Barnes and my buddy Ganke.
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Elli, Astrid, Troy
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: Beating: Kingpin, Lecture: Uncle Aaron
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: Gwen Stacy