Meme: Would You Rather?

[defenderofdesmoines]

You know what, I know there was just a meme yesterday, but October seems determined to be unpleasant and I would really love a distraction.

Anyway. How about a meme we haven't done since apparently 2012? With text stolen from dollpocalypse

Put your character's name in a comment and people shall reply with questions, such as "Would you rather [Do Subject A] or [Do Subject B!]" Nothing is off limits, and you must answer honestly.

Be brutal. Be embarrassing. Be amusing. Go!

So, for example, if I pinged in Topher, someone could ask me, say, "Would you rather move back to the tents for the rest of your time here in Fandom or kiss a girl?"

From there, I'd give Topher's answer. It doesn't have to be that serious (crack is ALWAYS welcome), of course. If you ping your character in, try to ask other questions to other characters as well!

Comments

Annie January

[defenderofdesmoines]

All in one due to only having one.

Lucifer / Jesse / the alums

[my_own_advocate]

Summer / Sidon / Amaya / Rosa / Astrid / Prompto / Wayne / Shunsui / Tisarwat / Freya / Troy.

[somethingwithturquoise]

With a caveat that answers may be slow-ish on account of me not only having another random late shift tonight, but also that I will be training a new person during it, but at least they told me about it this time!

That should...not be as noteworthy as it is, dammit. -_-

Re: Annie January

[my_own_advocate]

Would you rather be stuck somewhere without powers for a year, or be stuck in a place where nobody wants or needs you to use your powers for a year?

Breq / Seivarden / Lucille / Leto

[1000yearstoolate]

AIO and I might be slow.

Jesse

[defenderofdesmoines]

Would you rather have Dylan back right now, whole and healthy and just as you remember him back in Ordinary before you found the slide projector, or keep your connection to Polaris?

Summer

[defenderofdesmoines]

Would you rather be stuck in a universe where dogs are in charge and furious at humans for robbing them of their reproductive autonomy, or stuck on that planet where the sun screams?

Re: Jesse

[weirderthanthou]

I... I don't know? She was my only friend for so long, and she helped me into this world I can't imagine leaving, but he's my brother, and I just...

Dylan. Yeah. I'd have to take Dylan. I'll just... figure something else out, for me.

Barry Ween | Eleanor Shellstrop | Miles Morales

[badassprodigy]

All in one because I said so.

Also I'm bored and need distractions. Bring it people.

Shunsui

[weirderthanthou]

So... a world without sake, or a world without pretty women?

Re: Annie January

[defenderofdesmoines]

So, hilariously, kind of feel like I'm living out the second one here in Fandom as it is.

But I actually think I'd rather lose my powers for a year if I were still able to help people in other ways. Being stymied while trying to help as Starlight would be more frustrating than actually being able to help someone just...as Annie.

Re: Annie January

[badassprodigy]

Would you rather have an Almond Joy or a Charleston Chew?

Eleanor

[defenderofdesmoines]

A real Sophie's Choice for you here: a world without any booze at all, or a world without shrimp?

Jesse

[badassprodigy]

Would you rather have a giant brick of a phone from the 80's that has a tiny qwerty keyboard or a tiny flip phone where you can text but you really have to be aggressive with that 7 button to get to the letter "s"?

Seivarden

[badassprodigy]

A universe without tea or a universe without whiskey?

Duke Crocker | Mae Borowski

[betterthanaplan]

No promises, because the IRS seems determined to bury us at work, but yes please give me distractions!

Re: Jesse

[weirderthanthou]

... you know, I'm going to go with the giant brick. I've got supernatural powers, it'd be way too tempting to destroy the other one in a fit of frustration.

Re: Annie January

[defenderofdesmoines]

Almond Joy because it is literally life-saving.

Though you are cruel for not offering me a Bit O'Honey, since it's my favorite and I am disgusting.

Re: Seivarden

[1000yearstoolate]

Tea is more important, obviously. No whiskey would be annoying, but a universe without tea would lack any kind of civilisation.

Lucifer

[1000yearstoolate]

Heaven or Hell?

Re: Eleanor

[mother_forker]

That is quite possibly the hardest question you could ask me.

I'd probably go with a world without booze because that world must have some really good "pharmaceuticals" I could abuse in the place of alcohol.

Re: Summer

[somethingwithturquoise]

I thought these were supposed to be fun and not dredge up, you know, actual trauma in my life, but you know what? At least dogs can be bought with bacon.

Wait. Do we have the ability to blow up the sun? If so, how far away is it, i.e. how long do we have until the planet straight up become unliveable from the sun blowing up, because, you know what? It might be worth it.

Also, Snowball, I still don't understand why you were mad at the teenage girl of the household for all of that, and not, you know, the adults who definitely had to take you to the vet, one of which is a veterenary specialist, but okay.

Elli | Nina Argentum | Alluka & Nanika | Ino (Iris) | Cait Sith | Rufus Shinra | Karina | Yeul

[that_oldsaying]

AIODTW alas

Re: Duke Crocker | Mae Borowski

[mother_forker]

There are two pianos hanging over the heads of Audrey and Gloria and are about to fall on their heads.

Would you rather save Audrey or Gloria?

Tisarwat

[1000yearstoolate]

Would you keep your eye colour the way it is, or change but to a random one that you couldn't decide beforehand?