Meme: Would You Rather?

[defenderofdesmoines]

You know what, I know there was just a meme yesterday, but October seems determined to be unpleasant and I would really love a distraction.

Anyway. How about a meme we haven't done since apparently 2012? With text stolen from dollpocalypse

Put your character's name in a comment and people shall reply with questions, such as "Would you rather [Do Subject A] or [Do Subject B!]" Nothing is off limits, and you must answer honestly.

Be brutal. Be embarrassing. Be amusing. Go!

So, for example, if I pinged in Topher, someone could ask me, say, "Would you rather move back to the tents for the rest of your time here in Fandom or kiss a girl?"

From there, I'd give Topher's answer. It doesn't have to be that serious (crack is ALWAYS welcome), of course. If you ping your character in, try to ask other questions to other characters as well!

Comments

Barry Ween | Eleanor Shellstrop | Miles Morales

[badassprodigy]

All in one because I said so.

Also I'm bored and need distractions. Bring it people.

Eleanor

[defenderofdesmoines]

A real Sophie's Choice for you here: a world without any booze at all, or a world without shrimp?

Re: Eleanor

[mother_forker]

That is quite possibly the hardest question you could ask me.

I'd probably go with a world without booze because that world must have some really good "pharmaceuticals" I could abuse in the place of alcohol.

Re: Barry Ween | Eleanor Shellstrop | Miles Morales

[1000yearstoolate]

A world with no electricity or a world with only terrible-tasting food.

Re: Barry Ween | Eleanor Shellstrop | Miles Morales

[mother_forker]

Barry: Been in a world with no electricity. I'll take the crappy food.
Miles: Uh. Crappy food? I kind of like having a TV.
Eleanor: Without electricity? How would I charge my phone. I'll take crappy food. Wait. Does that mean booze tastes bad too? Nope. Nevermind. Still taking the electricity.

Barry

[defenderofdesmoines]

Would you rather have a light mucus coat your skin so that everything you touch is always just a little bit sticky...or go the rest of your life without saying, "Fuck" ever again?

Re: Barry

[badassprodigy]

Well as much as I'd hate to lose my favorite clutch curse word, "Fuck" would have to go. Because that mucus shit is a no go.

Also there are plenty of other curse words that I can switch too.

Miles

[white_oleander]

Would you rather lose your all your new Spider-Man superpowers or never get to touch a can of spray paint again?

Re: Miles

[sparkinyou]

Ouch. Dang it. OUCH.

Yeah. Well it has to be the never touching spray paint. Not because the powers are cool (they are) but I just feel an obligation to my world now. I owe that to my Peter Parker.