Meme: Sorting Hat

[imafuturist]

So, it's rainy and gross and I wanted to meme. And it's been since 2019 since we did this last. Simpler times, 2019.

For those of you not familiar with Harry Potter, there are four houses into which the students are sorted based on certain defining traits:

Gryffindor - daring, courage and chivalry
Hufflepuff - hard workers, loyalty, fairness
Ravenclaw - wit, learning, and wisdom
Slytherin - cunning, resourcefulness and ambition

A couple points for clarification:
All hero types are not necessarily Gryffindors.
All jerks/bad guys are not necessarily Slytherins, nor are all Slytherins necessarily jerks/bad guys.
Hufflepuff is not where you stick someone just because you can't think of anything else.
People can totally fit into more than one house.

Ping in and people will comment on your characters with what house they think works for them. Come and go throughout the day to see what happens and if people have other ideas! Just have fuuuuuun. Always have the fun, folks. We need it.

Body of post shamelessly yoinked from the lovely betterthanaplan who words better than I can ever hope to.

Comments

Rey / Kitty / Sabine / Alexis / Maeve / Jaye / Janet / Jaina / Sia

[thatwaslucky]

For real I love throwing Jaye in this meme especially.

Tony Stark | Magnus Burnsides | Jaskier | Danny Williams

[imafuturist]

All in one because it showed up when I started typing.

Liam Kincaid-Price / Juillenne Milone

[legionqueen]

Getting in on the GROUND FLOOR of a meme for once before I head off to work. WOO!

Diego Hargreeves/John Silver

[knife_bender]

This is probably very easy.

Annie January

[defenderofdesmoines]

I have a pretty strong opinion about where she goes but I'm curious what others say!

Elli | Nina Argentum | Alluka & Nanika | Ino (Iris) | Cait Sith | Rufus Shinra | Karina | Yeul

[bookbeltof_love]

Work will be the death of me at this rate.

Rey

[imafuturist]

I'm torn between Hufflepuff and Slytherin for her core personality. But she's not particularly cunning or ambitious despite all that resourcefulness, so... Hufflepuff.

John Silver

[ohvalleyofpenis]

Oooooo, his ambition and attempts at cunning makes him a Slytherin to me.

Rey

[knife_bender]

I'm gonna go with Gryffindor here.

Yasha / Beauregard / Keyleth / Éponine / Cosette/ Tahiri / Kennedy / Peebee

[notarockharpist]

I type Yasha's name and my phone immediately suggests Beauregard as the next word. Stop stalking my Tumblr, phone -- oh wait.

Steve / Steve / Anakin / Shuri / Tahani / Eric / and etc.

[heroic_jawline]

I have two new people since the last time! How exciting!

Danny Williams

[knife_bender]

Danny's a lil' Hufflepuff

Jaye

[heroic_jawline]

Jaye is a Ravenclaw who always does her work at the last minute and drives the rest of the House insane.

Illyana Rasputin // John Constantine // Assorted Alumni of Your Choice

[gospel_of_oblivion]

aiodtw

Diego Hargreaves/John Silver

[thatwaslucky]

Diego: I wanna put him in Hufflepuff. Which no one around him would understand.

Silver: If you looked up "Slytherin" in the dictionary, this boy's picture would be there.

Re: Annie January

[thatwaslucky]

Okay I don't know canon but I want to put her in Gryffindor, with a little side of Slytherin because girl has goals.

Re: Annie January

[knife_bender]

I'm going for Gryffindor here.

Re: Danny Williams

[grenadesandohana]

Danny is the angriest Puff ever, yes.

Re: Danny Williams

[knife_bender]

idk Diego might fight him for that title.

Tony/Jaskier

[thatwaslucky]

Tony is a Ravenclaw who does a lot of Gryffindor-level dumb stuff.

Jaskier is a Hufflepuff whose hard work includes getting laid and singing.

Liam

[thatwaslucky]

Going Gryffindor for this boy.

Steve / Steve

[knife_bender]

Both are Gryffindors to me!

Shuri

[hatesparadise]

Suuuuuch a Ravenclaw, omg.

Nina

[thatwaslucky]

She feels like a Gryffindor who wishes she was put in something she could use as a better cover.

Kitty

[defenderofdesmoines]

Ravenclaw, but like the inverse of Hermione, where Gryffindors would be like, "Why are you with all the nerds when you kick so much ass?"