meme: screw, marry, kill

[throughaphase]

I basically am caught up with work and that's rare and I don't know what to do with myself so let's have a meme we haven't done since 2018.

Tag in, and folks will give you three characters (in-game, from canon, etc.) - pick one each for the requisite categories. Which would you screw, which would you marry, which would you kill?

Now let's see who I can be mean to, mwahaha.

Comments

Dante (son of Sparda) / Jesse Faden / Lucifer Morningstar / et al

[rebelseekspizza]

Almost the weekend.

Lucifer

[throughaphase]

Duke, Octavia, Chloe

Re: Lucifer

[my_own_advocate]

Lucifer: [screams internally]

Marry: Chloe.
Screw: ... ... ... Duke. But only because
Kill: ... Octavia seems like she'd be marginally better at dealing with Hell than Duke 'my self-esteem issues have self-esteem issues' Crocker.

... no wait let's turn those last two around.

No wait.

No--

Lucifer

[heroic_jawline]

The non-Octavia bar crew: Eric, Silver, Annie.

Re: Lucifer

[my_own_advocate]

Screw: Eric. Lucifer already knows he's good in the sack and he's too insufferable to marry.
Marry: Silver. He seems downright pleasant.
Kill: Sorry, Annie! He barely knows you, and you seem very Christian Youth Camp.