meme: screw, marry, kill

[throughaphase]

I basically am caught up with work and that's rare and I don't know what to do with myself so let's have a meme we haven't done since 2018.

Tag in, and folks will give you three characters (in-game, from canon, etc.) - pick one each for the requisite categories. Which would you screw, which would you marry, which would you kill?

Now let's see who I can be mean to, mwahaha.

Comments

Travis Montgomery

[designateddadfriend]

Am I late?? I'm probably late. Not like this guy knows many people yet anyway

Re: Travis Montgomery

[stykera]

"Possibly crazy people you've just met (that I've seen say or do something weird in a thread with you)" Edition!

Lucifer
Stark
Jesse

Re: Travis Montgomery

[designateddadfriend]

Screw: Lucifer. Have you seen him? I mean, I know he's got a whole weird ... throuple+niece thing going on that I don't want to go anywhere near, but goddamn that man is pretty.

Marry: Stark? I guess? I mean he's got that whole "homeless crazy man thinks he's an alien" thing, and it kind of feels like an insult to Michael's memory to get married again if it isn't for love, but hey. He was nicer than that mayor woman.

And, you know, if I married any woman who wasn't Vic, Vic would fly across the country to murder me in my sleep.

Kill: Jesse. Sorry? I'm sure you're perfectly nice when you're not being kind of a terrible mayor. Or you're not. I don't know.

This is a weird game.

Re: Travis Montgomery

[throughaphase]

More people he just met!

Octavia, Summer, Duke

Re: Travis Montgomery

[designateddadfriend]

Screw: Duke. Obviously. Apologies to the ladies, but I have no interest in anything other than platonic relationships with any of you.

Marry: ... Summer? I guess? She makes good jello shots and I feel like we could keep a nice platonic marriage going for tax benefits or whatever. You know, if I have to have a beard.

Kill: Octavia. Because apparently it would kill her to be polite. Or ... say more than three words at a time.