meme: screw, marry, kill

[throughaphase]

I basically am caught up with work and that's rare and I don't know what to do with myself so let's have a meme we haven't done since 2018.

Tag in, and folks will give you three characters (in-game, from canon, etc.) - pick one each for the requisite categories. Which would you screw, which would you marry, which would you kill?

Now let's see who I can be mean to, mwahaha.

Comments

Re: Liam Kincaid-Price

[stykera]

You also get Glowy Club Edition!

Stark, Annie, Karolina

Re: Liam Kincaid-Price

[firstofitskind]

Screw: Annie, because she's actually kinda his type? Hell, she might've been the marry answer if not for the fact that Karolina's a lesbian and so sex would be weird (though Liam can do the shapeshifting thing, sort of, but he'd still be a dude, so...).
Marry: Karolina, even though Beau would probably kill him, but she'd probably kill him in a less painful way than if he'd picked either of the other two options. It'd be a very platonic marriage, lbr.
Kill: Stark. Sorry. It's just that of the three he's the most likely to get better!

Re: Liam Kincaid-Price

[stykera]

Harsh but fair