meme: the rant meme!

[defenderofdesmoines]

I am having a weird day at school and would like entertainment, so here, have a meme we last did in August!

Comment with any subject that you would like me to rant on, with possible probable swearing involved. Any subject - I don't even have to agree with it.

Ping your characters in, and players can ask them to rant about any subject. For instance, you can ask Anakin about sand and watch him go! You can use OOC knowledge to get them started, but remember that this doesn't actually transfer in-game.

Have fun, and remember to check back to see who else you can get a wall of text from!

Comments

Annie January | Faye Valentine | Lydia Deetz

[defenderofdesmoines]

I actually could see a lot of ranting here, today!

Barry/Jessica/Miles/Enola

[superjoanjett]

All in one because I can't muster the effort to post more than one comment thread.

Rey/Kitty/Alexis/Harry/Nick/Jaye/Maeve/Jaina/Sia

[thatwaslucky]

AIODT because.

Lucifer / Jesse / Edward / Ender

[my_own_advocate]

Some of these are rantier than others.

Stark/Belle/Sam

[stykera]

Or ask Mandy to rant about headphones🙄

Jessica

[defenderofdesmoines]

Rant for me about virgin drinks.

Rey

[defenderofdesmoines]

I would like a rant about something you legit do not understand about Earth culture, your choice.

Jesse

[defenderofdesmoines]

Rant about expensive/craft beer.

Stark

[defenderofdesmoines]

Rant about MUFFINS, cupcakes' annoying pretends-to-be-a-health-food cousin.

Annie January

[long_memory]

Rant about Starlight's new uniform.

Re: Jessica

[superjoanjett]

Look, I get you all want a fancy thing to drink that makes you look like you're having a fucking cocktail but a strawberry margarita is just a damn slushee. It's not a margarita. A virgin pina colada is just a fucking pineapple smoothie. Do not think for a moment this makes you sophisticated. It makes you a child. If you're looking for a fruit punch, drink a god damn capri sun and go sit at the kiddy table.

[Please note that Jessica's opinion does not match the writer's who does enjoy a virgin strawberry margaritas as well as capri suns.]

Annie January

[superjoanjett]

Rant about Ashley!

Re: Annie January

[defenderofdesmoines]

Let's start from the top and work our way down, shall we?

First of all: why do I need to wear a wig? What's wrong with my hair? Like, I have long, blonde hair. Why do I need a longer, blonder wig? It's ridiculous.

The makeup is just bad, you guys, and can you even imagine how bad it could be if I was fighting someone and lost an eyelash in the middle of it? I'm like, trying to blast some asshole bank robber and I have to be like, "Oh, hey, wait a second, sorry, my left falsie is falling off!"

Which, like, SPEAKING OF FALSIES: do you have any idea how uncomfortable it is to wear something that's held together with tape like that? Like, if they'd let me zip it all the way up, that'd be one thing, but nooooooo. And so all day long, I'm reaching in there, moving things around, adjusting the left or right side so I don't have one weird boob up here and one down there because I have fucking migrating boob pad things.

I am not even going to spend a lot of time on how it's cut so high you can basically see everything. I mean, you can't see eeeeeverything, but like...I am going to have to really stay on top of waxing, is what I'm saying. LIKE. I have a freckle on my thigh that no one other than boyfriends and my gynecologist has seen before but NOPE NOW IT'S EVERYONE'S FRECKLE.

And the shoes are just fucking ridiculous. Just ridiculous. I DON'T NEED TO BE 6'1".

Nick

[superjoanjett]

Rant about Schmidt's need to pay ridiculous prices to repair items in the apartment.

Lucifer

[superjoanjett]

Rant about "Dad".

Sam

[superjoanjett]

Rant about weirdos!

Duke Crocker | Malia Tate

[betterthanaplan]

And some alums in there

Belle

[betterthanaplan]

Improper book handling!

Lucifer

[betterthanaplan]

Contemporary pop music!

Re: Annie January

[defenderofdesmoines]

OH MY GOD, THIS WOMAN.

I think she concentrates on me because everyone else has told her to fuck off at this point. Like, that's all I can figure, because she never really seems to try to get all yappy at Maeve or at A-Train or whatever, but she has just like, climbed up my ass and built herself a little nook to criticize from, Jesus Christ.

I don't even know what she does all day besides pop up at my elbow and tell me to tolerate bullshit. Don't eat that, Starlight, here's a kale chip. Don't kill those dudes yelling about your tits, Starlight, just ignore them. You're up with teenagers and anti-vaccinators aged twenty-three and a half to forty-five, Starlight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIKE.

Duke

[defenderofdesmoines]

This seems like a gimme, but rant about Haven.

Harry

[betterthanaplan]

Wizarding vs muggle school standards?

Enola

[betterthanaplan]

Victorian gender roles!

Faye Valentine

[betterthanaplan]

Healthcare billing

Re: Annie January

[superjoanjett]

"Migrating Boob Pad" is now my rock band's album title.