Malia Tate (
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fandomhigh_ooc2021-07-08 03:29 pm
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BDE Finale planning!
Hello, everyone who is in a hole and everyone who is not! We're about a week out now, so it's time to talk about our summer BDE finale!
It's pretty simple, really: you just have to find the Trash King and convince him to leave. He's just a raccoon! How hard can it be?
. . . Well, he's a raccoon with a king quadcopter. Which is a giant raccoon themed drone with a crown on it that spits exploding mines and concrete blocks. So, uh. Maybe a little bit hard.
On Sunday, July 11, one lucky raccoon will have earned enough points holing people (I bet he got bonuses for those canons!) to get a catapult attachment, meaning not only can he swallow things up, he can spit them back out! He'll have a grand old time with this, until Wednesday, July 14, when a team of investigators will manage to catch and interrogate him, and discover that the mastermind behind all this hole-y nonsense is hiding out in the preserve! (This is already being preplayed.)
On Thursday, July 15, a post will go up for anyone who wants to to go do recon, sneaking their way into the Trash King's compound, a giant dumpster made of scrap and trash, where raccoons are performing Important Trash Experiments . . . mostly involving trying to feed scraps of hole-d food to various hole-d wildlife -- though watch out, because they might just get holed themselves while they're in there! In town, planning will surely commence to launch a proper attack on the compound! And on Friday, July 16, the time will come to attack!
So I'm looking for a bunch of fight-happy people to take on the King Quadcopter outside the compound while a few wiley negotiators sneak in, find the Trash King, and convince him to leave Fandom alone already.
Then, Saturday, July 17, that handy-dandy catapult function will be used to launch all those in the hole back up to the surface, along with all their chaotically mixed up worldly goods! The Trash King will move on to greener, less canny pastures, and Fandom can get to what it does best: cynically recovering from bizarre trauma and rebuilding.
Sign up below for our fight team and negotiators! And a headcount for infiltrators, so I know whether I need to recruit anyone to assist in NPCing lab raccoons. . . .
It's pretty simple, really: you just have to find the Trash King and convince him to leave. He's just a raccoon! How hard can it be?
. . . Well, he's a raccoon with a king quadcopter. Which is a giant raccoon themed drone with a crown on it that spits exploding mines and concrete blocks. So, uh. Maybe a little bit hard.
On Sunday, July 11, one lucky raccoon will have earned enough points holing people (I bet he got bonuses for those canons!) to get a catapult attachment, meaning not only can he swallow things up, he can spit them back out! He'll have a grand old time with this, until Wednesday, July 14, when a team of investigators will manage to catch and interrogate him, and discover that the mastermind behind all this hole-y nonsense is hiding out in the preserve! (This is already being preplayed.)
On Thursday, July 15, a post will go up for anyone who wants to to go do recon, sneaking their way into the Trash King's compound, a giant dumpster made of scrap and trash, where raccoons are performing Important Trash Experiments . . . mostly involving trying to feed scraps of hole-d food to various hole-d wildlife -- though watch out, because they might just get holed themselves while they're in there! In town, planning will surely commence to launch a proper attack on the compound! And on Friday, July 16, the time will come to attack!
So I'm looking for a bunch of fight-happy people to take on the King Quadcopter outside the compound while a few wiley negotiators sneak in, find the Trash King, and convince him to leave Fandom alone already.
Then, Saturday, July 17, that handy-dandy catapult function will be used to launch all those in the hole back up to the surface, along with all their chaotically mixed up worldly goods! The Trash King will move on to greener, less canny pastures, and Fandom can get to what it does best: cynically recovering from bizarre trauma and rebuilding.
Sign up below for our fight team and negotiators! And a headcount for infiltrators, so I know whether I need to recruit anyone to assist in NPCing lab raccoons. . . .

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And could it easily be dismissed as a pile of trash? (She asked, having had her hero character patrol three times in the past week looking for clues, lol.)
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Once Saturday hits, are we being catapulted out of a large hole back up to the surface? Is it possible for people who have their own means of flying to just fly out, or is the catapult mandatory?
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Sign ups!
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But hey, if you're signed up for a week three holing, this might be a good chance to get it done. . . .
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This is also basically a headcount, and will be live-played on Friday.
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(Also, I maybe just remembered that he's hole-proof because he can fly and teleport like a weirdo and I'm a little mad about it right now lol)
Summer and Prompto, too, with, like, allll the shooty-shoots, although this is very tentative because my involvement will be heavily determined by forces I can't predict right now. XD
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awful at itboth trained negotiators!Re: Sign ups! - negotiate!
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So weirdly satisfying.
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