Meme: Matchmaking

[knife_bender]

The fact I have to be in the office the week after Christmas like a plebe is upsetting. So here's a meme to keep me occupied until my boss says I can leave. We last did this one in February.

Rereading these instructions I realized it always said you can be anonymous with it which I've literally never done in all my years here so that sounds fun! Let's get all Eyes Wide Shut with it.

Imagine that suddenly, everyone on the island is struck with relationship-amnesia. Trysts, exes, boyfriends, girlfriends, gone!

Post your character's name here and people can reply, whether anonymous or in-character with their dabbling in the Cupidly arts. Do you know what Cupid really, really loves? When you give reasons as to the match-up.


Honestly the reasoning could be as simple as "they're both hot".

Comments

John Silver/Diego Hargreeves/Wanda Maximoff/Evan Buckley

[firehousehimbo]

I haven't had a single phone call all day. Why am I here?

Re: John Silver/Diego Hargreeves/Wanda Maximoff/Evan Buckley

[(Anonymous)]

I just feel like a awkward and adorable firefighter hookup for Buck and Travis should happen. Maybe after they finally get a little emergency to deal with.

Re: John Silver/Diego Hargreeves/Wanda Maximoff/Evan Buckley

[(Anonymous)]

Diego and Steve M. would be a beautiful mess that lasted approximately ~5 days before ending in a ball of fire.

A literal ball of fire, not, like, a bad breakup.

Re: John Silver/Diego Hargreeves/Wanda Maximoff/Evan Buckley

[(Anonymous)]

Wanda/Margo. The world is not ready!

Re: John Silver/Diego Hargreeves/Wanda Maximoff/Evan Buckley

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like Liz/Wanda would actually get along really well given their respective powers. I feel like they’d have a lot to bond/angst over :)

Dwight Hendrickson | Billy Coen

[alwaysonguard]

I don't know what's worse... end of the year stress or start of the year stress.... Needless to say in either case, I'm stressed!!!!

Re: Dwight Hendrickson | Billy Coen

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, Dwight and Miguel were cute on their roadtrip.

Annie January | Irene Adler | Laszlo Cravensworth | Faye Valentine

[defenderofdesmoines]

I am literally covered in cats at the moment.

Re: Annie January | Irene Adler | Laszlo Cravensworth | Faye Valentine

[(Anonymous)]

It would be a shame if Laszlo and Eric never had an encounter.

Rey/Kitty/Alexis/Harry/Jaye/Jaina/Sia

[thatwaslucky]

Hello fellow plebe.

Re: Rey/Kitty/Alexis/Harry/Jaye/Jaina/Sia

[(Anonymous)]

I will always be a fan of Kitty and Rosa.

Will Halstead / Liam Kincaid / Terra Harvey / Juillenne Milone

[doctorgingerspice]

My alarm’s going to go off in an hour and yet I am awake now. This is the worst.

Re: Will Halstead / Liam Kincaid / Terra Harvey / Juillenne Milone

[(Anonymous)]

I think Will and Steve M. are cute!

Summer|Sidon|Amaya|Rosa|Astrid|Troy|Sakaki |Shunsui|Prompto|Ignis|Gladio|Tisarwat|Libby.

[somethingwithturquoise]

I'm definitely in an "everything is terrible" mood atm. Prove me wrong.

Yes, I always include the newbie that no one knows, deal with it

Re: Summer|Sidon|Amaya|Rosa|Astrid|Troy|Sakaki |Shunsui|Prompto|Ignis|Gladio|Tisarwat|Libby.

[(Anonymous)]

Amaya and Irene are so cute and they're not technically together so this counts!

Danny | Din | Tony | Jaskier | Five

[apocalypsehow]

Uuuugh, slowest work day.

Re: Danny | Din | Tony | Jaskier | Five

[(Anonymous)]

Din and Wanda with their surrogate alien baby.

Kiem / Lucille / Seivarden / Breq / Leto

[notanaxemurderer]

All in one!

Re: Kiem / Lucille / Seivarden / Breq / Leto

[(Anonymous)]

Kiem and Sakaki could be cute!

Stark/Belle

[stykera]

🙃

Re: Stark/Belle

[(Anonymous)]

Belle and Enola for nerdy girl adorableness.

Octavia / Ulysses / Bucky

[okteiviakom]

Let's pretend I have even half a brain.

Re: Octavia / Ulysses / Bucky

[(Anonymous)]

Ulysses and Eliot would be pretty and most likely have a huge hangover by the time everything is said and done.

Bucky and Wanda can desperately need therapy and not get it until it's court ordered together.

Steph Gingrich | Yasha Nydoorin

[drumsticksandd20s]

AKA my cadre of lesbians. Ex-pats/alum are fair game too, why not.

Re: Steph Gingrich | Yasha Nydoorin

[(Anonymous)]

Steph and Rosa O. would be pretty

Liz Sherman/Shane Gooseman/Alara Kitan/Josephine Jones/Guillermo de La Cruz

[flamesburned]

I’m really excited about having the weekend off, just need to get through today :)

Re: Liz Sherman/Shane Gooseman/Alara Kitan/Josephine Jones/Guillermo de La Cruz

[(Anonymous)]

Astrid and Jo would be cute (in a reserved way).

Steve / Steve / Anakin / Clare / Tahani / Eric / and etc.

[heroic_jawline]

My family is gooooooone. Well, the ones who were here during the holidays. The ones that live here may never go to school again, who even knows.

Re: Steve / Steve / Anakin / Clare / Tahani / Eric / and etc.

[(Anonymous)]

Steve M/Diego is good but I'll raise you a himbo from an equally stupid procedural and go with Steve M/Buck.

Jonathan Sims

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

The disaster of a fear avatar!

Re: Jonathan Sims

[(Anonymous)]

Jon and Eliot = adorableness, can't lie.

Hannibal Lecter

[sharp_man]

The sophisticated polymath with a child's sense of wonder (and a taste for human flesh, but what's a little cannibalism between friends?)

Miguel O'Hara

[what_the_shock]

The snarky scientist and half-spider!

Re: Miguel O'Hara

[(Anonymous)]

*points up* Dwight and Miguel would be cute.

Lana Beniko

[unusual_sith]

The reasonable Sith!

(Who really is going to have a canon catchup and come back, I swear!)

Eliot Waugh | Travis Montgomery | Rosa Ortecho | Duke Crocker

[existencemisspent]

Leading off with my single babies for this one

Re: Eliot Waugh | Travis Montgomery | Rosa Ortecho | Duke Crocker

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not saying Eliot could probably teach Buck a thing or two...but Eliot could probably teach Buck a thing or two.

Illyana Rasputin / Yang Xiao Long / Ghanima Atreides / John Constantine / Assorted Alumni

[atreideslioness]

aiodt time being a weird soup this week (more than usual).

Re: Illyana Rasputin / Yang Xiao Long / Ghanima Atreides / John Constantine / Assorted Alumni

[(Anonymous)]

Yang/Liz for fiery theming.

Lucifer/Jesse/Margo

[my_own_advocate]

Pinging this belatedly right before I pass out like a boss because lol all my workdays are 10+ hours this week.

Re: Lucifer/Jesse/Margo

[(Anonymous)]

Would it be wrong to suggest Margo and Stark have a little one-eyed solidarity fling?