Meme: Matchmaking

[firehousehimbo]

I'm one shift away from a 3-day weekend so I don't feel like working. One we haven't done in almost a year.

Imagine that suddenly, everyone on the island is struck with relationship-amnesia. Trysts, exes, boyfriends, girlfriends, gone!

Post your character's name here and people can reply, whether anonymous or in-character with their dabbling in the Cupidly arts. Do you know what Cupid really, really loves? When you give reasons as to the match-up.


You can do this anon if you're the shy sharing type or with your face on if you so wish! Reasoning can be anything, including, "Because it would be hot" or "I like your writing but you're never around when I am so lets plan something sometime".

Comments

Diego Hargreeves/Wanda Maximoff/Evan Buckley/Eddie Munson

[firehousehimbo]

More snow tomorrow yusssssssss.

(I don't have to work so I can enjoy it from my snuggie at home).

Re: Diego Hargreeves/Wanda Maximoff/Evan Buckley/Eddie Munson

[needsacatchphrase]

I'll always ship Diego and Steve M as idiots who get themselves into some dangerous situations.

Re: Diego Hargreeves/Wanda Maximoff/Evan Buckley/Eddie Munson

[defenderofdesmoines]

Look, I'm not saying it's true love for all time or anything, but Summer and Eddie were so cute that one time they hooked up.

I could so see them being FWB-into-more and bonding over weed and video games and, like, how Summer also knows the fantasy corners of the multiverse and can find a dragon to talk to or whatever if he'd like.

Wanda Maximoff

[not_a_goddamn_princess]

There's still a universe where Margo/Wanda could've been hot but Jesse/Wanda would've probably been more emotionally fulfilling.

If weird, but it's Jesse, that's what it says in the username.

Re: Diego Hargreeves/Wanda Maximoff/Evan Buckley/Eddie Munson

[stykera]

Wanda/Jane!

Diego/Ignis for alllll the knives!

Re: Diego Hargreeves/Wanda Maximoff/Evan Buckley/Eddie Munson

[okteiviakom]

Uly/Buck to make up for the former forever pining for his tragically straight canon roommate with a similar vibe.

Also, yes, Wanda/Jesse.

Atton / Lucifer / Margo / Aloy / Jesse

[suitably_heroic]

All in one due to just about to head out of office and go home.

Re: Atton / Lucifer / Margo / Aloy / Jesse

[firehousehimbo]

I really liked Jesse and Annie's dynamic. They were cute/awkward!

(Obvs Jesse was the awkward one).

Margo

[deathsmajesty]

Margo and Lili would murder each other after a bit, but I bet the sex would be fantastic.

Doubly so after the attempted murders.

Annie | Irene | Nancy

[defenderofdesmoines]

Hello from under two feet of snow.

Irene

[deathsmajesty]

Okay but like, if Ignis and Amaya didn't exist, Liliana and Irene would be a terrifying (in the hottest ways) combination.

How does Irene feel about war crimes? Asking for a girlfriend.

Liliana Vess/Arden Finch/Navaan

[deathsmajesty]

AIODTStill being in bed under blankets on my wee phone internets.

Re: Liliana Vess/Arden Finch/Navaan

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

NGL, I'd love to see what Hannibal and Liliana could get up to!

Danny | Tony | Eddie | Jane

[hatesparadise]

It's a heat wave here! a balmy 20 F!

Re: Danny | Tony | Eddie | Jane

[firehousehimbo]

Jane and Wanda would be powerful and hot.

Beta/Steph Gingrich/Yasha Nydoorin/Beauregard Lionett/Kennedy/Tahiri Veila

[no_missing_piece]

AIODT someday I may have a brain again idk.

Re: Beta/Steph Gingrich/Yasha Nydoorin/Beauregard Lionett/Kennedy/Tahiri Veila

[doesdoctorstuff]

Okay, but picture how great Navaan/Kennedy would be for great hookup justice!

Summer|Amaya|Rosa|Sidon| Boc|Yukari|Graham|Libby|Eleanor| Prompto|Ignis|Gladio.

[sword_chocobro]

Meanwhile, i'm about to head into the first day of a seven-day gauntlet.

Send help.

Re: Summer|Amaya|Rosa|Sidon| Boc|Yukari|Graham|Libby|Eleanor| Prompto|Ignis|Gladio.

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

I bet Summer and Miguel could have fun.

Also Gladio and Jon.

Look, I'm selfish, okay?

Steven and Marc

[hasaknightjob]

I busted out the fleece lined slippers. It's a good day.

Marc

[deathsmajesty]

Why has nobody said Marc/Rosa yet? I mean, it would be a TERRIBLY dysfunctional ship, but they'd absolutely be dtf.

Gray | Raiden | Lydia Bennet

[mustbeawitch]

Day three of being iced in, wheeeeee!

Re: Gray | Raiden | Lydia Bennet

[stykera]

Ngl, I was hoping Raiden and Ignis were going to woo each other with food after the last 3MD

Vi/Mariner/Ahsoka/Cara/Aphra/Isabela

[giveittoyoursister]

Sleepytime.

Re: Vi/Mariner/Ahsoka/Cara/Aphra/Isabela

[stykera]

Idk why but Aphra/Navaan seems like it would be very interesting chaos

Hannibal Lecter/Miguel O'Hara/Lana Beniko/Jonathan Sims/Arthur Lester and John Doe

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

Hit me!

Lana Beniko

[chef_chocobro]

There's no way there's not an alternate universe out there where, with better timing and distribution of energy, that Lana and Ignis aren't spending long evenings at Nell's talking a lot and even longer nights afterwards doing very little talking at all.

Steve / Steve / Anakin / Beaker / Eric / and etc.

[grenadesandohana]

Even if the idea of Beaker with anyone makes my brain hurt.

Re: Steve / Steve / Anakin / Beaker / Eric / and etc.

[deathsmajesty]

Okay, but the shipping of Liliana/Gideon Jura, the self-sacrificing, invulnerable, naturally charismatic, I-just-wanna-help-people, white-aligned Planeswalker suggests that somewhere out there is a Cap/Liliana ship just waiting to be launched.

Octavia / Ulysses / Bucky

[amitragic]

Tavi still gets top billing even from this journal, as is right and just.

Re: Octavia / Ulysses / Bucky

[professionalweirdo]

Ulysses and Eliot should absolutely hook up.

I am also down with handwaving that they already have.

Gonzo the Great | Duke Crocker | Travis Montgomery | Eliot Waugh

[professionalweirdo]

I am supposed to work tomorrow, but I'm hoping getting snow means the EIC will let us all work from home.

Eliot Waugh

[deathsmajesty]

Okay but Eliot and Eric have hooked up already, right?

Easy and pretty, don't need to be more complicated than that!

Belle/Stark/Sam Eagle

[noonedecidesmyfate]

My finger hurts from the tiny glass shard that got jammed into it.

Why are middle schoolers?

Sam Eagle

[deathsmajesty]

One day, Sam and Beaker are gonna wake up together after a WILD night.

Nell Ingram/Charlie Gale

[mylandmyrules]

Please God get me through this day!

Re: Nell Ingram

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

In another time, Arden and Nell before her time jump might have made an interesting pair with the parallels in their histories and whatnot.

Connor Temple| Kurt Wagner| Dwight Hendrickson| Humphrey Goodman

[anomaly_research_nerd]

OMG make the work day stop please!!!!

Humphrey Goodman

[deathsmajesty]

If you tell me that Humphrey hasn't pined over Liliana, I will call you a goddamned dirty liar.

Illyana Rasputin // John Constantine // Ghanima Atreides // Yang Xiao Long // Other Alumni

[atreideslioness]

Late to the party but please someone, anyone, distract Yana from her ex-girlfriend...

(Ghani and John are both also very open to match-ups of any kind)

Re: Illyana Rasputin // John Constantine // Ghanima Atreides // Yang Xiao Long // Other Alumni

[deathsmajesty]

Okay, you called Ghani/Lili which is objectively correct, but Lili/John and Navaan/John has potential for hilarity.