meme - i'd hit that

[totalwildcard]

It's almost sex pollen time, so it seems like a great time to revisit an old meme we last did in 2022:

I want your Top Five. In list form! You can do top 5 total, or split it into genders if you're into that sort of thing, or do a top 10 if you think people on this island are really hot. Or top 30. I am not going to judge your character.

Your lists should be people who are currently IG, and it's okay if they haven't met yet (maybe some threading will come of it!). Adding explanations makes it even better!

Comments

Liliana Vess

[deathsmajesty]

Obviously, Ignis remains a given, BUT!!

Ladies
1) Irene Adler
2) Margo Hanson
3) Ghanima Atreides
4) Amaya Blackstone
5) Jane Foster

Liliana likes 'em aristocratic with a side of bitchy & deadly, or stronk with muscles.

Gentlemen
1) Tony Stark
2) Dean Winchester
3) Eric Northman
4) Diego Hargreaves
5) Hannibal Lecter

I deeply enjoy that her first pick for both sides is a deeply narcissistic one.

Re: Liliana Vess

[imafuturist]

Darling, it's not narcissism to be correct.

[doesdoctorstuff]

1) Yes.
2) Not picky.
3) Seriously.
4) Standards?
5) It's Navaan

Harley Quinn

[totalwildcard]

In no particular order...

Navaan, because the energy would be off the charts.
Octavia Blake, because they could compare tattoos and then just take it from there.
Marc Spector, because look at him. Sure, he's a buncha red flags but trying to drag more emotion out of him would be fun.
Dean Winchester, because what a hunk.
Eric Northman, because what a hunk but also with even more questionable morals!
Atton Rand, because dark past types gotta stick together, also in the sack.
Duke Crocker, because he seems like he would be fun.
Margo Hanson, because she seems like she would be intense.
Gladiolus Amicitia, because muscles.
Steve Rogers, see above.

And she'd also probably hate screw most of the island's police force, except Watts who she would instead share some kind of fantastic meal with.

Re: Harley Quinn

[doesdoctorstuff]

Hey, so...you ever flang?

Re: Harley Quinn

[hasaknightjob]

Marc of course has no emotions, what are you even talking about, if he could be said to give a crap it's because Harley lives in the neighborhood and no other reason obviously. Pffft.

Re: Harley Quinn

[betterthanaplan]

I am fun!

[stykera]

1) Summer. Of course. Always.
2) Eric (so pretty and so pointy)
3) Raiden (yes he'd hit that again)
4) Liliana (she's scary and could kill him and sometimes he likes that in a woman)
5) Prompto (his new white whale)
6) Rey (he'd never...BUT)
7) Gladio (once you've been there you want to go back)
8) Amaya (those arms! That competence!)

I reserve the right to add more if my brain stops being real weird

[hashtag_chocobro]

Yo, calling the guy with the body issues a 'whale' probably isn't helping your case here, buddy!

[stykera]

Addendum:
1)Anakin. Obviously.

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[mylandmyrules]

Gladio's all mine now.

[single_man_tear]

The boy isn't on the island yet but canonically he's a ho. So:

I draw the line at monsters. Nope. Broke that rule.
I draw the line at people who are going to cause an apocalypse. I was just trying to be funny there.
I draw the line at Nevermind. This is too hard.

ETA
Finally thought of some:
I draw the line at Zoe and Grace Winchester.
I draw the line at muppets. Except Sam the Eagle. Something about the eyebrows.

[professionalweirdo]

*puts his rose away and sadly wanders off to go sing*

[but_mostly_america]

Sir! This is most improper!

[noonedecidesmyfate]

1) Graham - so cute, so sweet, so likely to have exciting things hidden in his cloak

Or maybe an orgy with the Graharem?

[wildgalegirl]

Charlie's in!

[pun_king]

Especially bottles of water, so everyone stays hydrated!

[but_mostly_america]

ABSOLUTELY NOT HOW DARE YOU ASK SUCH A QUESTION!

Captain America of course

Octavia

[okteiviakom]

Obviously Duke and Lucifer are at the top of the list, forever and ever and then some more.

1. Eric. Although she might feel bad about it afterwards for complicated vampire reasons.
2. Irene. I think I've already explained why in at least a few other memes.
3. Margo. Competence is hot.
4. Diego. There would be sparring beforehand, I am sure.
5. ... Liz because apparently they will start to look more alike when they grow older and Octavia is fascinated.

[suitably_heroic]

1. Anakin Skywalker. He will not even admit to it if you dangled him over a rancor pit.
2. Sia, obviously, though he's officially shelved that under 'ships long passed'.
3. Harley's pretty hot.
4. Summer. Just the once, to appreciate a fellow YOLO-appreciator. Hush.
5. You know, let's say Duke? But 50/50, that could turn into a fist fight instead.

Lana's not on here because he'd have a respectful handshake with her and that would be it.

[somethingwithturquoise]

Yeah, okay, but it's definitely not happening if you keep using the term YOLO.

[seriesofbaddecisions]

All of these can either be explained by "it'd be hot" or "Sabine makes bad decisions."

1. Lana. Listen...
2. Harley. She'd be totally into that.
3. Margo. See above.
4. Summer, actually kinda because it would have broken Kanan's brain.
5. ....Ahsoka. LISTEN.

Charlie Gale

[wildgalegirl]

Anyone who isn't married or monogamously involved with someone else.
Male, female? All good.
Groups? The more the merrier.

Nell Ingram

[mylandmyrules]

Well, there's Gladio...

Yep, that's it. Gladio.

[somethingwithturquoise]

1) Annie. Look, we're in a process of redefining relationships based on changes in our life, so I don't thnk it should be entirely out of the realm of possibility.
2) Rey. Look. I have hot friends, I like to fuck hot people, it's just a given. Plus I think she could benefit from letting loose a little more.
3) Atton. Probably more than just the once, too, because I am sometimes very bad at learning from my mistakes.
4) I'd like to cash in a rain check from last pollen week on Margo, please.
5) Liliana. Ignis can come, too. (heh)
6) Actually, you know what, Ignis can get it, too.
7) Nancy, like, girl, you need a sapphic awakening and I would love to be the one helping you with that.
8) God, it's a good thing Gladio is actually smart, because if he was dumb, I would not be able to be held accountable for my actions.
9) Harley. Like, yeah, okay, 'let me take you up in my spaceship' was definitely totally sweet and innocent.
10) Navaan, and, yes, there was already that one time, but something tells me that was only the tip of the depravity iceberg with that one, and I am interested in how deep that goes.

And before you start looking at me like a kicked puppy, Stark, this list is people I am not currently hitting on a regular basis and/or am probably not likely to hit any time soon, so, you know....

[stykera]

I didn't say a word and I don't look like a puppy!