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Bo Jones. Or maybe Dennis. ([personal profile] nookiepowered) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh_ooc2013-06-01 01:49 pm
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Your Summer 1 Camping Assignments and Campground Map. (Those names at the top of each group are also links to a picture of your delightful abode.)

That's right: since there were so many complaints about having to rough it in tiny tents last summer, the School Board sprang for deluxe accommodations this time! Of course, when Lovey Howell ordered miniature personalized castles for everyone, she probably should've been a little more specific. She, um.... she meant well?

On the bright side, they're a good three times larger than last summer's tents, so there's plenty of room to bounce around in there without falling on top of each other. But what would be the fun in that?

Regardless of what the photographs might seem to imply, you can assume that all castles have door-flaps and covers that can be engaged to keep out sun and/or rain, and provide privacy from everybody who's not inside with you. However, as mentioned previously, if the castle's rockin', eeeevrybody's going to be able to see it from outside. Then again, who says the inhabitants aren't just in there jumping up and down like the five year olds they probably wish they'd turned into this week?

As with the tents, each camper will be provided with one (1) battery-operated lamp, one (1) sleeping bag, and a tent-mat. (Air mattresses would seem a little superfluous in this case.) Each castle will be provided with one (1) sturdy Igloo cooler for all your food-preservation needs, but management would suggest you keep it outside your bouncy castle, if you don't want the contents to get shaken, not stirred, every time somebody starts bouncing.

Move-in date is Sunday, and you can assume your characters know that there's something out there (since they've already signed up with buddies) but neither the residents nor the school administration will know what awaits them at the campground until they visit it themselves.

Should there be any errors in character placement or lack thereof, lemme know and I'll fix that right up!

[identity profile] kraken-released.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
THE KRAKEN TENT SHOULD BE FULL OF PRINCESSES.

[identity profile] kraken-released.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
GOOD IDEA. I ENCOURAGE THAT.

(Anakin totally counts as a pretty pretty princess, no?)

[identity profile] kraken-released.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
CLOSE ENOUGH. ANAKINS ARE FOR NOMMING.

[identity profile] kraken-released.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
YOUR MOM WAS A PRINCESS AND THEREFOR FOR NOMMING, SO YOU ARE TOO. DEAL WITH IT.
throughaphase: (laughing)

[personal profile] throughaphase 2013-06-01 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm 12 and can't stop laughing at "Hummer Hut."

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Serious question. Shouldn't Hummer Hut be the name of the abandoned shack going forward?

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you call it when Jabba can't remember the words to a song but wants to perform it anyway?

[identity profile] nothornlessrose.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
THERE IS TEA ALL OVER MY LAPTOP NOW!

[identity profile] nothornlessrose.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
There needs to be a conversation where Cassidy finds out what the joke about Hummer is. I love that she is in a tent with Atton Rand. :D

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

People are going to be sleeping in the clown's pants (http://iambicnut.com/rpg/misc/castles/cantsleepclownswilleatme.jpg). THEY ENTER THROUGH HIS FLY. You don't have to worry about the clown cannibalizing you. He's going to do much worse.

[identity profile] arsenicmauls.livejournal.com 2013-06-01 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sending you the bill for my brain bleach.

[identity profile] harpy-daughter.livejournal.com 2013-06-02 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
OF COURSE THE TEENAGE HOOKER-ASSASSIN LIVES IN THE CLOWN'S PANTS. BECAUSE OH GOD MY BRAIN.

...at least it's not Minako?

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2013-06-02 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
I think "Of course the teenage hooker-assassin lives in the clown's pants" may be the greatest sentence ever written. I could be wrong. But if I had to guess, I'd guess it's that.
wrongkindofsith: (OOC Kahlan Fairy)

[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2013-06-02 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
...and that was how the creeper clown castle ran through a dozen puncture repair kits in as many days.

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2013-06-02 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
FURTHERMORE, if those are the clown's pants and the entrance is his fly, what, pray tell, is that red and blue thing flopping around just outside the fly?

Actually, we all know what it is. The real question is how did it get that way? And the answer is something I never want to know.

Believe it or not, I actually am sorry for this whole subject, but I have to share the pain.