New Meme: Bland Fandom Headcanon

[momslilassassin]

Seems like a good week to post a new meme, so here we go!

Since this game has been around for almost ten years (omfg, how did that happen), we collectively have a lot of either Fandom minutiae we've established and forgotten about (there used to be a Whomping Willow!) or Burning Fandom Questions we've never gotten a real answer for (just how many forms are there if you accidentally kill a student? How about if you do it on purpose?). This is a place to let your brainstorming go wild and for us to steal good headcanon and turn into real canon.

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Bland Fandom Headcanon: Characters

[momslilassassin]

Post your theories about what other characters are up to! Admit it: you've totally given Tino a backstory.

Re: Bland Fandom Headcanon: Characters

[momslilassassin]

I think Zoe has an entire wall of cabinets labeled "Skywalkers" that she just NEVER LOOKS AT because that family is too nuts to deal with.

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[bigdamnprincipal]

Honestly, at this point, all Skywalkers become Anakin's responsibility. MAYBE IF SOME OF THEM STAYED AWAY SHE WOULDN'T HAVE SO MANY FILES. >.>

Re: Bland Fandom Headcanon: Characters

[nookiepowered]

There really is a Jeff, God of Biscuits. He owns the shop, but never comes to work. Because he's a god and he doesn't have to.

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[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

Special Collections totally ate Gandalf in the first semester.

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[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

Along with all the Harry Potters from the first year?

And Umbridge.

I declare it now canon that Special Collections eats wizards.

Re: Bland Fandom Headcanon: Characters

[flickofthewrist]

I always found myself wondering what came of Umbridge's various kitten plates. I'd like to think someone saved the kitties!

Re: Bland Fandom Headcanon: Characters

[genesishero]

I'm now picturing just this entire section in the Furnado Shelter dedicated to the care and feeding of the rescue kitten plates.

Re: Bland Fandom Headcanon: Characters

[likes-ducklings.livejournal.com]

I think Tino has a journal-slash-slambook-slash-Dwight Schrute-esque giant box of complaints, in which he has detailed every atrocity visited upon him by the various patrons and bartenders of Caritas.

Someday he'll get his revenge. Someday.

Re: Bland Fandom Headcanon: Characters

[notconflicted]

....Someday something is getting done with that.

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[justbeingbay]

Bay grafittis whenever she's sad or bored or needs to blow off steam, and over the last 18 months she's put up a fair amount including eyes, people carrying footballs and a labyrinth mural, and she also did a dinosaur somewhere for Gert, though I can't find the post.

But that's just the stuff I posted about. There's definitely a fair amount more scattered throughout town.

Re: Bland Fandom Headcanon: Characters

[flickofthewrist]

I like to think the various rickshaw drivers have meetings off island where they bitch about the invasions and the stairs. They probably have a union and an union leader who makes sure they're getting hazard pay when it's raining sharks or molasses.

They might have started a petition a long time ago to get all weather wheels considering the weird stuff they probably have to drive through.

Re: Bland Fandom Headcanon: Characters

[notconflicted]

I feel like half the furniture in Anakin's classroom/office has clearly been broken at least once.

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[nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com]

Bay's post reminded me: please feel free to mod that there are graffiti tags (http://archer.wikia.com/wiki/Pam_Graffiti) just reading Pam (http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110501181937/archer/images/9/9b/Graffiti109.png) popping up on walls all over town.

Re: Bland Fandom Headcanon: Characters

[notconflicted]

I think Tino is a man of so few words that there have probably been a lot of people who have communicated with him entirely through shrugs and gestures and facial expressions.

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[filleauloup]

Damn, now I'm regretting all those blown opportunities to have Yitzhak do exactly that.

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[notaweenie.livejournal.com]

Tino is totally Greenburg's dad. The result of a drunken escapade with Maris Crane from Frasier.