meme: i'd hit that

[throughaphase]

SO THIS HAS BEEN SOME WEEK. And given that we a) totally need the sexytimes roundup after the pollen's over and b) that we had two parties this week and I don't know about you but it feels way easier to come up with people, I figured we could see how this changed since we did this in September.

And cough cough you still have today to see if you can check some of these people off your lists cough. So:

I want your Top Five. In list form! For both genders! Your lists should be people who are currently IG, and it's okay if they haven't met yet (maybe some threading will come of it!). Adding explanations makes it even better! Go to it!

Comments

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

Ladies

1. Tamsin. Irene is totally up for a repeat of that, yes please. (Did you guys know we had a hot mayor? Irene didn't.)
2. Ghanima. She is elegant, and beautiful, and classy, and into orgies? Good god, woman, you might be her soulmate.
3. Éponine. The anachronistic thing might take a little working around (or at least, Irene thinks so), but hello how cute are you, Éponine? And sassy and you brought schnapps!
4. BO. ENOUGH SAID. GOD.
5. Kitty. Because yeah, Irene's up for a repeat of that wheneeeeeeever you would like, guys.
6. Abbi. Irene cannot actually tell if she's in to women but she's silly and fun and pretty, and also clearly needs some sex ed or something because who loses a condom for days on end????
7. Navaan. Totally probably a one-time thing just to say it happened, but wow does that look like it'd be a crazy night.

Guys who need to call her when they genderswap

1. Hatter. Because seriously, she actually already promised ICly, and besides, she's bragged so much at this point that she kind of has to put her money where her mouth is. (Or something less inherently dirty-sounding.)
2. Mike, because Mike makes her sad that she's not straight and probably wouldn't actually be a great lay for him, and he deserves enthusiastically reciprocal sex because look at him. (Seriously. Call her when you wake up with boobs, Mike.)
3. Clint. This would be an excellent time to schedule a repeat of last night, Clint, just saying. (And also Irene really hopes you'd keep your crazy-buff body as a woman because hot.)
4. Tony. That man clearly knows what he's doing and is comfortable as hell with his sexuality. You know he'd be down for a weird lesbian genderswap experience.
5. Hannibal. Because Irene is spoiled and likes to fuck on really expensive sheets and eat amazing food off each other, sometimes, and she hasn't been treated like a princess recently. Hannibal would probably fix that.
6. Jono, because she would show him an amazing time and he'd appreciate her skill set. (Which, you know, she'd also be down for if there wasn't a genderswap situation, because that's a whole different beast, anyway.)

Basically I feel like the men-turn-into-women genderswap is going to end up with Irene hosting a big lesbian orgy, and you're all welcome in advance.

[sarcastic-vamp.livejournal.com]

I look and act like a teeenager, but technically I'm over 300 years old. Can I come?

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

...I feel like this could potentially get me fired. Promise not to potentially get me fired?

[sarcastic-vamp.livejournal.com]

I promise!

[newroutines]

*uses relevant icon*

[sharp_as_knives]

\o/

[sarcastic-vamp.livejournal.com]

Girls:
1. Amy
2. Raven D
3. Amy AND Raven D
3. Gwen
4. Mara
5. Kathy
6. Kira
7. Cosette
8. Alana
9. Elsa
10. Anna
11. Rapunzel
12. Vider
13. Any girls I missed there


Boys:
(Um, no, boys have cooties!)
1. Alright, maybe Eric (duh)
2. Any boys who genderswap

[likes-ducklings.livejournal.com]

Boys

(In no particular order, la.)

1. Johnny, because he's good at it. Seriously, if Rapunzel knew what a Yelp rating was, she would have contributed one over the summer.
2. Edward, who was also good at it. Rapunzel wasn't like, surprised by that (shhh she's not going to tell him she was surprised, it might hurt his feelings), but yeah.
3. Anders, even if it would definitely be weird. But, look. This week made everyone look kind of good, okay? No judging, please.
4. ...Nathan but then that gets into a whole Anders-and-Nathan thing that Rapunzel is definitely not thinking about you hush. (Oh gosh.)
5. Four, because Rapunzel is sweet and innocent and young and lovely and all but Four's body is amazing and even she knows it. Also, he has tattoos and she likes to draw and there's something there.

Girls!

1. Raven, because she's really fun to kiss and also gorgeous.
2. You know who else is fun to kiss? Gwen! And she's funny and pretty.
3. Jalian, also for fun-to-kiss reasons but also knows-what-she's-doing reasons.
4. Cosette! Also fun to kiss, but more importantly -- kind of similar in a lot of ways, and Rapunzel can appreciate anyone who makes her giggle with sort-of pickup lines.
5. Anna, because I'm not looking for the fan art but I guarantee it exists.
6. Elsa because same.

[throughaphase]

GUYS:
1. Clint, always. <3
2. Mike, because look at him, and he could totally show a girl a good time.
3. Eric, see above.
4. Eliot. He's pretty.
5. ...Tony, shut up.

GIRLS:
1. Irene, hello.
2. Bo, because yes.
3. Tamsin, because yes.
4. Allie, because yes.
5. Eponine, because yes.

[fjordicswagger]

GUYS:
1. Mike. I mean, he looks like that and he's a stripper? Come on.
2. Bond. He looks like he could be a stripper. Plus he makes out good.
3. Tony. Yeah, the goatee's working for me.
4. Jono. Sure, he's got no mouth, but the bandages are kinda hot, and I bet that means he makes up for it somewhere else, am I right?
5. Jack. Kinda twinky, but that can be hot, too. Plus the ass is nice.
6. Eric. It's been centuries since I banged a viking.
7. Eliot's got that hair you can really tug on. Plus he seems like he'd be good with his hands.
8. Hatter. He's kinda weird. Some days weird works for me.
9. Atticus. I mean, I barely spoke to him, but he looked hot.
10-ish: You think I could ever swing a Kitty/Clint sandwich? No?

GIRLS:
1. Bo. Look. Just. I would go back and hit that again. For reasons. Stuff.
2. Irene. Yeah, okay, she wasn't kidding, she really is a ten when the clothes come off, holy shit.
3. Pam. Huge jugs, ready to go, seems to have her own brewery. Awesome.
4. Éponine. Kinda skittish, but hot, and she speaks French, so...
5. Navaan. Weird. But like, so over the top weird it gets kinda hot.
6. Ghanima. Noooo questions asked.
7. Allie seems like she could be taught. I mean. She's cute.
8. That Abbi chick has nice legs.
9. Did I mention Bo yet? I feel like I should mention Bo.

[stacyexperiment]

GUYS:
1. Ezra. Look, the boy's got game.
2. Travis, because that kiss was kind of great.
3. Edward. He never did get that kiss.
4. Ronan. Repeat, what's up.

GIRLS:
1. Raven. That whole kiss brought up Thoughts.
2. Carmilla. Because.
3. Rapunzel, because she's surprisingly good with the kissing thing sooooo...
4. Kira. Look at her.
5. Alana because no one could blame her.

[beautifulsenshi.livejournal.com]

Guys:
1. Johnny. Because this week reminded Minako what a good kisser he is, and she knows he's Trouble, and that's her type.
2. Ezra. Terrible idea? Oh, most likely. Ask her if she cares.
3. Face. Did you SEE the day in self-defense when the boys were in their underwear? Minako's not blind.
4. Four. They've been in SO MANY classes together, and she appreciates his obvious athleticism and allergy to shirts.
5. Edward. She doesn't know him well, but he seems fun and is super-cute.

Girls:
1. Kathy. It'd be very, very athletic.
2. Kira and her haaaaaaair and OMG. So cute!
3. Jalian. Have you seen her move? And she's such a good kisser.
4. Karina. SO PRETTY.
5. Mara. Again, have you seen her move? And her hair is so pretty and she has beautiful eyes and...
6. Jessica Drew. She's still Hot for Senpai, okay? Shush.
7. Carmilla. She's got a Thing for sarcastic girls with long, dark hair, okay? Dammit Rei
8. Alana. Again with the dark hair and the dancing and... okay, and she wouldn't mind if she brought Johnny, but she'd kiss Alana anyway.

[talentforlying]

Like last time, John is... going to keep this to people who are legal because he's scared of Zoe. Not of losing his job, of Zoe.

Women
1. Zoe. Hot, confident woman who won't take his shit? He's in.
2. Electroclash. It would be the snarkiest, most British sex ever.
3. Tamsin. HELLO mayor-lady.
4. Navaan. Been there, fucked that, would do it again. And again.
5. Irene, if she was interested. So much snark.
6. Pam. John digs enthusiasm.
7. Kitty. She's got that girl-next-door thing going for her.
8. Bo. Hot damn, security, please interrogate him.

Men:
1. Jono. It would be the snarkiest, most British sex ever.
2. Bond. The man knows his stuff.
3. Clint. Insert some snark about carnies and con artists here. John wouldn't even object if Kitty wanted to join them. Actually, he'd rather like Kitty to join them.
4. Eric. Bad Life Choices and John Constantine. Two things that go well together.
5. Eliot. Looks like he knows what to do with his hands.
6. Tony. Obvious hedonist is obvious and won't be clingy.

[allie-vamp.livejournal.com]

Guys

1. Mike - There is nothing at all wrong with a repeat performance
2. Nikolai - It would be fun
3. Jack - It would be pretty
4. Elliot - Being badass is a turn-on
5. Eric - She hates to admit it but he's probably learned a thing or two given how old he is
6. Kaidan - Cause reasons

Girls

1. Irene - She' intriguing
2. Kitty - It would be fun
3. Eponine - Because they understand each other
4. Tamsin - Again with the intriguing

[atreideslioness]

Men:
1. Eliot. Ghanima knows a fighter when she sees one.
2. Bond. He's been around here as long as she has, and there's a comfortable understanding in that.
3. Hatter. Adorable fellow, and has a lovely sense of humor.

Women:
1. Irene. Do we really have to get into why?
2. Zoe. Ghanima likes women who know their weapons.
3. Bo. Ghanima has EYES, people.
4. Tamsin. Same reason as Bo.

[princessarcasm.livejournal.com]

Girls
1. Carmilla. She's confident, she knows how to flirt and she's definitely into girls. Also, awesome kisser.
2. Anna, because she's sweet and easy to talk to and Amy loves redheads.
3. Kira. Great kisser, cute smile, seems sweet enough that Amy wouldn't be intimidated by how hot she is...
4. Alana. She was fun to kiss and she's hot, what more is there to say?
5. Raven. Doing things with roommates is bad, but Raven's funny and smart and cares about feminism and all of those are turn-ons.

Guys
1. Anders. Amy doesn't know him that well yet, but he's cute and snarky and an activist sort of and Amy loves all those things.
2. Ronan. They're good as friends, but he's also very good looking and he seems like he'd go for a one-time thing.

...Turns out Amy doesn't know that many guys, oops?

[thegreywaren.livejournal.com]

Ronan's sexuality is such a mumble jumble of confusion for him but he can appreciate pretty people even if he doesn't act like he does.

GIRLS
1. Amy. He actually does like her even if he doesn't show it. It's good to judge people with someone else.
2. Raven. She doesn't seem too phased by his attitude so that's good.
3. Rapunzel. Oh, it'd never happen but hey.
4. Cosette. Again, never again but why not?
5. Gwen. He'd go for a repeat.

GUYS
1. Ezra. He'd go there again, sure.
2. Sparkle. Bad attitudes unite!
3. Johnny Storm. Probably too much of a do gooder for anything more than one night.
4. Atton. Who cares if he's a teacher?
5. Four.

[smilestopscars]

Gals
1. Kathy. Good lord, he's sad she didn't want to go further because he's sure it would've been fun for everyone.
2. Jalian. She's kind of terrifying, and Ezra doesn't terrified easily. He's also lacking in a sense of self-preservation.
3. Minako. So. Much. Energy.
4. Gwen. Mmm, repeats with pretty people.
5. Alana. Possibly with Johnny.
6. Kira. FOXES.

Guys
1. Ronan. Turns out the grumpy one is actually great in bed. Who knew?
2. Johnny. Possibly with Alana.
3. Sparkle. With edible glitter this time.
4. Four. They haven't met, but he'd be into that. So into that.
5. Are you hot? You belong here.

[spin_kick_snap]

Girls
1. Minako. Legs that go on for miles and all that energy.
2. Jalian. She's hyper-competent, sexy, and a good kisser.
3. Mara Jade. Again with the good kisser and there's the whole dancer/gymnast combo that Kathy can't stop thinking about.
4. Kira. Because she is the adorablest.
5. Alana. So hot. So, so hot.
Bonus 6. Carmilla! Because biting is apparently one of Kathy's kinks. WHO KNEW SHE DIDN'T!

Boys
1. Ezra. Because daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, son, congratulations on your everything.
2. Edward. Thrill-seeking, sexy funtimes.
3. Travis. Sweet, cute, and a funny! <3
4. Gorgon. Because come on, leather-clad superhero badboy? It's a thing.
5. Four. TATTOOS.

[newroutines]

Women
1. Irene. Irene, you're breaking his heart.
2. Allie. He already did, several times. But. He would also like more.
3. Kitty. That permanent distant dream.
4. Tamsin. Well that's happening tonight.
5. Éponine. Even if he has the weirdest feeling like he'd be all wrong for her.
6. Bo. HI.
7. Ghanima. ALSO HI.
8. Abbi. Cuuute.

Men
1. Idk, probably Bond? He's more picky here.

[not_a_moonie]

Boys
1. Johnny. Duh.
2. Ezra. Oh so good at kissing, and knows how to flirt too .
3. Travis. Fun to kiss, and he just seems like he'd be sweet.
4. Four. Cute, troubled, and allergic to shirts? Yes please.
5. Sparkle. If he liked girls, she hopes she'd be the kind of girl he liked.

Girls
1. Carmilla. Wow. If Alana was serious about experimenting with girls,this is where she'd start.
2. Amy. Pretty, soft-lipped and a great kisser.
3. Celia. You always have to be a little curious about your roommate, and it seems like she and Ichabod have a good time. Also, she's seriously beautiful.
4. Kathy. So smart. So cute. So flexible.
5. Irene. Yes, even though she's a teacher. Sorry not sorry.

[doesdoctorstuff.livejournal.com]

Saying everyone might be cheating, but it would be SO APT.

Guys
1. Bond. Because she really does want to collect the snarky British set.
2. Jack. Again. He's adorable, enthusiastic, and really likes the biting.
3. Mike. Giiiirl, look at that body.
4. Eliot. Again, this time sober!
5. Constantine. Sex, snark, and alcohol. They have so much fun together!

Ladies
1. Tamsin. Beautiful and Valkyrie stamina! Win!
2. Bo. Like anyone needs actual REASONS for this.
3. Irene. She brought presents!
4. Pam. Because the two of them have so much in common!
5. Ghanima. Finally! Someone who appreciates a good orgy!

[theheadkid.livejournal.com]

Girls

1. Gwen. That was a really nice kiss, wasn't it?
2. Raven. Well, he's seen her in a towel so maybe it's her turn to see him like that?
3. Kathy. Adorable and fun to kiss!
4. Alana. Another one because of the good kiss they had!
5. Vider. She's different and he likes that.

Guys

1. Ezra. Not they know each other but who can resist someone that smooth?
2. Four. Always been a nice guy to Travis.
3. Face. Scar buddies forever!
4. Stiles. Who cares that he's off island? Awkward funtimes!
5. Bucky. It'd be legal eventually!

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Hardison barely knows anyone, but so?

Ladies
1. Parker! Obviously.
2. Kenzi. She's kind of like a Goth!Parker, so...
3. Bo. Because no one is immune from her. No one.
4. Irene. She'll probably remind him of Sophie, but in a sexy, not-team-mom kinda way.
5. Allie. Bookish and quiet, but also able to kick his ass? Yes please!

Gentlemen
1. Eliot. Their OT3 is canon
2. Tony. They could have sex and then geek out over electronics.
3. Mike. Purely shallow purposes.
4. Squall. Leather pants and a comic book store. Match made in heaven.
5. Constantine. Brilliant, erratic, drunk--he's like a sexy Nate!

[talentforlying]

Hey now! I'm not always drunk on a con, that's bloody unprofessional! A drink, sure. Chain smoking, of course. But drunk? Only in my off-time, mate.

...that said, I'm game if you are.


[Now I want these four dorks to run a con sometime in-game]

[sharp_as_knives]

In no particular order:

Women:

1. Karla. In a heartbeat if she weren't taken.
2. Raven. Because that was actually really fun.
3. Irene, if she were into men. Because she gets haute couture and can hold a refined conversation!
4. Lady Ghanima. Beautiful, refined, and deadly! Not that he has a type.
5. Zoe. Because again with the strong and deadly, and also for Reasons of Bella.

Men:

1. Jono. Because duh. Dangerous, damaged, and fun!
2. Constantine. Because ditto, and he'd also love to try convincing John to teach him magic OMG DON'T DO IT.
3. Bond. For much the same reasons as Irene. Plus foodie knowledge and danger.
4. Eliot. NO, NO TYPE HERE AT ALL, NOTHING TO SEE, MOVE ALONG.
5. Atticus. It would be really, really not pretty.

[kenselvren]

Females:

1. Raven Darkholme. She's sharp and funny, and Jalian can think of SO MANY FUN USES for shapeshifting!
2. Elsa. Because she's really smart, and they have fun together.
3. Kathy. Because she has nice legs and is really limber, and sometimes Jalian enjoys being shallow.
4. Rapunzel. She brings out Jalian's protective instinct, but she's really sweet.
5. Cassandra. Because she's got so much coiled energy, the sex would pretty much have to be intense!

Males:

1. Ezra was definitely fun, and his lack of hangups was really refreshing. She would totally go there again.
2. Anders. Because they have fun killing things together! That could lead to fun with other things, right?
3. Sparkle, if he were at all into girls, because she would have SO MUCH FUN pouncing and scandalizing him!
4. Four, because they have a bit in common, and he seems to get the whole post-apocalyptic thing.
5. Jono. So what if he's a teacher? He can mindspeak! She really misses that.