meme: i'd hit that

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SO THIS HAS BEEN SOME WEEK. And given that we a) totally need the sexytimes roundup after the pollen's over and b) that we had two parties this week and I don't know about you but it feels way easier to come up with people, I figured we could see how this changed since we did this in September.

And cough cough you still have today to see if you can check some of these people off your lists cough. So:

I want your Top Five. In list form! For both genders! Your lists should be people who are currently IG, and it's okay if they haven't met yet (maybe some threading will come of it!). Adding explanations makes it even better! Go to it!

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Ladies

1. Tamsin. Irene is totally up for a repeat of that, yes please. (Did you guys know we had a hot mayor? Irene didn't.)
2. Ghanima. She is elegant, and beautiful, and classy, and into orgies? Good god, woman, you might be her soulmate.
3. Éponine. The anachronistic thing might take a little working around (or at least, Irene thinks so), but hello how cute are you, Éponine? And sassy and you brought schnapps!
4. BO. ENOUGH SAID. GOD.
5. Kitty. Because yeah, Irene's up for a repeat of that wheneeeeeeever you would like, guys.
6. Abbi. Irene cannot actually tell if she's in to women but she's silly and fun and pretty, and also clearly needs some sex ed or something because who loses a condom for days on end????
7. Navaan. Totally probably a one-time thing just to say it happened, but wow does that look like it'd be a crazy night.

Guys who need to call her when they genderswap

1. Hatter. Because seriously, she actually already promised ICly, and besides, she's bragged so much at this point that she kind of has to put her money where her mouth is. (Or something less inherently dirty-sounding.)
2. Mike, because Mike makes her sad that she's not straight and probably wouldn't actually be a great lay for him, and he deserves enthusiastically reciprocal sex because look at him. (Seriously. Call her when you wake up with boobs, Mike.)
3. Clint. This would be an excellent time to schedule a repeat of last night, Clint, just saying. (And also Irene really hopes you'd keep your crazy-buff body as a woman because hot.)
4. Tony. That man clearly knows what he's doing and is comfortable as hell with his sexuality. You know he'd be down for a weird lesbian genderswap experience.
5. Hannibal. Because Irene is spoiled and likes to fuck on really expensive sheets and eat amazing food off each other, sometimes, and she hasn't been treated like a princess recently. Hannibal would probably fix that.
6. Jono, because she would show him an amazing time and he'd appreciate her skill set. (Which, you know, she'd also be down for if there wasn't a genderswap situation, because that's a whole different beast, anyway.)

Basically I feel like the men-turn-into-women genderswap is going to end up with Irene hosting a big lesbian orgy, and you're all welcome in advance.

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I look and act like a teeenager, but technically I'm over 300 years old. Can I come?

[begmetwice.livejournal.com]

...I feel like this could potentially get me fired. Promise not to potentially get me fired?

[sarcastic-vamp.livejournal.com]

I promise!

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