Meme: MATCHMAKING!

[justice_undone]

I think it's been over two years since we last did this one.

 

Imagine that suddenly, everyone on the island is struck with relationship-amnesia. Trysts, exes, boyfriends, girlfriends, gone!

Post your pup's name here and people can reply, whether anonymous or in-character with their dabbling in the Cupidly arts. Do you know what Cupid really, really loves? When you give reasons as to the match-up.

 

Comments

Breq / Seivarden / Lucille / Leto

[justice_undone]

AIO

Re: Breq / Seivarden / Lucille / Leto

[myownface]

Sparkle in his heart-of-hearts has done a little bit of daydreaming about seeing Leto and Hernando kissing. He doesn't imagine it'll ever happen; he has no idea how they'd even get along.

But he's shallow, thinks it'd be PRETTY, and would really like to be the middle of that sandwich. So.

Re: Breq / Seivarden / Lucille / Leto

[died8yearsago]

A part of me will always be upset about RoboCop.

Re: Breq / Seivarden / Lucille / Leto

[mages_suck]

Again thirding the threesome.

I could also see Fenris/Seivarden doing a drunken or angry hookup but it'd be years down the road - and he'd have to stop being embarrassed by how he acted toward her during the kid weekend.

Breq/Norman. I don't know why, I just think it would be awkward and cute and I'm here for it.

Re: Breq / Seivarden / Lucille / Leto

[hernando_fuentes]

Breq and Aloy for reasons listed below.

Seivarden and almost anyone because her hookups are funny.

Leto and Sparkle and Hernando. I'm here for this.

Vette, Norman, Fjord, Jono, Kanan, Zack, Sparkle, Reno, Peridot

[built_fjord_tough]

AIODT9.

Because 9.

Re: Vette, Norman, Fjord, Jono, Kanan, Zack, Sparkle, Reno, Peridot

[justice_undone]

I realize that Vette and Sidon are already established but how can you not wave flags for them? And Kanan can't end up with anyone but Hera. Non-romantic and platonic: Fjord and Fenris, because the snarkiness. My inner Seivarden would like to suggest a hook-up with Fjord, but I'm going to ignore her. And re: above, Leto is totally up for that three-some, and I can't see why anyone would object.

Re: Vette, Norman, Fjord, Jono, Kanan, Zack, Sparkle, Reno, Peridot

[white_oleander]

Please don't anyone get me started on Astrid/Norman. I have essays.

Re: Vette, Norman, Fjord, Jono, Kanan, Zack, Sparkle, Reno, Peridot

[hernando_fuentes]

Let's go down the list of ships I have with Kaidan just to make Z scream.

Fjord and Kaidan because it'd be awkward and shy and I'm here for every moment of that.

Kanan and Kaidan because it'd never happen but it'd be grumpy and glorious if it did.

Jono and Kaidan because those two just get along so well.

Sparkle and Kaidan because I love how confused Kaidan would be with all of the beautiful hot mess that is Sparkle.

Fjord and Fenris because they'd be the best thing ever to happen to slash.

Vette and Lana because I want to see Lana go total PROTEC! and it'd be cute.

Norman and Tip to be the plato old couple together forever and raise a herd of orphan cats or mini robots or whatever.

Norman and Peridot for reasons of the same only with more weird.

Zack and everyone. E-ver-y-one.

Sparkle and Hernando and I'd like to mention I'm down with the trio plan and S. and I should tawk, as they say.

Summer / Sidon / Amaya / Rosa / Astrid / Prompto

[somethingwithturquoise]

~~It's waaaay tooo earlllly and yet heeere I aaaam~~!

Re: Summer / Sidon / Amaya / Rosa / Astrid / Prompto

[justice_undone]

Rosa and Kitty, obviously. Rosa and Miguel. And, as mentioned above, who can't wave flags for Sidon and Vette. Amaya and Fjord could eventually end up kissing in the forge, being all sweating from the heat, and then realize what they're doing and go back to making weapons.

Re: Summer / Sidon / Amaya / Rosa / Astrid / Prompto

[built_fjord_tough]

Selfishly, Vette and Prompto just get one another in a way most people really don't.

Less selfishly, dangit, I want to see Astrid with somebody who's good for her. Maybe somebody like Lana, who would turn shit upside-down if she caught wind of just how much damage her upbringing has done and continues to do. There's the Sith idea of tough love making a person stronger, and then there's that.

Also, Amaya is a far better life choice than the one Fjord ends up sleeping with in canon I'm just saying.

Re: Summer / Sidon / Amaya / Rosa / Astrid / Prompto

[hernando_fuentes]

Player incest but Sidon and Prompto.

Kitty/Sabine/Brooke/Rey/Jaina/Sia

[throughaphase]

I'm trying to get more sleep still, I swear.

Re: Kitty/Sabine/Brooke/Rey/Jaina/Sia

[justice_undone]

Kitty and Rosa, although it seems like Rosa would be more interested, which I'm assuming couldn't be happening.

And Sia and Atton, obviously.

Re: Kitty/Sabine/Brooke/Rey/Jaina/Sia

[hernando_fuentes]

Sabine and Lana because Lana needs a Sabine in her life.

Re: Kitty/Sabine/Brooke/Rey/Jaina/Sia

[seveninchmotto]

I will never let one of these pass by without saying MIKE/KITTY.

Alluka & Nanika Zoldyck | Yamanaka Ino (Iris) | Rufus Shinra | Nina | Karina Lyle | Paddra Nsu-Yeul

[bookbeltof_love]

... and Pastor Carter!

Re: Alluka & Nanika Zoldyck | Yamanaka Ino (Iris) | Rufus Shinra | Nina | Karina Lyle | Paddra Nsu-Y

[built_fjord_tough]

Is... Is it wrong to ship Karina with Rufus?

Aloy / Tamsin / Atton / Cable / Dante and all the rest

[rebelseekspizza]

Re: Aloy / Tamsin / Atton / Cable / Dante and all the rest

[justice_undone]

Tamsin and Rosa should hook up at some point, for obvious reasons. Atton and Sia, of course, someone needs to talk some sense into him.

Octavia / Jughead / Karolina / Mike / alumni

[okteiviakom]

AIODT drowning in internship reports.

Re: Octavia / Jughead / Karolina / Mike / alumni

[justice_undone]

Karolina and Rosa should have a brief fling, ending when Karolina does something too cute or eats the wrong thing.

Peebee | Éponine | Beauregard | alums

[onefootoutthedoor]

AIODT send caffeine stat please.

Re: Peebee | Éponine | Beauregard | alums

[mages_suck]

Peebee/Yang because those two on a bike. Vroom.

Beau and Jack, who's not in the game at this point but I live in hope, because that... would be scary and wonderful and I would laugh my head clean off.

Tali and Garrus forever.

Hannibal | Peter | Hera | Miguel | Lana | Bob

[sharp_man]

AIODTPhone

Re: Hannibal | Peter | Hera | Miguel | Lana | Bob

[hernando_fuentes]

Peter and Fenris. The lead-up would be long and awkward and adorable.

Miguel and Rosa. That's been a ship since the flirting started.

Lana and Sabine. Because Lana needs someone like Sabine in her life.

Hernando

[hernando_fuentes]

Do me do me!

Take that anyway you like.

Re: Hernando

[sharp_man]

Hernando/Leto.

Just so Lito can show up and be utterly confused.

Okay, and also so Sparkle can drool a lot.

Yang Xiao Long / Ghanima Atreides / Constantine / Ada Miller / Emma Frost / Minako Aino / Surreal

[misshapen_spark]

Still sleeping off flu, will tag back in when I'm awake again.

Re: Yang Xiao Long / Ghanima Atreides / Constantine / Ada Miller / Emma Frost / Minako Aino / Surrea

[unusual_sith]

Selfishly, Peter/Constantine, just because. They're pretty! They're part demonic! Everybody they love dies! What could go wrong?

Nell?

[mylandmyrules]

If she wasn't technically married?