meme: i never

[throughaphase]

Hi, is anyone else an anxious distracted mess today for absolutely no reason at all? Here, let's channel that into something besides doomscrolling, a meme we haven't done since May 2019.

In the immortal words of notmysupervisor, the regular rules are thus:

Everyone know the drinking game "I've Never"? It's basically that.

Tag in with a situation starting with the words "I've never," which can be anything from "I've never sang on the stage at Caritas" to "I've never cut off someone's hand in space." Then, other characters will ping off of it indicating whether they've done it or not. If you have done it, the custom in the drinking game is to, well, drink, which you can express with a succinct *drinks* or something a little more creative. So get those boozing icons ready!

And by all means, ping off of other characters to ask for details on the sordid things they're drinking about. The more detail, the better!

As with any meme, of course, all pings are IC but have no IC consequences.

So get to it! Remember to keep checking back throughout the day to see if any new situations have been added for you to ping to!

Definitely feel free to add your own!

Comments

[throughaphase]

I've never sung onstage at Caritas.

[gotyoucookie]

I'll die first.

[throughaphase]

I've never cut off somebody's hand in space.

[gotyoucookie]

....

[throughaphase]

I've never been arrested.

[gotyoucookie]

In Mexico, no less!

[throughaphase]

I've never gotten a tattoo.

[betterthanaplan]

Okay, again, do I have to drink for each one?

[overparented]

Switching accounts...

I've never had sex.

[gotyoucookie]

*drinks*

[overparented]

I've never been married (Fandom weirdness counts).

[betterthanaplan]

Lucky you

[overparented]

I've never broken someone's heart.

[superjoanjett]

This game might actually kill me.

[overparented]

I've never had my heart broken.

[gotyoucookie]

We're just not going to talk about that...

[overparented]

I've never been drunk.

[gotyoucookie]

*drinks more, so there*

[overparented]

I've never been in a homecoming carnival booth.

[thatwaslucky]

*drinks*

[overparented]

I've never stolen anything.

[superjoanjett]

The jacket was a gift. Really.

Fuck.

[overparented]

I've never killed anyone.

[gotyoucookie]

......what

[overparented]

I've never been in a fight.

[superjoanjett]

God. Damn. It.

[overparented]

I've never been turned into an animal.

[thatwaslucky]

Ugh.

[overparented]

I've never been bitten by a gremlin.

[thatwaslucky]

Ugh.

[utterly_alone]

I've never been to space.

[thatwaslucky]

I live there!

[utterly_alone]

I've never been in love.

[gotyoucookie]

*drinks*

[overparented]

I've never died.

[betterthanaplan]

Oh hey! One I haven't done as far as I can remember!

[utterly_alone]

I've never driven any kind of vehicle (car, spaceship, rickshaw...)

[gotyoucookie]

I lived in LA. So.

[overparented]

I've never had kids (AU kids count).

[thatwaslucky]

The AU kind, yes.

[overparented]

I've never wanted to hurt someone.

[superjoanjett]

Well, clearly I need to drink to this one.

[utterly_alone]

I've never gotten anything pierced.

[defenderofdesmoines]

I have three holes in each earlobe, and one in my left ear's cartilage! It's incredibly confusing, since I have impenetrable skin! Oh, canon, what mysteries you throw at us.

*drinks!*

[overparented]

I've never woken up somewhere I didn't plan to.

[superjoanjett]

Well. That's on you then. If this goes on any longer there won't be any booze left on the island.

[overparented]

I've never had powers.

[superjoanjett]

Consider yourself lucky.

[seriesofbaddecisions]

I've never had a fake ID.

[superjoanjett]

Uh. Technically that was for my job. Really.