fandomhigh_ooc | Meme: Domesticity

I'm having another stressful days in a series of stressful days (in related news, never attempt to buy a house) and would like a distraction. We haven't done this meme in a year so why not.

Ping your character in and people will offer up a pairing with that character, which is used to answer the meme questions. Feel free to answer with single words, though explanations and examples are always fun. Then other people can chime in with how they see that pairing work. Any pairing goes: friends, NPCs, canon love, canon hate, canon indifference, roommates/housemates, and if-Hell-froze-over-and-these-two-characters-got-together, go crazy! Don't forget to check back in throughout the day and see who else has pinged in!

For example:
Who uses all the hot water in the morning? Warren. He's got a LOT more to wash than Karla and when she is in the mood to spend a long time in the tub, she takes a bath with a glass of wine and a book. Also, Warren is the one who leaves the bathroom a wreck because soggy wings leave water everywhere.

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Who is the big spoon/little spoon?:
What is their favorite non-sexual activity?:
Who uses all the hot water in the morning?:
What they order from take out?:
What is the most trivial thing they fight over?:
Who does most of the cleaning?:
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?:
Who steals the blankets?:
What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure?
Who kissed who first?
What would they do if the other one was hurt?
What do they get each other for gifts?
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
How do they celebrate anniversaries?
What do they name their pet(s)?
On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank?

But because these things always change and evolve, now there's a whole new set of questions we can ask for details about! Behold Domesticity Meme Part 2!

Who cooks normally?
How often do they fight?
What do they do when they're away from each other?
Nicknames for each other?
Who flirts more?
Do they act different in public and at home?
What are little gestures they do for each other?
Who kills the spiders?
Who is "the dominant one" (for however you want to define that)?
Who is the cuddler?
What annoying habit does one have that the other hates?
What do they do to make the other one jealous?
What do they do that embarrasses the other one?
What did they nearly break up over?
What is "their song"?
How do they handle holidays?

Who is the big spoon/little spoon?: What is their favorite non-sexual activity?: Who uses all the hot water in the morning?: What they order from take out?: What is the most trivial thing they fight over?: Who does most of the cleaning?: Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?: Who steals the blankets?: What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure?: Who kissed who first?: What would they do if the other one was hurt?: Who is more likely to pay for dinner?: How do they celebrate anniversaries?: What do they name their pet(s)?: On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank?: Who cooks normally?: How often do they fight?: What do they do when they're away from each other?: Nicknames for each other?: What do they get each other for gifts?: Who flirts more?: Do they act different in public and at home?: What are little gestures they do for each other?: Who kills the spiders?: Who is "the dominant one" (for however you want to define that)?: Who is the cuddler?: What annoying habit does one have that the other hates?: What do they do to make the other one jealous?: What do they do that embarrasses the other one?: What did they nearly break up over?: What is "their song"?: How do they handle holidays?:

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After that class I want Fay and John.

Who is the big spoon/little spoon?:
John's the big spoon. Faye does not cuddle other people at all; she just occasionally allows herself to be cuddled.
What is their favorite non-sexual activity?:
It doesn't seem especially healthy that my first few thoughts were "drinking" "smoking" "DRUGS?" so, all that, but also stealing shit. They probably come up with long, elaborate cons together the way normal couples idly plan their futures.
Who uses all the hot water in the morning?:
Faye. She's not even sorry.
What they order from take out?:
They'll both try anything, so I actually feel like they probably have some kind of takeout-menu dartboard situation and whoever's turn it is gets to throw something at it and that's what they're eating.
What is the most trivial thing they fight over?:
Faye is constantly misplacing things and blaming John for moving them or taking them when he did no such thing.
Who does most of the cleaning?:
Oh my god, no one. This is the most untidy place in the world, wherever they're living.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?:
Faye whines about it, John puts it off, Faye whines, John says he'll get to it, Faye whines -- eventually there is an outside party who is sick of listening to this shit and just calls the landlord for them.
Who steals the blankets?:
Mutual theft. It's just blanket tug-of-war all night.
What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure?:
Oh man I don't know why I'm thinking this, and it's not really late-night, but I feel like they would both be wildly entertained by TV judges (Judy, Paternity Court, etc.)
Who kissed who first?:
...man, I dropped the ball on New Year's so I'm not sure, but I'm gonna say it was sort of mutually agreed upon kissing. Like, John probably kissed Faye, but Faye was also probably very literally asking for it.
What would they do if the other one was hurt?:
John would probably deal with it more competently -- like, Faye would receive some sort of medical attention, at least, before he went off to fuck some shit up on her behalf; Faye would skip that step and probably foist him off on someone who can administer first aid while grabbing her gun.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
What is this "pay" you speak of? These assholes totally run out on the check.
How do they celebrate anniversaries?:
Probably by forgetting them. Or at least pretending to.
What do they name their pet(s)?:
Oh, probably something like, mythological and grandiose and suitably ironic for a hamster or whatever.
On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank?:
Low. Less sickeningly adorable, more, "Jeez, you guys gonna get a room yet or what?"

Who cooks normally?:
No one, they both probably forget to eat until Faye's whining and just eating peanut butter from the jar and they're both smoking to suppress their appetites.
How often do they fight?:
PROBABLY A LOT. But I bet they're also real good at making up, if you know what I mean.
What do they do when they're away from each other?:
Pretend like they don't miss each other at all and act like anyone who would suggest as much is crazy.
Nicknames for each other?:
Thus far, John calls her "the divine Miss Valentine," "spacegirl," and "sunshine," all of which Faye secretly loves. She's not huge on nicknames though the very fact that she uses his first name is kind of a thing, I think.
What do they get each other for gifts?:
Small trinket-y things or booze, which they can deny are gifts or tokens of affection at all, if plausible deniability is required.
Who flirts more?:
I think we are pretty evenly matched here, though honestly, Faye probably started dialing it back if she ~caught feelings~
Do they act different in public and at home?:
Nope. Other than, like, stuff that would violate public decency laws. They also probably smoke more in private because smoking laws are a thing, too.
What are little gestures they do for each other?:
They know each others' favorite brands as far as all their vices and will pick them up for each other (again, plausible deniability, "I just saw you were out of smokes" kind of stuff.)
Who kills the spiders?:
John. Faye's up on a table shrieking.
Who is "the dominant one" (for however you want to define that)?:
John, if either of them, and Faye's kinda into it.
Who is the cuddler?:
Neither/both. They both strike me as people who won't cuddle unless there's adjacent sex.
What annoying habit does one have that the other hates?:
John probably finds Faye's willfully-stupid airhead act annoying, because she's smarter than that and everyone knows it; Faye similarly is like, "Get your nose out of that book and pay attention to me, helllooooooooooooooooooooooo" pretty regularly.
What do they do to make the other one jealous?:
I mean, they'll both flirt with pretty much anything that moves, and I wouldn't put it past either of them to do it just to needle the other one.
What do they do that embarrasses the other one?:
....I don't think these are people who embarrass easily, honestly.
What did they nearly break up over?:
Faye stole John's trenchcoat one time too many and it was not as cute as she thought it was.
What is "their song"?:
Wrapped Around Your Finger by the Police
How do they handle holidays?:
Drinking through them, most likely. John has too much insight into the religious holidays to participate; Faye's too far removed from them to care.

Meme: Domesticity

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