fandomhigh_ooc | Meme: Domesticity

I'm having another stressful days in a series of stressful days (in related news, never attempt to buy a house) and would like a distraction. We haven't done this meme in a year so why not.

Ping your character in and people will offer up a pairing with that character, which is used to answer the meme questions. Feel free to answer with single words, though explanations and examples are always fun. Then other people can chime in with how they see that pairing work. Any pairing goes: friends, NPCs, canon love, canon hate, canon indifference, roommates/housemates, and if-Hell-froze-over-and-these-two-characters-got-together, go crazy! Don't forget to check back in throughout the day and see who else has pinged in!

For example:
Who uses all the hot water in the morning? Warren. He's got a LOT more to wash than Karla and when she is in the mood to spend a long time in the tub, she takes a bath with a glass of wine and a book. Also, Warren is the one who leaves the bathroom a wreck because soggy wings leave water everywhere.

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Who is the big spoon/little spoon?:
What is their favorite non-sexual activity?:
Who uses all the hot water in the morning?:
What they order from take out?:
What is the most trivial thing they fight over?:
Who does most of the cleaning?:
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?:
Who steals the blankets?:
What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure?
Who kissed who first?
What would they do if the other one was hurt?
What do they get each other for gifts?
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
How do they celebrate anniversaries?
What do they name their pet(s)?
On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank?

But because these things always change and evolve, now there's a whole new set of questions we can ask for details about! Behold Domesticity Meme Part 2!

Who cooks normally?
How often do they fight?
What do they do when they're away from each other?
Nicknames for each other?
Who flirts more?
Do they act different in public and at home?
What are little gestures they do for each other?
Who kills the spiders?
Who is "the dominant one" (for however you want to define that)?
Who is the cuddler?
What annoying habit does one have that the other hates?
What do they do to make the other one jealous?
What do they do that embarrasses the other one?
What did they nearly break up over?
What is "their song"?
How do they handle holidays?

Who is the big spoon/little spoon?: What is their favorite non-sexual activity?: Who uses all the hot water in the morning?: What they order from take out?: What is the most trivial thing they fight over?: Who does most of the cleaning?: Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?: Who steals the blankets?: What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure?: Who kissed who first?: What would they do if the other one was hurt?: Who is more likely to pay for dinner?: How do they celebrate anniversaries?: What do they name their pet(s)?: On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank?: Who cooks normally?: How often do they fight?: What do they do when they're away from each other?: Nicknames for each other?: What do they get each other for gifts?: Who flirts more?: Do they act different in public and at home?: What are little gestures they do for each other?: Who kills the spiders?: Who is "the dominant one" (for however you want to define that)?: Who is the cuddler?: What annoying habit does one have that the other hates?: What do they do to make the other one jealous?: What do they do that embarrasses the other one?: What did they nearly break up over?: What is "their song"?: How do they handle holidays?:

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Because it would be amusing: Faye/Jessica

Who is the big spoon/little spoon?:
Because I looked this up like a nerd, Jess has about two inches on Faye and thus might edge her out on big-spooning just by being a little bit taller? But it's not like either of these girls is willingly cuddling anyone; they both just wake up in the morning and leap away from each other all, "I WASN'T CUDDLING. I JUST FELL ASLEEP, OKAY?"
What is their favorite non-sexual activity?:
Drinking. Sometimes Faye accompanies Jess on stakeouts and spends the entire time bitching about how boring it is and trying to get Jess to make out with her instead.
Who uses all the hot water in the morning?:
Faye and she will tell you she needs all that water, okay, this level of beauty takes effort.
What they order from take out?:
They probably order Chinese really often because it's convenient and you can eat it right from the carton, and the people on the phone probably know their order so well that when one of them calls they can just say, "Oh, the usual?"
What is the most trivial thing they fight over?:
Faye making a freaking federal case out of it every time she breaks a nail, because Jessica has shit to do, Faye, your nails will grow back, for fuck's sake.
Who does most of the cleaning?:
They don't. Eventually this apartment will need a hazmat crew.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?:
Faye just complains endlessly but won't do anything about it; it's Jessica who gets on the phone to yell at someone.
Who steals the blankets?:
They both do, but only Faye takes it personally, as though Jessica is purposely trying to make her cold.
What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure?:
Lifetime movies, but not the romantic kind -- they like the ones where, like, a B-list actress from the 90s needs to get a face transplant so she can escape from a bad situation and eventually kill her evil husband.
Who kissed who first?:
Faye probably went for it.
What would they do if the other one was hurt?:
Jessica would be incredibly upset about it and blame herself; Faye would make sure Jess isn't going to bleed out and go kill whoever hurt her.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
If anyone's paying, it's Jessica, but Faye's much more likely to just come up with a plan to get them out of paying at all.
How do they celebrate anniversaries?:
Mutually forgetting them.
What do they name their pet(s)?:
Neither of these women should be in charge of a living thing. No.
On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank?:
Like, negative zero, unless Faye was trying to be cute to make a point/annoy Jessica.

Who cooks normally?:
They are both very reliant on takeout.
How often do they fight?:
...daily seems excessive and yet also accurate.
What do they do when they're away from each other?:
Pretend they don't miss each other but also talk about each other to other people all the time.
Nicknames for each other?:
Neither of them is nicknamey, but Faye would probably start busting out pet names juuuuuust to be irritating and/or embarrassing.
What do they get each other for gifts?:
Booze.
Who flirts more?:
Faye. FAYE.
Do they act different in public and at home?:
Jessica might be marginally more affectionate in private.
What are little gestures they do for each other?:
Faye gets Jessica to participate in beauty rituals with her. Lot of mutual hair-masking going on over here. (Jessica's gesture is putting up with this.)
Who kills the spiders?:
Jessica. Again, Faye is probably climbing up on a counter and screaming like it's an ax murderer in the apartment with her instead of an arachnid.
Who is "the dominant one" (for however you want to define that)?:
Jessica, almost definitely.
Who is the cuddler?:
Again, they both probably pretend they hate cuddling and yet end up mutually snuggling a lot in spite of that.
What annoying habit does one have that the other hates?:
Faye can't believe she actually gets up earlier than someone in the world, but Jess sleeps so late. Meanwhile, Faye's dramatics (SPIDERS!!!!!!!!) probably annoy Jessica.
What do they do to make the other one jealous?:
Honestly Jessica looking at another person would probably make Faye jealous. It's not hard.
What do they do that embarrasses the other one?:
I come back to those nicknames. Like, you know Faye's gonna bust out a, "Hey there, sweetie pie," just to get under Jessica's skin and embarrass the hell out of her.
What did they nearly break up over?:
They probably break up and get back together about weekly, on average. There are so many reasons. Again, Faye and her dramatics would invent reasons.
What is "their song"?:
Oh man, like, Barracuda by Heart or something. Something like "look at us, we're badass ladies being badasses!!!!"
How do they handle holidays?:
Drinking through them. Faye doesn't care, and Jessica doesn't want to participate, anyway.

Meme: Domesticity

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