meme: sex roundup!

[flourish_or_perish]

It has been since 2016 since we did this, and of course there are changes. OF COURSE. Especially after the last week, omg.

Basically you write down who your character has gotten it on with during their time in Fandom. Like so:

Lois Lane
Kissed: Chuck Bass, Hannibal King, Prince Edward, Priestly, Adora, Rikku, Mat Cauthon
Slept With: Chuck Bass, Hannibal King, Katchoo


LOIS LANE IS THE EXAMPLE THAT WILL NEVER DIE. Anyway. This is basically kissing and telling (possessed/AU/Fandom-weirdness totally counts!) in list form so we all can giggle and laugh and facepalm and have some fun on this Monday morning. Some people suggested adding additional categories for things that might not fit in the two listed above (faded to black with, married, drained the blood of, etc etc) so feel free to do that!

Stolen from many people before me.

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Annie January

[defenderofdesmoines]

Kissed: Diego Hargreeves, Summer Smith (mistletoe), Rey (mistletoe)
Slept With: Diego Hargreeves

Whew that was tough.

Lydia Deetz

[utterly_alone]

Kissed: Alexis Rose (spin the bottle), Tahani Al-Jamil (spin the bottle)
Slept With: Oh god no one.

Faye Valentine

[flourish_or_perish]

Kissed: John Constantine, Nick Miller, Shunsui Kyōraku, Stark, Jaskier, Eric Northman
Slept with: John Constantine, Nick Miller, Shunsui Kyōraku, Stark, Jaskier, Eric Northman

Y'all let me know if I modded kisses that didn't happen because your character has Pretty Woman rules I didn't know about.

Nick Miller

[gotyoucookie]

As with all my characters I assume if sex happened then kissing also did. *mods*

Kissed: Faye Valentine, Jessica Jones, Allie Sekemoto

Slept with: Faye Valentine, Jessica Jones, Allie Sekemoto

He had a good week.

Rey

[thatwaslucky]

Kissed: Luke Skywalker (tropes weekend), Duke Crocker (mistletoe), John Silver, Summer Smith (gremlin bite), Annie January (mistletoe)

Slept with: John Silver

Shunsui Kyōraku

[sake_shinigami]

Y'all, I followed this meme all the way back to 10 years ago to try to be as accurate as possible....and I still feel I'm forgetting someone.

Kissed: Cindy Perrault, Isabela, Bo, Ghanima Atreides, Amaya Blackstone, Octavia Blake, Jessica Jones, Faye Valentine

slept With: Cindy Perrault, Isabela, Bo, Ghanima Atreides, Amaya Blackstone, Jessica Jones, Faye Valentine

Jessica Jones

[superjoanjett]

Kissed: Shunsui Kyōraku, Nick Miller
Slept With: Shunsui Kyōraku, Nick Miller

I feel like I'm missing someone but my brain is toast today.

Barry Ween

[badassprodigy]

Kissed: Elsa of Arendelle, Summer Smith
Slept With: Summer Smith

Eleanor Shellstrop

[mother_forker]

Kissed: Troy, Alexis, Illyana, Eleanor Shellstrop (Hey. The bottle spins where the bottle spins)
Slept with: No one.

Lucifer Morningstar

[my_own_advocate]

Kissed: Eric Northman, Seivarden Vendaai, Summer Smith, Jaskier, Octavia and Duke Crocker.
Slept with: Eric Northman, Seivarden Vendaai, Summer Smith, Jaskier, Octavia and Duke Crocker.

I'm probably forgetting someone.

Jesse Faden

[weirderthanthou]

Kissed: Her coffee cup in the morning.
Slept with: Noooooooo ooooooooone.

Illyana Rasputin

[gospel_of_oblivion]

Kissed: Eleanor Shellstrop
Slept With: AHAHAHAHA NO.

Summer Smith

[somethingwithturquoise]

Kissed: Hyacinthe (maybe?), Pastor Carter (Haha not really only in her dreams), Leroy the radio squirrel (mistletoe), Cade What's-His-Face, Lucifer Morningstar, Tisarwat, Barry Ween, Rey (gremlin bite), Annie January (mistletoe)

Slept With: Cade What's-His-Face, Lucifer Morningstar, BARRY FUCKING WEEN FUCKING FINALLY.

Re: Summer Smith

[badassprodigy]

What? It's only been seven months...

Ghanima Atreides

[atreideslioness]

Kissed: Renee Montoya, Faith Lehane 1.0, Shunsui Kyōraku, Biff, Deadpool 1.0, Tyler Durden, Tony Stark 1.0, Max.

Slept With: Shunsui Kyōraku, Biff, Faith Lehane 1.0 and Renee Montoya, Tyler Durden and Tony Stark 1.0, Max.

It is VERY WEIRD living at Fandom sometimes, when people start to repeat.

Stark

[stykera]

Kissed: Faye Valentine, Travis Montgomery (I mean, I assume)

Slept With: Faye Valentine, Travis Montgomery

Did anything ever happen with the Zhaan who was here so long ago? Who knows. Not me.

Belle

[noonedecidesmyfate]

Kissed: Alexis Rose (spin the bottle), Tahani Al-Jamil (spin the bottle)

Slept With: n/a at this time

[crimson_sister]

Kissed: Tisarwat, Thomas Sharpe, Ezra, Hyacinthe (I think?)

Slept with: Tisarwat, Thomas Sharpe, probably Ezra.

[1000yearstoolate]

Kissed: Rosa Diaz, Amaya Blackstone, Lucifer Morningstar, Fjord (Mistletoe), Mitsutada (Mistletoe)

Slept with: Rosa Diaz, Amaya Blackstone, Lucifer Morningstar

[justice_undone]

Kissed: No

Slept with: No

Octavia

[okteiviakom]

Kissed: Shunsui Kyōraku, Duke Crocker, Lucifer Morningstar
Slept with: Duke Crocker, Lucifer Morningstar

Bucky Barnes

[shapethecentury]

Kissed: No.
Slept with: Also no.

Ulysses Zane

[amitragic]

Kissed: Far too many random dudes of various degrees of sketchiness on the mainland.
Slept with: ... Far too many sketchy dudes etc. but not all the same ones.

[hashtag_chocobro]

*siiiiiiiiigh*

Kissed: Prince Sidon, Yang Xiao Long, Ignis Scientia....

Slept With: Yang Xiao Long

[died8yearsago]

Kissed: Seivarden Vendaai, Amaya Blackstone, Miguel O'TIghtpants

Slept With: Seivarden Vendaai, Amaya Blackstone, Tightpants O'Hara

Kitty Pryde-Barton

[throughaphase]

Kissed: Guy Gardner, Clint Barton, Irene Adler, Steve Rogers (random icon day)

Slept with: Guy Gardner, Clint Barton, Irene Adler

Jaye Tyler

[fates_jaye]

Had to go back to 2013 for this one.

Kissed: Archie Kennedy, Cameron Mitchell, Angela Chase (StB), Parker (StB), Jack Harkness, Alec, Rory Gilmore, Eric Weiss, Seely Booth (kissing booth), Chloe Sullivan (kissing booth), Jarod, Jake Doyle, John Constantine, Dean Winchester

Slept With: Archie Kennedy, Cameron Mitchell, Jack Harkness, Alec, Jake Doyle, John Constantine, Dean Winchester

Alexis Rose

[lovethatjourney]

Kissed: Troy Barnes, Eleanor Shellstrop, Astrid Magnussen (kissing booth), Lydia Deetz (StB), Belle (StB)

Slept With: Troy Barnes

Sabine Wren

[seriesofbaddecisions]

Kissed: Trevor Belmont (StB), Astrid Magnussen (StB), Lana Beniko, Paris Geller (StB), Owen Corley (StB), Prompto Argentum (StB)

Slept with: Lana Beniko

Jaina Solo

[solo_sword]

You know what, my alums have updates too, so there.

Kissed: John Sheppard, Chuck Bass (SOW), Brooke Davis (SOW), Dimitri Belikov (SOW), Zekk (canon), Jag Fel (canon), Eric Northman, Howard Stark (SOW), Kennedy (SOW)

Slept with: John Sheppard, Dimitri Belikov (SOW), Jagged Fel (canon), Eric Northman, Howard Stark (SOW), Kennedy (SOW)

Married/almost married: John Sheppard (SOW), Howard Stark (SOW), Eric Northman (SOW), Jag Fel (for real), Tahiri Veila (tropes weekend)

Marasiah Fel

[notconflicted]

Kissed: Atton Rand (sex pollen), Flick (sex pollen), Stiles Stilinski (kissing booth), Face Loran (kissing booth), Four, Antares Draco (canon), Eric Northman

Slept with: Four, Antares Draco (canon), Eric Northman, Atton Rand