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meme: 5-4-3-2-1

Time for a meme we haven't done for nearly a year!!

There are two different versions of this list -- feel free to do one or both at your discretion!

Five people you'd sleep with.
Four people you'd want to spend your life with.
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy.
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to.
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on.

Five people that can make you happy
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason)
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason)
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them

These are totally hypothetical, so you can include people you haven't even met on these lists!

Go forth and entertain me, friends.

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Five people you'd sleep with: Annie (duh), hypothetically Rosa since she's his type, Queen Maeve, hypothetically Octavia because again his type, Captain America
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: Annie, his siblings
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Annie, his siblings
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: Sir Reginald, Homelander
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: Captain America

Five people that can make you happy: Annie, Steve M, his siblings (going to be a given answer, really)
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Vanya, Homelander, Sir Reginald, Black Noir (never met, but he's seen the movies)
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): Annie (been there, done that), Danny, Steve M.
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Anybody can make him cry
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: Queen Maeve

Five people you'd sleep with: Diego -- been there, done that, got (and took off) the T-shirt. Captain America (but weirdly...not Steve? No offense, Steve.) Though, like, McGarrett could maybe get it, even if he is Elderly. And...look. Look. I don't really like girls, I think, but I've also never tried, and if there is anyone in the world who I think could guide me through my first lesbian experience, it would probably be Summer. And then I'd go bang out my obvious crush on Queen Maeve.
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: Diego. (Diego, Diego, Diego.) But, also, in the interest of not being gross: I hope I'm friends with Rey, Summer, and Danny forever, too. (And I suppose I'm stuck with Five and the other Hargreeves, too.)
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Most people I hang out with don't really need it, but I'd literally take a bullet for pretty much anyone.
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: I literally almost tried to blind Diego's dad, but he's dead now, so. Homelander, if I could swing it, and my own mom.
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: Queen Maeve.

Five people that can make you happy: Diego, Summer, Rey, Steve, Danny, Wanda
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Homelander, Black Noir, Vanya, Captain America
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): Diego, who my mom already loves because he saved her life, Five*, Rey (*please note that I definitely mind, but he's definitely gonna end up meeting my mom.)
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Rey almost made me cry in a 7-11 in Seattle, had I been just a little less drunk when I found out about all of that. (Or a little more drunk, maybe.) Stark almost made me cry with his sad dead friend on baggage day.
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: Five. Don't tell him.

Five people you'd sleep with: Thor (she has eyes), Bucky (she has eyes), Steve R (she has eyes), Annie (she has eyes), Vision (obvious)
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: Vision, Billy, Tommy, all her Avengers friends
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Billy, Tommy, Bucky
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: Thanos (again), SWORD
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: Look we're not even a year out from Westview, crushes are so far from her purview rn

Five people that can make you happy: Billy, Tommy, Vision, Steve, Thor
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): New!Vision (wtf), Steve, Carol, Agatha Harkness
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): Steve, Thor, Vision (though that will be hard to explain if her parents were alive)
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Vision, Steve
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: Bucky

Edited 2021-09-30 13:33 (UTC)

So much canon going on here, he's new.

Five people you'd sleep with: Who wouldn't he sleep with is the real question. After getting to know you, of course. Buck 3.0 doesn't do one night stands.
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: Eddie, Christopher, Jee-Yun...MaddieChimneyHenBobbyAthena
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Jee-Yun, Christopher, everyone on the planet
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: Doug (if he were alive), the guy who [redacted Elaine isn't on season four yet] Eddie
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: Eddie

Five people that can make you happy: Christopher, Maddie, Jee-Yun, Eddie, HenChimneyBobbyAthena
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Athena, Hen, Abby...most women, actually...
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): Nobody should ever meet his parents.
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Maddie, Eddie
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: He cares about everyone to a degree that is probably personally detrimental

Five people you'd sleep with: Stark, Eric, Jaskier, Constantine, Shunsui, Nick, Din. (One of these things is not like the others, one of these things is not the same.)
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: Yikes. Stark, Jet, Edward, Ein, ~~Spike~~
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Stark, Edward, Grogu
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: Miguel, Anakin. (What do you mean, 'lol, good luck'?)
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: JESSICA. YOU ARE MY WHITE WHALE.

Five people that can make you happy: Stark, Edward, Summer...other bartenders?
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Zhaan, Rey, Din (but only kind of since I know what's under the helmet), Anakin kind of, I guess.
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): Pffffffffffffffffffffft.
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Stark, Grogu
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: Literally everyone, but I think gold medal here definitely goes to Stark.

Five people you'd sleep with: Margo, Kitty (Clint can watch, it was fine before!), Rosa, Lucille, Amaya
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: I don't really do that, no thank you. ~~Sherlock Holmes~~
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Me. Maybe Lexi, if her parents were somehow incapacitated.
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: Is there anyone who would like a beating from me? Say the word, darling.
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: I'm not dead; let's have dinner. But also Margo's pretty all right.

Five people that can make you happy: I generally don't rely on other people for happiness if I can help it.
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Kitty, a little! (POWERS!) Margo and Eliot both (MAGIC.) Dwight, just because he's very large but he seems like something of a gentle giant.
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): I actually can't ever go home again, so it doesn't much matter, does it?
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Sherlock Holmes, James Moriarty.
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: John Watson, amazingly enough. I hope he's well.

Dwight, just because he's very large... Hey I got big bones, what can I say? LOL

Five people you'd sleep with: Rey, Poe, Flint, Madi, Eric
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: Rey, I suppose. It's hard for me to imagine doing anything forever.
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Rey, Madi, Flint
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: Flint, Kylo Ren
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: Flint (though it's so not secret as much as blatant denial).

Five people that can make you happy: Rey, Captain Morgan...and then myself for the rest of the answers.
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Flint, Leia...that's about it.
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): That would suggest I would ever tell anyone about my past and no.
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Flint, Rey could if she tried.
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: It's a surprise I care about anyone, I never intended for it to happen.

Five people you'd sleep with: I try not to tap people twice in case it gives them ideas, but Irene had some moves, I could be convinced. ~~Eliot.~~ That Seivarden person's kinda hot, sure, why not. Hot growly chick at the bar, what’s her name? Always wondered about Josh back home, we get around in the same circles. And, I dunno. ~~Fen.~~ Are you hot? Not clingy? Cool with a chick being on top? I’m here for you.
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: Eliot. I think he’s the only person I can stand. ~~Quentin would be fine, I guess.~~
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Quentin. Eliot. ~~Fen. The people of Fillory, ungrateful bastards.~~ Otherwise, I dunno. I’m not maternal.
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: Jon. And Ember, but he’s dead.
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: Fuck me, who needs that kinda trouble? You ever have a guy get so into you he made a golem girlfriend version of you and fucked up the spell so bad it started sapping your life force? Yeah.

Five people that can make you happy: On this island? Eliot. And so far I got no complaints about Irene or Shunsui in the sack. I don’t need more, really. Hm. Maybe Mr. Hitachi. Does he count?
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Not a single soul on this island, and few beyond. I don’t let ’em.
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): Fuck my parents, seriously. The only person worth taking anyone to meet is Eliot, and we run in the same crowd.
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: ...Eliot. Q.
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: Fuckin’ Quentin. He’s a nerd, but he has heart.

Edited 2021-09-30 16:44 (UTC)

Five people you'd sleep with: Silver, of course. Poe. ~~And maybe if SOMEONE hadn't decided to keep being a homicidal idiot...~~
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: Silver. Finn. Leia. Anakin.
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Silver, Jaskier, BB-8, and honestly kind of everyone.
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: Kylo Ren. I feel like a longer talk with Flint would turn into lectures.
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: Not anyone, really.

Five people that can make you happy: Silver, Finn, Summer, Annie, Rose.
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Im not sure I would use the word "intimidate" for anyone.
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): I've brought everybody home already, but: Silver, Jaskier, Annie, Summer, Anakin.
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Silver probably could. Kylo Ren has, a lot.
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: Kylo Ren.

Five people you'd sleep with: Irene, Dwight, Rosa, Eric, and some guy named Whisper, apparently???

NOT THAT IT'S ANYONE'S BUSINESS.

Four people you'd want to spend your life with: Dave and Diane, my lobsters, and....I don't know, my anvils? Do they count?

Fine. I guess Rosa and Miguel would be pretty tolerable.

Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Beaker (for all the good it would do), Zephyr, and...*sigh* Seivarden

Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: *sigh* Seivarden. *eye roll* Shunsui

One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: HOW DARE YOU.

Five people that can make you happy: Rosa, Seivarden, people who give me work to do so Eric and Dwight and Dr. Lecter most recently

Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Irene, Lucifer, Rosa, ~~Din because I'm sorry, that baby looks like a goblin and I can't trust anyone carrying around a goblin-baby willingly~~ nope. Jaskier. Definitely Jaskier.

Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): well. There's not much there to speak of, but I'd love for Rosa and Seivarden to see the old homdstead sometime....and I'd love for the old homestead go get a good look at Beaker, too.

Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: I don't even know the meaning of the word!

One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: *sigh* Seivarden.

Edited 2021-09-30 16:44 (UTC)

Five people you'd sleep with: Erm. Nobody. Unless you mean just sleep, and then...Martin. Daisy. Georgie and Melanie. and...I'm declaring the Admiral is a person for the purposes of this quiz.
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: Martin, always. The Admiral. Daisy, again. And I suppose Basira; not that she cares for me much these days, but I wouldn't spend my life with Daisy and not have Basira; that would be cruel.
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Martin, not that he much needs it. And...right, these days, Summer (though she likely doesn't need it much either). And Eliot, even if it would be mostly protecting him from myself.
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: Is it cheating to say myself? Also Jonah Magnus, if I hadn't already killed him. I would resurrect him to do it again.
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: Martin.

Five people that can make you happy: Martin. Georgie. The Admiral. Summer has done a good job of it lately. And honestly, Margo. It's good to know that one of my...my victims, has someone that cares so much about him, and I'll be ecstatic if she can find a way to help.
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Tim, Basira... Margo. And all right, Martin, just because I don't understand how he can still be so...him.
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): I haven't got anybody to take them home to.
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Martin. Yes, I know, I have a theme, all right? He's rather on my mind. But he just cares so much. And Jonah Magnus, for entirely different reasons.
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: ~~Martin.~~ Eliot.

Five people you'd sleep with: ummm none, thanks... but would like to hang out more with Miguel, Jon, Amaya, Irene....
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: umm Lizzie. not sure anyone else would want me for that long :P
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Don't think anyone needs protection from the Bullet Magnet to be honest.
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: *cough* Duke *cough* and *mumbles* Octavia *mumbles*
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: ??????????????

Five people that can make you happy: Ummm.... Lizzie (if she was still alive) I try not to really rely on others for my happiness. But Jon, Miguel, Amaya, and Irene make me smile and I enjoy their company.
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Lucifer, Octavia, Rosa, and Sidon
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): Yeah no family to meet, but I think it would be fun for Miguel, Jon, and Amaya to see Haven.
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Lizzie, and no clue who else... can I say myself?
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: Classified

I think it would be fun for Miguel, Jon, and Amaya to see Haven.

I thought you liked me!

I do - not my fault going home means going back to Haven :P

Five people you'd sleep with: Zhaan. Faye. ~~Aeryn but she would have killed me~~. Travis. ~~Not going to pretend I didn't think about Crichton but Aeryn would have killed me.~~
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: Zhaan. Faye ~~but I can never say that out loud she might disappear much more permanently than the last time~~. Crichton, maybe. Moya and Pilot?
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Grogu? He's so small. Faye doesn't need protection, not like that, but that doesn't mean I don't want to. Any of the impossible children that have appeared over the years.
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: SPIKE ~~but he'd kill me for real~~. I wanted to hit Whitney.
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: I told her I loved her and then chased her to another version of this galaxy and then got in a barfight here I don't think Faye is a secret.

Five people that can make you happy: Faye. Zhaan. Everyone on Moya. Many people here.
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Spike. Scorpy. Aeryn. ~~sometimes Faye~~
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): Faye (Chiana and Zhaan both seemed to approve...). Liam would be fine there. Annie would love to see Moya, I think.
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Faye. Zhaan.
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: I didn't expect Faye at all.

Five people you'd sleep with: Rosa, of course. Others, as long as they were interested? I bet Amaya's fun, Annie is sweet, okay I'll freely admit I bet Morph is fun - I mean, shapeshifter - and...why not? Travis seems cool.
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: Can I take the fifth? Ugh. Okay, fine, Rosa. And Gabriel, because shock you, this didn't specify romantically. Also Morph. And Summer, also not romantically, because I bet she'd keep life fun.
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Rosa will kill me if I mention her here. Dwight, definitely. Beaker, because that guy needs a keeper. And Summer even if she'd insist she doesn't need it, because "interesting" is a euphemism for "really shocking dangerous".
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: Dean Skywalker, for the whole eight-person-room thing, and Beaker, because safety procedures are not optional!
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: Rosa.

Five people that can make you happy: Rosa, Gabriel, Morph, Summer, and Xina.
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Sabretooth, Xina, and anyone who's currently trying to kill me; I'm sure there are at least two.
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): No. Nobody deserves to have to meet my ma.
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Gabriel, probably. Maybe Rosa?
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: Yep, it's Rosa. She's called me "Tightpants" since we met; there wasn't supposed to be caring involved!

Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: .... Dwight, definitely.
Think you already got that much covered XD But thanks again! LOL

Five people you'd sleep with: Ahahaha. NO. The only people that have seen me naked since The Incident are my medical team. It's one thing to choose not to wear my arm, when I'm wearing clothes. It's another to be totally naked and vunerable with another person.

Before The Incident? Prompto, obvs. I guess Neptune coulda gotten it once or twice. ~~Blake~~. Weiss's sister Winter is hot, and not just because of those combat skillz. Coco Adel totally would have been a yes.

Four people you'd want to spend your life with: Ruby, Dad, Weiss, ~~Blake~~ ~~Prompto~~ Uncle Qrow.
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Ruby, Weiss, ~~Blake~~ Jaune.
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: Adam Taurus. Blake Belladonna.
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: ~~Blake~~ I may not be totally over Prompto.

Edited 2021-09-30 22:04 (UTC)

Five people that can make you happy: UGH. Fine. Ully. Pitor. Kitty. My magic dads (Strange and Wong).
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Clea. Wanda. Prof. X. Magneto.
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): Ully, Brooklyn, Nell.
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: He's dead, leave it alone.
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: Strange.

Five people you'd sleep with: That requires being vunerable with someone. ~~Jules. Wanda. Kitty. Malia. Dani.~~ LOOK I'M NOT BLIND.
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: Dads. Kitty. Pitor.
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Dads, Nell.
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: [insert stupid people here.]
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: Jules. But I'm not very good at keeping it a secret.

Edited 2021-09-30 21:53 (UTC)

Five people you'd sleep with: You offering, love? The Divine Miss Valentine, of course. Eric from the bar, anytime. Lucy, just because it would annoy him later. Hell, Maze, if she's around. Delightful demon. Zee.

Four people you'd want to spend your life with: Zee. Chas. Bob was a decent flat-mate. Kit.

Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Tim, Astra, Gemma.

Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: Me, myself, and I, most of the time.

One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: I don't tend to be quiet about my attractions. Zee, I suppose. Always.

Five people you'd sleep with: I'm quite happy with the Duke and Octavia I already have, thank you. Though I suppose I have occasionally missed my days of banging Eric. ~~In an alternate universe I'd also definitely do Summer again.~~
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: Octavia, Duke, Chloe, Linda.
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: I think protecting the above is a given, and 'puppy' wouldn't really cover them. Hm. Dwight? He seems like a very big puppy who probably gets in trouble entirely too much. Trixie? I know a lot of self-sufficient people....
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: I'm still recovering from seeing Him at all, but my Father. Again. That's it.
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: I believe all three of my crushees are fairly obvious.

Five people that can make you happy: Duke, Octavia, Chloe, Miss Lopez, Dr. Linda. I suppose in a more specifically island-focused way you could add Miss Jones and Miss Smith.
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): I don't follow.
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): Octavia, Duke and the Detective have already met them and I honestly wouldn't wish that experience on anyone else.
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Currently, the obvious.
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: Dwight. He really is like a puppy. I just sort of want to pat him on the head and cultivate that 'run away from Haven' instinct.

what is with everyone relating me to a puppy today? :P

Five people you'd sleep with: Niko, Daisy, Darkstar, … Doc … Summer (he does have a thing for red heads…well auburn/redhead)
Four people you'd want to spend your life with: Niko, Captain Foxx, Doc, Commander Walsh
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy: Little Zach, Jessica, Niko (even though she doesn’t need protecting he still would)
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to: Senator Weiner, Killbane
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on: Niko

Five people that can make you happy: Icarus and Winter (well they’re telepathic dolphins but they still make him happy), Niko, Commander Walsh, Doc and Captain Foxx
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason): Senator Weiner, Killbane, Niko, Commander Walsh
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason): Summer, Ignis (if only for a meeting with Commander Walsh about Goose’s cooking, that would be interesting :) and everyone else he serves with so they’ve met his genetic donor/Guardian
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry: Commander Walsh and Niko
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them: Niko

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