meme: matchmaking

[defenderofdesmoines]

It is the second-to-last week of school and no one's had the decency to ride a kayak down the stairs yet today. I'm bored. Let's have some anonymous chaos.

We last did this in December.

Imagine that suddenly, everyone on the island is struck with relationship-amnesia. Trysts, exes, boyfriends, girlfriends, gone!

Post your character's name here and people can reply, whether anonymous or in-character with their dabbling in the Cupidly arts. Do you know what Cupid really, really loves? When you give reasons as to the match-up.

I strongly encourage anonymity because it was hilarious last time. Reasoning can be anything, including, "Because it would be hot."

Comments

Annie January | Irene Adler | Laszlo Cravensworth | Scott Lang

[defenderofdesmoines]

I would also take more fireworks in the stairwell in absence of a kayak.

Re: Annie January | Irene Adler | Laszlo Cravensworth | Scott Lang

[(Anonymous)]

Scott and Buck would be big dumb idiots together.

Re: Annie January | Irene Adler | Laszlo Cravensworth | Scott Lang

[(Anonymous)]

Scott's face is very symmetrical. I'm just sayin'.

Laszlo Cravensworth

[(Anonymous)]

Laszlo/Amaya is my crack ship.

No, I will not elaborate.

Re: Annie January | Irene Adler | Laszlo Cravensworth | Scott Lang

[(Anonymous)]

Irene and Ghanima. I feel like they'd bond over the proper wearing of a hat, the use of fashion, and just art in general.

Diego Hargreeves/Wanda Maximoff/Evan Buckley

[scarlet_chaos]

Gives me something to do while I'm in the middle of the "cool, I can't smell things" aspect of covid.

Wanda

[(Anonymous)]

Wanda/Margo would be hot and magical and kind of angry, maybe? I'm into it.

Diego Hargreeves

[(Anonymous)]

Diego and Steve M would be the best for poor choices and looking hot.

Re: Diego Hargreeves/Wanda Maximoff/Evan Buckley

[(Anonymous)]

Diego and Marc would also be strong contenders for "team poor choices and looking hot" tbh.

Summer|Sidon|Amaya|Rosa|Astrid|Prompto| Shunsui|Tisarwat|Ignis|Sakaki|Gladio|Libby|Graham.

[somethingwithturquoise]

Mmmm, memes, yesssssss.

Re: Rosa and Amaya

[(Anonymous)]

So, hear me out. Crazy but just imagine: Rosa and Miguel still together but alongside the couple of Dwight and Amaya. Got the potential for several fan-fave pairings there I think. Get some Miguel+Dwight and some Amaya+Rosa action. *shrugs* Just say'n...

Vi | Cara | Aphra | Isabela | Alums

[giveittoyoursister]

 

Vi

[(Anonymous)]

So is it cheating to say Vi/Steph, or am I just saying what we're all thinking?

Billy Coen | Dwight Hendrickson| Kurt Wagner| Connor Temple

[mother_love]

This week has sucked so bad.... please distract me from a far too long last day before a thee day weekend!

Kurt

[(Anonymous)]

Kurt and Libby are so sweet and innocent and cute.

I could also see Kurt bouncing cutely off of Belle, similarly.

Steph | Yasha | Beauregard | Kennedy | Tahiri

[drumsticksandd20s]

*flops*

Steph

[(Anonymous)]

You get Vi/Steph too, obviously, but also Steph/Rosa O. would be hot.

(For that matter, Steph/Rosa D. would be hot.)

Octavia / Ulysses / Bucky

[okteiviakom]

General lack-of-focus warning.

Bucky

[(Anonymous)]

I could weirdly see a probably short-term Bucky/Wanda thing. Just all the misplaced grief and guilt and understanding.

Rey/Jaina/Kitty/Alexis/Harry/Jaye

[throughaphase]

Yay distractions from tearing up my apartment trying to find things post move.

Rey

[(Anonymous)]

Rey and Will are pretty cute, I could see that being a thing.

Eliot Waugh | Duke Crocker | Travis Montgomery | Rosa Ortecho

[existencemisspent]

♥

Eliot

[(Anonymous)]

I would love to see Eliot teach Buck a few things.

I think he'd also be a helpful teacher to Will.

Danny | Eddie | Tony | Jaskier | Five

[hatesparadise]

WATCHIN' SAD SCI-FI MEN.

Five

[defenderofdesmoines]

I'm showing my hand here but considering my canon ship for Five, I'd love to see him develop an inappropriate vibe with one of the mean, ideally fancy townie/teacher ladies. Irene, Jaina and Margo would all good candidates.

(Yes, I logged in because I messed up the character in the subject line but also because THIS WAS NEVER ANONYMOUS and I'm going to spend all of season 3 longing for The Handler.)

Llewellyn Watts / Will Halstead / Terra Harvey / Juillenne Milone.

[doctorgingerspice]

I need to stop looking at work emails before I actually start work for the day, guys. I've been awake five minutes and I'm already annoyed.

Watts & Will

[(Anonymous)]

(Not together, though that's a thought, too.)

You also get a comment about how cute Will and Rey are.

And Watts/Steven for great symmetrical love.

Lucifer / Jesse / Margo / the alums

[my_own_advocate]

Brought to you by ‚my brain is swiss cheese with the workload I currently have, so ha ha ha ha I can’t promise anyone I will be able to work up anything good in return’.

Margo

[defenderofdesmoines]

I'm not even gonna bother to log out for this one but not only do I see fun potential in Margo/Amaya after how much fun that whole axe-acquisition was, but Irene might well pass out at the idea so consider that endorsed all around.

Stark/Belle

[stykera]

I'm super drugged right now still.

Belle

[(Anonymous)]

Mine is a Belle/Harry flag. They're so cute.

[hasaknightjob]

Marc ¦ Steven

[(Anonymous)]

Steven/Wanda | Marc/Scarlet Witch

Everyone wearing wonderful outfits.

Kiem / Lucille / Seivarden / Breq / Leto

[crimson_sister]

.

Lucille

[(Anonymous)]

Irene and Lucille would be pretty and probably pretty horizon-broadening.

Hannibal Lecter/Miguel O'Hara/Lana Beniko/Jonathan Sims

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

Have at!

Jonathan Sims

[(Anonymous)]

Jon/Eliot feels like a gimme.

So give it to me. Give me that.

Illyana Rasputin / Yang Xiao Long / Ghanima Atreides / John Constantine / Assorted Alumni

[gospel_of_oblivion]

aiodtsleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Re: Illyana Rasputin / Yang Xiao Long / Ghanima Atreides / John Constantine / Assorted Alumni

[(Anonymous)]

Yang/Steph has a lot of chaos potential.

Liz Sherman, Shane Gooseman, Alara Kitan, Josephine Jones, Guillermo de la Cryz

[flamesburned]

Pinging in before I forget :)

Re: Liz Sherman, Shane Gooseman, Alara Kitan, Josephine Jones, Guillermo de la Cryz

[(Anonymous)]

Guillermo/Lazlo would be great as a one night drunken hookup that makes canon so much more awkward.