Meme: I'd Hit That

[throughaphase]

Next week is sex pollen and 3MD hint hint, so it's probably time to bring back the meme we last did in March.

I want your Top Five. In list form! You can do top 5 total, or split it into genders if you're into that sort of thing, or do a top 10 if you think people on this island are really hot. Or top 30. I am not going to judge your character.

Your lists should be people who are currently IG, and it's okay if they haven't met yet (maybe some threading will come of it!). Adding explanations makes it even better!

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[throughaphase]

Clint is always her real #1, but for the sake of the meme...

1. Tony. What, they kinda vibe.
2. Steve R. She's got an arm thing, sue her.
3. Yelena. She's pretty.
4. Steph. Cute nerd girl, these are good things.
5. Eric. She's heard enough over the years not to be curious.

[seriesofbaddecisions]

1. Lana. Just because they're not girlfriends and one of them is committed to functional depression doesn't mean it wouldn't be fun.
2. Illyana. Would totally go there again.
3. Doctor Aphra. For mutually bad decisions.
4. Jane. Hot nerd who can break a headboard and don't think she's forgot hearing about that.
5. Harley. Would be hot.
6. Ahsoka. They're basically already exes.
7. Pam. Because yes.

[ifwebeworthy]

1. Jane. Okay, look, yes, worst idea in the world, blah blah blah, obviously would never happen, but it's Jane and she's Thor.
2. Thor. Is this psychologically complicated and possibly narcissism? Yes. Does that matter? Not for fantasy's sake!
3. Liliana. Don might have a thing for 'hot women who are obviously a terrible idea,' okay?
4. Steve R. & Tony. Package deal.
5. Eric, because he's not blind, even though what he heard of that time Eric and Thor hooked up was, uh, frankly alarming.
6. Pamela. See also 'Liliana'
7. Yelena. Same as above.

[thatwaslucky]

1. Adrian. She's honestly not sure if she's trying to flirt with him or not as it is.
2. Dean. He's hot and has been really good to her.
3. Cal. Hot and nice.
4. Liliana. Mostly because she thinks she could learn some things?
5. Flint. She's not comfortable with this but she gets it, Silver. She gets it.

[napking]

1. Flint. You know, if he wasn't a eunuch.
2. Logan. Same.
3. Steve M.
4. Marc
5. Eric, aka 'the only one he might stand a snowball's chance in hell of hooking up with'

[stykera]

1. Summer. Obviously, but still.
2. Gladio. Been there done that got the shirt. But Nell would feed him to a tree.
3. Rey. I mean, he'd NEVER but the idea exists somewhere in the back of his mind.
4. Eric.
5. Raiden. Beautifully uncomplicated hookups.
6. Liliana. Sure, she'd kill him but that's beside the point. Ignis would kill him harder, anyway.
7. Jane. The arms alone.
8. Adrian. He's very pretty!
9. Yelena. She's intriguing and could totally kill him.

Prompto. His white whale.

[joan_of_bark]

1. Yelena. She's attractive and Pam is weak to flirty attractive strong women.
2. Look, when an alternate universe version of your maybe-not-an-ex is on the same island as you, you're going to think about it.
3. Sabine. Again, Pam is weak to attractive strong women.
4. Liliana. Pam is weak to etc, but I assume this would be more of a green vs black hatescrew more than anything.
5. Lydia. Pam is weak t--
6. Nell. She's cute and she likes plants and she reminds Pam faintly of Janet, which also automatically places Nell in the 'once, and then never again' corner.

(But really, it's Pam. If you're an attractive woman who doesn't actively try to destroy the environment, there's a nonzero chance there'll be a whoopsie.)

[deathsmajesty]

green vs black hatescrew

Pam says that and then Liliana brings her to visit the Golgari.

[noonedecidesmyfate]

1. Graham. Friends with benefits indeed!
2. Flint. Yes he's old and maybe a eunuch or a dragon (both?) but mysterious older grumpy men are like Belle catnip. If only he were into young women!
3. Charlie. It might be VERY fun.
4. Eric. I don't think they've ever met? but see #2 re: mysterious older men.
5. Lydia. The formality could be hiding so much, you know?
6. Cal. He's adorable and awkward. If not for the Arden of it all...

[wildgalegirl]

It absolutely would be!

[imafuturist]

1. Liliana. Look, it would only end in a little apocalypse. Probably.
2. Thor. He has eyes, you know.
3. Kitty. It would be a glorious hookup.
4. Yelena. In another life it would probably get him killed.
5. Clint. Look. Look. He's always kind of wondered.

[mustbeawitch]

1. Mr. Blackwood. He may be entirely too old for her even if he is considerably younger than Wickham but he is unfortunately a rather attractive man, you know, and a powerful witch to boot. It's rather unfair, really.
2. Mr. Stark (the one with the ballroom), who is regrettably even older, but quite well-preserved for his age, and has amongst his charms a very well-appointed ballroom.
3. Arden, if Lydia ever stops being oblivious to her own bisexuality
4. Mr. Gray
5. Sir Graham. He's a knight!

[ifwebeworthy]

1. Jane. The difference between him and Don is that Don would cheerfully own this; Thor would not admit it under pain of torture.
2. Don. Thor is even more certain than Don that this is a form of narcissism, because it is rooted very much in an almost jealous awareness that Don's body used to be his, or at least he thought it was, but he's accepted that about himself.
3. Liliana. She reminds him of his ex, okay? No, not that ex. No, not that ex either--okay, yes, a little bit of Sif.
4. Eric. He has ridden that ride before and he would be happy to do so again.
5. Pamela. Look, he has eyes and possibly also a thing for dangerous women.
6. Raiden. This one is definitely narcissism.

[drumsticksandd20s]

I had this half typed up at work and then got sidetracked and then lost the whole comment. Sigh.

1) Vi, of course.
2) Jane, because obviously she has a thing for buff nerdy ladies who might have superpowers.
3) Kitty, because she has a thing for cute nerdy-but-cool ladies who might have superpowers.
4) Pam, because she has a thing for kind of scary intense nerdy ladies who might have superpowers, and also because she can get very behind Pam's whole... thing.
5) Liliana, because not only does she have a thing for kind of scary intense nerdy ladies who might have superpowers, but it would be a terrible idea. Also Katie McGrath.

[deathsmajesty]

1. Ignis. Obviously.
2. Tony. Look, him being the male/sci-fi version of her just makes it hotter, okay?
3. Percy. Apparently she has a type and it's uptight, straightlaced, repressed, aristocratic oenophiles who are delightfully fun to rumple. Also, he has the right idea about vengeance and can't say a word about foolish pacts with demons.
4. Remy. He's her other type: devilish rogues
5. Lucifer. So sue her, she's curious if he's learned anything she hasn't and also they can be snotty about people together.
6. Don. She kinda wants to see what happens when he just lets go. (She has him sorted under the uptight, straightlaced, and repressed group.)
7. Eric. Pretty much the same reasons as Lucifer and she's heard the gossip.
8. Atton. But probably only at an interstellar high-stakes casino where they're conning people at cards.
9. John Constantine. Much like Remy, he's a devilish rogue and also there's be magic.
10. Prompto. It would be fun to see how long the flailing endures.

1. Jane. Look, big bulky guys don't do it for her, but ladies? Yassss.
2. Ghanima. Aristocratic with a side of murder? She's weak to it.
3. Yelena. She has a competence kink. And also a 'that lady could kick my ass' kink.
4. Pam. Theirs would be a 'shut up and fuck' relationship and I love that for them.
5. Summer. Look, she appreciates hedonism in a woman, okay?
6. Harley. She miiiiiight tip over to the crazy side of the crazy/hot scale, but you never know until you try.
7. Lana. Liliana can't tell if she's missionary all the way, or if there's some fun depravity locked away in there somewhere.
8. Rey. Pretty much for the same reasons as Prompto.
9. Octavia. She knows very little about her beyond 'looks good in a suit' but what else do you need to know?
10. Isabela. The woman is walking sex. That's not Liliana's fault.

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

1. Cal. Not that they're, you know. There. Yet.
2. Graham. He's SO SWEET.
3. Lydia. Not that Lydia likes girls or anything.
4. Eleanor. Not that she would ever, that's Kam's girlfriend, but also, she's got eyes.
5. Stewart. Have you seen him shirtless???