meme: bland fandom headcanons

[gotyoucookie]

This came up in the Discord and we have a newbie and some returning players since we did this last year, so why not.

Since this game has been around forever now, we collectively have a lot of either Fandom minutiae we've established and forgotten about (there used to be a Whomping Willow!) or Burning Fandom Questions we've never gotten a real answer for (just how many forms are there if you accidentally kill a student? How about if you do it on purpose?). This is a place to let your brainstorming go wild and for us to steal good headcanon and turn into real canon.

Here, give me things I will inevitably use for posts.

Comments

Re: Established already

[throughaphase]

Caritas stuff!

There is a sanctuary spell, meaning no one is physically able to get hurt inside the bar. If you try to throw a punch, before you connect you'll be transported either into the duck pond, or into the alley out back.

The band are zombies. No, I don't know where they live, but they would like you to buy one of their CDs from the merch table. There's also a system to Febreze them regularly so the smell that people kept modding doesn't bother customers.

They don't typically serve food, but in a pinch you can probably get like onion rings or something appetizer-y. Just beware it's probably made by Tino popping a bag from the grocery store into a pot of oil in his apartment and bringing it back down.

If you're returning after a while away, Caritas did undergo a bit of a remodel after a sharkicane dropped a shark through the roof and caused flooding damage. It looks a little more 2017 or whatever now.

Re: Established already

[defenderofdesmoines]

HANG ON, Tino lives above Caritas? I don't know if I knew this.

Can we do something with that? (Tino brings that girl from the gym home and Kitty has to bang on the ceiling with a broom? I'm just spitballing.)

Re: Established already

[thatwaslucky]

I AM PRETTY SURE. I'm also not the one who established it, I think, but as far as I know no one else lives above there.

Because this could be an amaaaaaazing post to write.

Re: Established already

[superjoanjett]

The original owner was Lorne and he and Tino lived above Caritas. Also I nabbed Tino as an NPC from My So Called Life back when we had an Angela Chase.