Random Event: Revolting Laundry

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We're coming to you today with announcement for our next random event. On Friday, June 11, your lousy laundry is going to ATTACK. Yes, that's right - that pair of stinky shorts that have been stranded under your cot since the first day in cabins? They're going to come to life and try and kick the crap out of you because they're revolting.

*paaaaause*

Uh huh. That pair of socks you never took out of your gym bag? They're going to smack you in the face and make you smell what it's like in there!

So, how will Fandom combat these disobedient dirty drawers? By washing them, of course! The island, somehow sensing the revolution of filthy fabrics, will magically place convenient tubs of soapy water and sponges all around the camp, school, and town to help beat back this icky insurrection! The only way to stop the attacks will be to wash out that disquiet-causing dirt!

That'll teach you to do your laundry more often, won't it?