It's About That Time. What Time? Move You All Out of the Dorms Time!
Monday, June 16th, 2014 03:58 pmStudent feedback on the bouncy castles was... less than glowing, so the school board had planned to let students remain in the dorms this summer while they decided whether to rebuild permanent cabins or come up with another idea. Will the island be kind enough to let that happen? LOLOLOLOL school board, so adorably naive.
Due to a yet-to-be-revealed issue with the dorm building, all students will be moving for three weeks to an emergency shelter on the shore of Ingvar Islet, kindly provided by his daddy by way of the good folks at IKEA. Everyone has a home, but if you don't have a home, you really can find one there! Fear not; we don't mean that it's held together with coconuts, palm leaves, and spit. In fact, it's a rather large, impressive house with plenty of room -- two-to-a-bedroom, just like the dorms -- for students and grads to sleep, study, and hang out in peace.
Did we say peace? We meant "pieces." As in the house is constructed from pieces of every bit of IKEA furniture that ever got returned due to the unfortunate demise of its owner during a horrible Allen Wrench accident, or never made it out of the showroom in the first place because of the Zombie Employee Apocalypse of Seventy-Six, or That Thing At The Warehouse We Don't Talk About Ever Especially When The Lawyers Are Around.
In other words, the building is haunted. (Mostly in a handwavy NPC manner by you, the players, but we don't rule out a few random-event incidents here and there!) We'll have more details of how and where (and what the place looks like) for you as we get closer to move-in time, but we wanted to let you know that much in advance so you can make informed OOC decisions during sign-ups!
( What's Different? What's not? )
( Sign-Ups: Again, A Little Different This Time, So Please Read )
Sign-ups will close at 11:59 pm Pacific time on Tuesday, June 24th. All students who'll be around during the 2nd summer session, and all grads who aren't moving away or living in town need to sign up.
Due to a yet-to-be-revealed issue with the dorm building, all students will be moving for three weeks to an emergency shelter on the shore of Ingvar Islet, kindly provided by his daddy by way of the good folks at IKEA. Everyone has a home, but if you don't have a home, you really can find one there! Fear not; we don't mean that it's held together with coconuts, palm leaves, and spit. In fact, it's a rather large, impressive house with plenty of room -- two-to-a-bedroom, just like the dorms -- for students and grads to sleep, study, and hang out in peace.
Did we say peace? We meant "pieces." As in the house is constructed from pieces of every bit of IKEA furniture that ever got returned due to the unfortunate demise of its owner during a horrible Allen Wrench accident, or never made it out of the showroom in the first place because of the Zombie Employee Apocalypse of Seventy-Six, or That Thing At The Warehouse We Don't Talk About Ever Especially When The Lawyers Are Around.
In other words, the building is haunted. (Mostly in a handwavy NPC manner by you, the players, but we don't rule out a few random-event incidents here and there!) We'll have more details of how and where (and what the place looks like) for you as we get closer to move-in time, but we wanted to let you know that much in advance so you can make informed OOC decisions during sign-ups!
( What's Different? What's not? )
( Sign-Ups: Again, A Little Different This Time, So Please Read )
Sign-ups will close at 11:59 pm Pacific time on Tuesday, June 24th. All students who'll be around during the 2nd summer session, and all grads who aren't moving away or living in town need to sign up.