BDE NPCs: Post The Third!

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Hello, Fandom!

Looking for an NPC? Today, we can provide you the following:

- Dinosaurs
- Vikings
- Trolls
- Flying zombie piranha
- Bears
- Mummies
- Monkeyponies
- Harpies
- Weeping Angels*

Please note: Current-edition Weeping Angels will not send you to the past, unless you want to be knocked out of the plot until Sunday (in which case, indicate this). Otherwise, they'll just zap you across the island; time and space is jumbled up enough to confuse them.

BDE Forecast!

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Tomorrow, we bring you giant-ass radscorpions! Chompy zombies! Killer snowmen!

We also murder all the plants in the park because we're animals, dump a glacier right off Galactic Point and we really hope you weren't planning on going to the butcher shop anytime soon, because it's gone derelict, creepy, and covered in slogans.

Have a good night!