Next Stop: Fun!

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We know how much everyone would love to stick around on the egg-fryingly hot desert planet that is not at all reminiscent of San Diego two weeks ago and continue to play with the cavedwelling locals whose bodies are comprised entirely of wings, knives, and hunger, but alas, Fandom has chosen to move on.

{stage note: pause for audience response of OH THANK FRAK}

In the wee hours of Tuesday morning, we'll be escaping to someplace safer, kinder, and while no less bright, it's a brightness that only hurts your soul, not your actual retinas (probably): the planet Frankticon VII!

Due to favorable combinations of science, magic, and phlebotinum during its formation, Frankticon VII (and indeed the entire system) is naturally colored only in brilliant psychedelic rainbow hues, and populated by gentle, lively, equally colorful fauna, both humanoid and not so much. The aliens are friendly (though they speak entirely in a language that sounds like bubbles and windchimes that nobody's machines, magic, or mental abilities will translate) and will gladly show your character around, feed them delicious rainbow-colored treats, and help them adopt any of the more earth-style pets who might charm their way into a human heart. (Kitties, puppies and bunnies, even with wings and sparkle-eyes, sure. Unicorns and orcas, no.)

Any resemblance of your surroundings to MP's current haircolor is entirely coincidental.