Meme Time! 5-4-3-2-1

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Forgive me for any weirdness, I'm doing this on tiny phone internets, god help me. I'll fix any formatting wonkiness when I'm at a real computer.

ANYWAY, I'm in the mood for a meme, and I don't think we've done this one in like two years (!) and it seems nice, fun and easy, SO!

Five people you'd sleep with.
Four people you'd want to spend your life with.
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy.
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to.
One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on.

<b>Five people you'd sleep with:</b> <b>Four people you'd want to spend your life with:</b> <b>Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy:</b> <b>Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to:</b> <b>One person who you secretly (or not so secretly) crush on:</b>

Here's a revised version:

Five people that can make you happy
Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason)
Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason)
Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry
One person who unexpectedly made you care about them

<b>Five people that can make you happy:</b> <b>Four people that intimidate you (for whatever reason):</b> <b>Three people you wouldn't mind taking home to meet mom/dad/guardians (for whatever reason):</b> <b>Two people that make you (or you think could make you) cry:</b> <b>One person who unexpectedly made you care about them:</b>

These can be hypothetical, so don't worry if you've never met whoever you list!

Many thanks to rebelseekspizza for basically writing out the whole thing.