Meme: Domesticity

[biotic_psychotic]

It's been just about a year since we've done this one. It's Sunday. Everything here is wet and cold outside. I'm lazy and bored and request entertainment!

Ping your character in and people will offer up a pairing with that character, which is used to answer the meme questions. Feel free to answer with single words, though explanations and examples are always fun. Then other people can chime in with how they see that pairing work. Any pairing goes: friends, NPCs, canon love, canon hate, canon indifference, roommates/housemates, and if-Hell-froze-over-and-these-two-characters-got-together, go crazy! Don't forget to check back in throughout the day and see who else has pinged in!

For example:
Who uses all the hot water in the morning? Warren. He's got a LOT more to wash than Karla and when she is in the mood to spend a long time in the tub, she takes a bath with a glass of wine and a book. Also, Warren is the one who leaves the bathroom a wreck because soggy wings leave water everywhere.

For great mobile justice, please copypasta the questions and your answers.

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Now for ease of copypasta:
<b>Who is the big spoon/little spoon?:</b> <b>What is their favorite non-sexual activity?:</b> <b>Who uses all the hot water in the morning?: </b> <b>What they order from take out?: </b> <b>What is the most trivial thing they fight over?: </b> <b>Who does most of the cleaning?: </b> <b>Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?: </b> <b>Who steals the blankets?: </b> <b>What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure?:</b> <b>Who kissed who first?: </b> <b>What would they do if the other one was hurt?: </b> <b>Who is more likely to pay for dinner?: </b> <b>How do they celebrate anniversaries?: </b> <b>What do they name their pet(s)?: </b> <b>On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank?: </b> <b>Who cooks normally?: </b> <b>How often do they fight?: </b> <b>What do they do when they're away from each other?: </b> <b>Nicknames for each other?: </b> <b>What do they get each other for gifts?: </b> <b>Who flirts more?: </b> <b>Do they act different in public and at home?: </b> <b>What are little gestures they do for each other?: </b> <b>Who kills the spiders?: </b> <b>Who is "the dominant one" (for however you want to define that)?: </b> <b>Who is the cuddler?: </b> <b>What annoying habit does one have that the other hates?: </b> <b>What do they do to make the other one jealous?: </b> <b>What do they do that embarrasses the other one?: </b> <b>What did they nearly break up over?: </b> <b>What is "their song"?: </b> <b>How do they handle holidays?: </b>

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