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Spring Break 2024: Fhloston! Ish!
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heroic_jawlineIt has been a hot minute since we've gone on a fictional break! (Okay, they're all fictional breaks, but a break to a fictional location. Dang, words are hard.)
From Sunday, February 25 to Saturday, March 2, the school is going to a lovely little resort planet, Fhloston, a paradise ocean world located in the Angel Constellation. It is a popular vacation world frequented by celebrities and the wealthy, and Fandom's destination is the small, island-wide Springtime Winds Hotel and Resort.
Need a visual? We've got you covered:
Ooooh.
It's restful, it's beautiful, it's rated 5 stars on Interstellar Yelp. It's the perfect vacation spot with something for everyone, and it sure would be great if you were actually going to be able to experience it. But you know, our characters' lives. Late Sunday night, everyone is going to be woken up by a horrific crashing noise as the building trembles and the ground shakes. Is it an earthquake? A tsunami? A typhoon?
Well. No.
Their island had just been crashed into by none other than Myra the Magnificent's Intergalactic Astrotorium of Fun, a space amusement park that travels the galaxy. This isn't the first time the park has crashed into a planet, and, honestly, everyone is lucky that this time is was just an island and a mostly-uninhabited one at that-- just ask any Blorbian survivor from the ex-planet Blorb-12, obliterated when Captain Rex Nebula accidentally backed the Astrotorium over it while trying to park. And with their experience in this area, Myra knows exactly how to offer restitution for the Fandom folks: free passes to the park, three daily meal vouchers per person, and, once their current hotel finishes collapsing in on itself, free lodging in one of the Astrotorium's many hotels!
It's basically the same trip they were getting with the original resort, only now with the benefit* of amusement park rides! In summary, while the school thinks they'll be attending a beautiful tropical resort vacation on the paradise planet, Fhloston, these plans are going to fall through when a discount interstellar Disney crashes into their island instead. No fatalities! Unless you count your hope for a peaceful and relaxing vacation, in which case, RIP.
If you are taking or teaching a class, you are eligible to go! Guests are also invited (but if you're playing a high school student, please don't make it weird and invite an adult townie as a guest, please and thank you.) Please sign up for the fake trip by Friday, February 23 so I can put you into our fake rooms. Many thanks todeathsmajesty for the suggestion and allllll of the heavy lifting/research for the upcoming trip!
(*Some exclusions may apply.)
From Sunday, February 25 to Saturday, March 2, the school is going to a lovely little resort planet, Fhloston, a paradise ocean world located in the Angel Constellation. It is a popular vacation world frequented by celebrities and the wealthy, and Fandom's destination is the small, island-wide Springtime Winds Hotel and Resort.
Need a visual? We've got you covered:
Ooooh.
It's restful, it's beautiful, it's rated 5 stars on Interstellar Yelp. It's the perfect vacation spot with something for everyone, and it sure would be great if you were actually going to be able to experience it. But you know, our characters' lives. Late Sunday night, everyone is going to be woken up by a horrific crashing noise as the building trembles and the ground shakes. Is it an earthquake? A tsunami? A typhoon?
Well. No.
Their island had just been crashed into by none other than Myra the Magnificent's Intergalactic Astrotorium of Fun, a space amusement park that travels the galaxy. This isn't the first time the park has crashed into a planet, and, honestly, everyone is lucky that this time is was just an island and a mostly-uninhabited one at that-- just ask any Blorbian survivor from the ex-planet Blorb-12, obliterated when Captain Rex Nebula accidentally backed the Astrotorium over it while trying to park. And with their experience in this area, Myra knows exactly how to offer restitution for the Fandom folks: free passes to the park, three daily meal vouchers per person, and, once their current hotel finishes collapsing in on itself, free lodging in one of the Astrotorium's many hotels!
It's basically the same trip they were getting with the original resort, only now with the benefit* of amusement park rides! In summary, while the school thinks they'll be attending a beautiful tropical resort vacation on the paradise planet, Fhloston, these plans are going to fall through when a discount interstellar Disney crashes into their island instead. No fatalities! Unless you count your hope for a peaceful and relaxing vacation, in which case, RIP.
If you are taking or teaching a class, you are eligible to go! Guests are also invited (but if you're playing a high school student, please don't make it weird and invite an adult townie as a guest, please and thank you.) Please sign up for the fake trip by Friday, February 23 so I can put you into our fake rooms. Many thanks to
deathsmajesty for the suggestion and allllll of the heavy lifting/research for the upcoming trip!(*Some exclusions may apply.)