Your Piratical Random Events Schedule
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 05:48 amA reminder post will still go up in the early hours, but here's a schedule so you can plan in advance:
Tues: Invasion of parrots who cling to your shoulder and repeat everything you say.
Wed: Pi-rats! Some of whom break into spontaneous pirate operetta that sounds suspiciously like Gilbert & Sullivan.
Thur: Invasion of (moddable) pirates who will swordfight anyone they see, but exchanging blows means exchanging insults (bonus points if you can get your insults to rhyme with theirs).
Fri: Tor-toga party. Held in the park - it was supposed to be a Tortuga party, celebrating its culture and food and all that, but due to a misprint, the posters all say its a TOGA party!
Sat: Invasion of wee deadly pirates. They're classic pillaging and looting pirates ... which would be terrifying if they weren't six inches tall.
Sun/Mon: Sun morning people awake to find their clothes have turned into pirate costumes. Which is handy, because the island accidentally slipped through a time warp back to the 1600s, and it's pirates ahoy! Ships sailing, drinking and carousing and adventure on Tortuga.
Tues: The taps of Fandom run with rum, grog, and ale (ginger ale for the non-drinkers), instead of water.
Wed: CITRUS FRUIT EVERYWHERE. Open a cupboard? Face full of limes. Open a door? Covered in oranges. You get the idea.
Thur: Talk like a pirate day!
And over on Tortuga itself, there are random cannonballs to be avoided, glimpses of teams playing baseball badly and of three headed monkeys to be had, as well as lots of shipwrecks, abandoned pirate hideouts, ruined forts, and general pirate detritus that remains from hundreds of years ago. Also, anyone randomly digging on Tortuga will find buried treasure - essentially worthless, but pretty or silly or punny.
(All credit to those who came up with the ideas!)
It's also a really gorgeous tropical island, with rainforest and beaches and little towns that aren't populated by pirates! At least, they say they aren't pirates. But you can't really trust a pirate to tell the truth, so who can know for sure.
Tues: Invasion of parrots who cling to your shoulder and repeat everything you say.
Wed: Pi-rats! Some of whom break into spontaneous pirate operetta that sounds suspiciously like Gilbert & Sullivan.
Thur: Invasion of (moddable) pirates who will swordfight anyone they see, but exchanging blows means exchanging insults (bonus points if you can get your insults to rhyme with theirs).
Fri: Tor-toga party. Held in the park - it was supposed to be a Tortuga party, celebrating its culture and food and all that, but due to a misprint, the posters all say its a TOGA party!
Sat: Invasion of wee deadly pirates. They're classic pillaging and looting pirates ... which would be terrifying if they weren't six inches tall.
Sun/Mon: Sun morning people awake to find their clothes have turned into pirate costumes. Which is handy, because the island accidentally slipped through a time warp back to the 1600s, and it's pirates ahoy! Ships sailing, drinking and carousing and adventure on Tortuga.
Tues: The taps of Fandom run with rum, grog, and ale (ginger ale for the non-drinkers), instead of water.
Wed: CITRUS FRUIT EVERYWHERE. Open a cupboard? Face full of limes. Open a door? Covered in oranges. You get the idea.
Thur: Talk like a pirate day!
And over on Tortuga itself, there are random cannonballs to be avoided, glimpses of teams playing baseball badly and of three headed monkeys to be had, as well as lots of shipwrecks, abandoned pirate hideouts, ruined forts, and general pirate detritus that remains from hundreds of years ago. Also, anyone randomly digging on Tortuga will find buried treasure - essentially worthless, but pretty or silly or punny.
(All credit to those who came up with the ideas!)
It's also a really gorgeous tropical island, with rainforest and beaches and little towns that aren't populated by pirates! At least, they say they aren't pirates. But you can't really trust a pirate to tell the truth, so who can know for sure.