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No WHAT For a Week?!
Tuesday, February 10th, 2009 10:20 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
likethegunHello! We hope everyone will be enjoying their Valentine's Day festivities - really and truly, because next week, things are going to become a little less fun for everyone.
To put it simply, starting next Monday morning (Feb 16th), Fandom is going to become a no orgasm zone. The island is very displeased with how much sex everyone is having, and is going to decide that Fandom's citizens need a little cooling off time.
What does this mean exactly? Characters who are affected will not be able to have any resolution/release/culmination/whatever word you want to use to their sexual acts, no matter what they try or who they try it with. Yes, this includes self-love, so don't think those of you without partners are getting off easy. (Pun fully intended.) There's three ways characters can be affected:
A) They can get aroused, but physically won't be able to get off.
B) They can be having sex, but get consistently interrupted. (Roof cave-ins! Bed breakage! Interrupting squirrels! You'll be modding your own interruptions.)
C) All of the above.
The island will be appeased late Friday evening (Feb 20th), so everyone will be back to normal then. You do have the option of having your characters not be affected, but we make no guarantees that they won't be lynched by the horny masses, and due to the island's mood, alumni and ex-pats can be affected as well.
Any questions? Comments? Pie? Please don't throw the pie at us!
To put it simply, starting next Monday morning (Feb 16th), Fandom is going to become a no orgasm zone. The island is very displeased with how much sex everyone is having, and is going to decide that Fandom's citizens need a little cooling off time.
What does this mean exactly? Characters who are affected will not be able to have any resolution/release/culmination/whatever word you want to use to their sexual acts, no matter what they try or who they try it with. Yes, this includes self-love, so don't think those of you without partners are getting off easy. (Pun fully intended.) There's three ways characters can be affected:
A) They can get aroused, but physically won't be able to get off.
B) They can be having sex, but get consistently interrupted. (Roof cave-ins! Bed breakage! Interrupting squirrels! You'll be modding your own interruptions.)
C) All of the above.
The island will be appeased late Friday evening (Feb 20th), so everyone will be back to normal then. You do have the option of having your characters not be affected, but we make no guarantees that they won't be lynched by the horny masses, and due to the island's mood, alumni and ex-pats can be affected as well.
Any questions? Comments? Pie? Please don't throw the pie at us!