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Yes, that includes tomatoes even though they're really a fruit. On Tuesday the 10th, vegetables throughout Fandom -- except in the dorms -- will be infected by oleracea carnivora, the 24-Hour Man-Eating Vegetable Flu. Symptoms include growing teeth, growing an attitude, growing as big as your average footstool, and moddable HUNGER FOR YOUR FLESH.
They can be dispatched with whatever weapons you might have handy, be it sword, club, crossbow or Mixmaster 2000, but prepare to be covered in sticky, seedy mess when they explode on you after squishing or puncturing, and watch out for the regular-sized ones too - they can gang up on you!
The Kwik-Stop isn't safe. The cafeteria isn't safe. Even the streets of Fandom aren't safe, because what was that noise behind you? Is that an eggplant rolling after you down the sidewalk, gibbering as it goes?
(Questions, comments, anachronistic fruit?)