BDE Information: So You Want to Fight An Auditor!

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Good luck with that! In the Discworld, they are considered the most dangerous of all the Things from the Dungeon Dimensions, despite their unassuming appearances. In the early part of the week, due to being a “non-thing”, traditional weapons (guns, knives, axes, dropping things on them, setting them on fire shooting them with a blaster, shooting them out of a cannon, shooting them with a cannon, why do you even *have* a cannon...) and magic/superpowers won’t work on them, either.  Auditors are the personification of the law--they reinforce traditional physics by their very presence and will force magic (and other superpowers)  to Behave Normally, at least while you’re near an Auditor. While your powers remain intact, they simply do not work on the Auditor (so to take my own kid an example, Ben will still be a Jedi, but won’t be able to mind-whammy an Auditor into going away.)

Touching an Auditor (or having them touch you) at this stage will result in being zapped immediately out of existence (do not pass go, do not collect $200.)

( So We're All Gonna Die?!!? )

(  You Said Something About This Getting Easier on Friday? )

If you'd like to begin preplaying an NPC encounter with an Auditor (especially in the event that Russian politics hits LJ again over the weekend...), please hit up any of our lovely NPCers (there's still time to sign up there too!) and see if they're available. NPC Auditors will be getting a more complete email in the next little bit as well.

So, questions?