Summer Travels Week 10: Bye Week!

[vrajna_kralis]

Okay, after all that. We need a break. A serious break. And so it's time for another bye week! And, for the most part, it's a totally normal week! Everything is in full-color, nothing talks that shouldn't, there's absolutely nothing lurking in shadows or under beds or in sewers. It's a perfectly nice, normal week...

Oh, I mean, unless you wanted to have sex. Cause that's not really happening.

That's right, it's No Sex Redux. To copy/paste like I've never copy/pasted before!

To put it simply, starting next Monday morning (July 15th), Fandom is going to end up in an AU with no senx - or, at least, a no orgasm zone. What does this mean exactly? Characters who are affected will not be able to have any resolution/release/culmination/whatever word you want to use to their sexual acts, no matter what they try or who they try it with. Yes, this includes self-love, so don't think those of you without partners are getting off easy. (Pun fully intended.) There's three ways characters can be affected:

A) They can get aroused, but physically won't be able to get off.
B) They can be having sex, but get consistently interrupted. (Roof cave-ins! Bed breakage! Interrupting squirrels! You'll be modding your own interruptions.)
C) All of the above.

And, due to the magic of Fandom, even though this is an AU, it absolutely can affect ex-pats and folks off the island!

So, you know...have fun with this upcoming week. At least no one is trying to kill you?

...To bad you might end up really wishing they would.

Dates: July 15 - July 21

Causeway: On! You can go into a Baltimore where babies come from storks and under cabbage leaves! But no sex in this world!

AUs: None! Be you for the week! Frustrated, frustrated you!

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[sith_happened]

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

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