NEW MEME: I Can't Believe This is Canon

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Inspired by yesterday's meme of how well we know each other's source material, here's a new twist!

Tell us something that seems like it came it out of a fevered fan's dream but is, in fact, 100 percent real canon for your character(s).

For example, this:

Obi-Wan Kenobi opened his eyes to find himself staring at what he strongly suspected was Anakin's butt.

It looked like Anakin's butt—well, his pants, anyway—though it was thoroughly impossible for Obi-Wan to be certain, since he had never before had occasion to examine Anakin's butt upside down, which it currently appeared to be, nor from this rather uncomfortably close range.

And how he might have arrived at this angle and this range was entirely baffling.

He said, "Um, have I missed something?"

"Hang on," he heard Anakin say. "We're in a bit of a situation here."

So it was Anakin's butt after all. He supposed he might take a modicum of comfort from that.

is a completely real quote from the Revenge of the Sith novelization and a gift to the world at large.

So tell us about the amazing ridiculousness that is absolutely real for your canon!