HORRIFYING AMALGAM MEME: I can't believe it's (maybe not) canon!

[designateddadfriend]

Hello! I'm having one of those days where I'm so bored it feels like my brain is slamming itself against the inside of my skull in desperate search for dopamine (if you ever wonder why I torture my characters, it's so my brain doesn't turn on itself). SO LET'S HAVE A MEME!

Or more precisely, LET'S HAVE A HORRIFYING BLEND OF TWO MEMES I COULDN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN!

The first, which we haven't done since November 2020 and then only once, I can't believe this is canon:

Tell us something that seems like it came it out of a fevered fan's dream but is, in fact, 100 percent real canon for your character(s).

The second, which we haven't done since May 2021, before which we hadn't done since 2014, Head canon v. real canon:

Provide us five bits of things you totally made up headcanon for your character, as well as five things that are, sadly, canon but could sound like you made them up.

Resulting in:

Tell us either something that is actually canon that you can't believe isn't something that some crazed fankid made up themselves, or something that you, a crazed fankid, came up with yourself, and those of us who have never indulged in your canon have to guess if it's real or not! Heck, you can even go wild and two-truths-and-a-lie it if you want, but . . . maybe tell us how many head canons and how many real canons there are? Just to be nice. ;D